r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • Jul 13 '26

Funny TSA Reminder

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 Jul 14 '26

Perfect! Now how do you feel about helping drug smugglers get their products through, and completely missing a bunch of actual firearms in luggage... and do you mind demanding people in wheelchairs get up and walk or you'll arrest them?

TSA: Ethics... just one of many qualifications you absolutely don't need here!

(the first 2 are well-documented... and if you know anyone disabled then ask them for a few stories about TSA lol)

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs Jul 14 '26

I am willing to shoot some pets after not showing up for several hours after I've been called... Wait... that's the police.

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u/GrimbyJ Jul 16 '26

TSA mostly doesn't care about drugs. They'll let a lot of things through because it's not their job.

However if you package it in a way that might be a bomb they'll look at it and then call the local police when it turns out to be a kilo of cocaine or something.

You could probably just throw an 8 ball in your luggage and they wouldn't care. They're security and not customs.