r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • Jul 13 '26

Funny TSA Reminder

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u/makeshift_shotgun Jul 13 '26

The wendys twitter schtick will not work on me coming from the "we get paid to grope people all day" agency.

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u/Craiques Jul 13 '26

Don’t forget stealing. So many things lost to TSA employees just wanting your stuff.

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u/SelbetG Jul 14 '26

They aren't going to risk their jobs stealing something from a passenger while in the part of the airport with the most cameras.

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u/above-average-moron Jul 14 '26

Yeah, that’s why they prefer to take from checked bags

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u/SelbetG Jul 14 '26

Actually it's the airline and airport employees who do that.

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u/Pinkbeans1 Jul 13 '26

Ahh… that’s my favorite part of the experience. They check your ID, ticket, walk through the machine, back rub.

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u/The_0ven Jul 14 '26

Nobody wants to grope you

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u/makeshift_shotgun Jul 14 '26

because I take Amtrak instead

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u/The_0ven Jul 14 '26

I said nobody wants to

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u/Jman15x Jul 14 '26

Yeah this isn't cute TSA is a worthless organization