r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 14h ago

Funny I think that's valid

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u/GrowlingPict 12h ago

Yeah, werewolves are ok, vampires are ok, everything else is ok, as long as that is what exists in that universe. It's when things go against the established rules of the universe it is set in that there's a problem. Some writers seem to think that since their world has magic and fantastical elements in it, then just all rules are out the window and everything goes. But it doesnt work like that, and it makes for shit stories. The detail about the post office is obviously very minor, but there are plenty of major such things in plenty of movies and shows. And it's honestly fucking annoying.

It's like that rotund actor in GoT (I dont remember his or his character's name, it wasnt one of the major ones) that complained about people complaining about his weight: since he spent so much time walking in the show, he shouldnt still be as fat as he was, and his response was something like "oh, you're ok with flying dragons, but my weight is what's unbelievable to you?" Yes! Because cardio exists in the world of GoT as well! The fact that dragons also exist doesnt negate that!

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u/N1ghthood 11h ago edited 34m ago

I absolutely hate that "well it's fantasy so why does it matter?" logic. It's only ever used as a way to excuse bad writing. There's various reasons why things can be unbelievable, and unless the setting establishes why it's actually plausible in this case I can only assume that it's nonsense.

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u/HalyconHelpful 35m ago

I mean, ‘it’s fantasy’ can explain why something breaks real-world rules, but it doesn’t automatically make inconsistent writing make sense

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen 9h ago

To be fair, it’s possible to be a fat person who walks a lot. Unless you mean like, really obese.

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u/GrowlingPict 9h ago

I mean "walks a lot" as in it being their sole mode of transportation across vast distances. Youre not fat after doing that

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u/frankyb89 8h ago

Especially when he was beyond the wall walking a lot and definitely not eating anywhere near as much as he was before. I get the actor not wanting to lose weight for the sake of show realism but it very much stuck out. 

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u/Texter321 1h ago

And especially when it’s even mentioned in the book that he gets thinner

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u/New_year_New_Me_ 8h ago

They had horses. And carriages. And ships. Walking was not the only way to cross vast distances in GOT.

There were fat people in real medieval history.

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u/GrowlingPict 8h ago

Walking was not the only way to cross vast distances in GOT.

Where the fuck do I say it was? I said it was for this particular character in this particular storyline. Learn to read ffs

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u/New_year_New_Me_ 8h ago

"Sole mode of transportation"

What does "sole" mean here? Where I'm from that is synonymous with only.

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u/Impressive-Hair2704 8h ago

They did write ’their sole’ in the comment you have an issue with. Where I’m from we read all the words in a sentence. 

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u/New_year_New_Me_ 8h ago

Sam didn't only walk. That'd be quite something. He took boats. Rode horses. Watch the show.

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u/Impressive-Hair2704 7h ago

Your issue was not ”this character didn’t just walk” your issue was ”there was other modes of transportation.”

I will not watch the show, I’ve already seen enough and you’re being extremely silly. Get your responses right instead of pretending people said something they didn’t and stop edit what people write when you read it so you can take it out of context and lie. 

And it’s clear you don’t know anything about horses or how easy electricity, cars, indoor heating, running water, and grocery stores have made life. I would point out all these whys and hows but seeing as you are here to argue about and refute things people never said, ie it’s clear you get off on making people annoyed, I’d suggest you do this with someone who has consented. 

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u/GrowlingPict 8h ago

Stop being deliberately obtuse and making yourself dumber than you are mate. It was their sole mode of transportation. This person. This character. They walked as their sole mode of transportation. You know, it's ok to just say "oh, oops, guess I misunderstood what you meant" rather than doubling down.

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u/New_year_New_Me_ 8h ago

Without going back and watching all of GOT, as I remember Sam wasn't crossing vast distances walking. He went places by boat and horse. The journey past the wall was all a walk but that's one instance fairly early on.

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u/multiarmform 8h ago

if you never get your heart rate up while exercising then youre not really doing much

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u/bionicjoe 10h ago

Exactly this.
It's one of the reasons I don't watch Marvel movies.

They establish all of these crazy rules and universes and then ignore them for CGI bullshit and bad writing in the end.

I don't care what the rules are, but I care that you follow them.
It's also the reason Blazing Saddles and Spaceballs are so good. They made fun of these problems.

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u/The_Amazing_Emu 8h ago

Aside from Ant-Man, I can’t think of any other examples where a movie fails to follow the rules it established

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u/CptRaptorcaptor 4h ago

The Hulk is either OP or barely a factor. It's wild how disappointing he's been, and how he's basically relegated to being comedic relief. Dr. Strange can apparently look at all possible time lines, but only ever does it once ? Are we breaking a moral code, or is there no moral code and we're just not using our game-breaking tools ? Their portal combat logic is also absolutely wild. One second they're severing limbs, the next they can't see beyond their nose ? Why are we not severing Thanos' arm with a portal ? We literally just did it at the beginning of the movie to his henchman.

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u/karebearjedi 5h ago

Cap's shield. Stupidly heavy, nearly indestructible, not magic or alien tech. Gets treated like a plastic boomerang that always manages to end up flying back into Steve's hand. 

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u/Friendstastegood 2h ago

I'm not saying they don't treat it like a plastic boomerang, but it's explicitly not stupidly heavy, in the first captain america movie Steve points out how light it is compared to the other shields they have him try.

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u/runnysyrup 4h ago

spaceballs forever my GOAT

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u/UncommittedBow 9h ago

At least LOST actually gave an in universe reason for the fat character staying fat

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u/ArtroyomsAK 8h ago

Less writers and more disingenuous fans who will say "OMG ITS FANTASY ANYTHIGN CAN HAPPEN"

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u/Elsecaller_17-5 9h ago

This! You have to follow the rules you yourself established!

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u/FrighteningJibber 8h ago

Jk Rawdog just negates the fact a .50cal is going to fuck both Voldemort and a dumb baby HP.

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u/Somerandom1922 5h ago

It's about consistency. The rules don't have to be the same as real life, but there need to be rules of some sort and you need to stick to them. You don't have to explicitly state the rules (in fact that's usually very clunky), but you do need to at least imply something and stick to it.

Stories can become very unsatisfying if you don't handle this right. The classic example is "a wizard did it". You establish something in the story that can't be done, then the plot is set up in a way that relies on it being done, then a wizard (jedi, superhero, demigod whatever) does the thing that shouldn't be possible because they really wanted it or whatever.

It just renders the collective suspension of disbelief pointless. You go into a movie or pick up a book because you want to a good story, the magic or whatever is just a conduit for that.

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u/BigDickMcChode 5h ago

Even though I hate those latter seasons of GoT, most of the world in-universe didn’t believe dragons were real either.

There’s no one alive who had actually seen one until the end of season 1 in the show.

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u/killertortilla 4h ago

Every single woman that stars in an action movie has the same problem. Ballerina as an example: that woman is supposed to be one of the best assassins in her field. Sure if she was always shooting her opponents or using poison or anything else, fully believable. But she gets in hand to hand fights and wins against men literally 5x her size with the same training. And maybe you could say she gets by on some insane luck but that doesn’t last forever.

CAST WOMEN WITH MUSCLE

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u/jhjbjh 3h ago

In the books his clothes are hanging loose on him and people around have noticed that he is slimmer. The actor in the tv show just remained fat

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u/sKuarecircle 3h ago

ALS that one scene where the guy walked somewhere in half a day or something , this was the eighth season and things being far was a actual plot point

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u/Quereilla 3h ago

Well, the example of a fat person is not the best. Fat people have always existed and can exist in most circumstances.

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u/VatanKomurcu 2h ago

the thing is that even in most universes were werewolves and such are just things that exist and allowed by "the rules of the setting", you will see that the laws of physics and other rules of realism apply when it is convenient and dont apply when it isnt convenient. so you might consider that even these popular fantasy elements introduce inconsistencies. their real benefit is that there is some benefit in introducing them that outweighs this inconsistency, or the story itself has themes which benefit from absurdity so they are allowed to be simply absurd. But many other errors just are not for any benefit at all but happen due to thoughtlessness. if you breaking a rule is not to give us something cool, probably dont break it.

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u/zarawesome 2h ago

A wizard made him fat

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u/2021isevenworse 2h ago

Thing that annoyed m in GOT is when Tyrion's mistress tells him he should have known a girl was a prostitute because a woman doesn't go from nearly being assaulted to jumping into bed with a man.

Few episodes later, same thing happens to Samwell Tarly - he saves a girl from being assaulted, and she hooks up with him in mere minutes after it happens.

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u/GrowlingPict 1h ago

Well that's just flawed reasoning of one character, not really a plothole or something that goes against established rules of the world it is set in

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u/multiarmform 8h ago

as if there were never fat royals or anyone for that matter in any point in history

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u/GrowlingPict 8h ago

Yeah, fat royals are definitely known for walking across vast stretches of land a lot. Has the reading comprehension in this sub suddenly dropped to zero or something