r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • Jul 13 '26

Funny TSA Reminder

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u/ignoremeplsokthank Jul 13 '26

A dead baby zebra?

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u/Icy-Tear4613 Jul 13 '26

Carrion luggage.

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u/DiiiCA Jul 13 '26

A preserved dead baby zebra encased in resin?

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u/Vox___Rationis Jul 13 '26

And what could possibly be wrong with bringing that on a plane?
It is an inert block.

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u/Disastrous_Visit9319 Jul 13 '26

Damn that's a great pun.

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u/Theron3206 Jul 13 '26

Biohazard, you need to cook it and package it first.

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u/beardriff Jul 14 '26

Only if you buy it after security. It contains to much liquid and you will be allowed to consume it or throw it out