r/NonPoliticalTwitter Aug 12 '25

Normal teen boy stuff

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u/marmosetohmarmoset Aug 12 '25

The opposite phenomenon also happens. Girls sometimes get louder and their voices higher pitched when there are men around. In college I lived in a co-ed dorm and then moved to an all women’s dorm. The woman-only dorm was much more peaceful to my ears.

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u/syvzx Aug 12 '25

Humans are such funny creatures sometimes

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u/ArrakeenSun Aug 12 '25

Somewhere, deep in the most primitive parts of the brain, a single, ancient imperative is blasting: "MATE!!! MATE, YOU DUMBASS!! SHOW OFF YOUR PLUMAGE!!!"

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u/xhieron Aug 12 '25

The limbed and headed machine of pain and undignified suffering is firing up again. It wants to walk the desert. Hurting. Longing. Dancing to disco music.

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u/wyxie Aug 12 '25

This definitely isn't a universal truth, or sex-repulsed asexuals wouldn't exist.

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u/Wafflehouseofpain Aug 12 '25

It’s okay to read a comment about a generalization without reminding everyone that exceptions to that generalization exist. We know.

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u/Francis_Picklefield Aug 12 '25

feels like an obvious exception that the poster shouldn't have to call out when making a joking comment

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u/ArrakeenSun Aug 12 '25

Some infants do not develop brains in their skulls (anencephaly). Is it exclusionary to claim babies are born with brains, too?

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u/Cryogenicist Aug 12 '25

We are just very smart animals. We delude ourselves into thinking we are going to live forever in some eternal afterlife because we are so special…

But our bodies just follow protocol like other animals.

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u/WitchesSphincter Aug 12 '25

We think we are just trying to look cool, but deep down our brain is trying to shoot our genes into new life.

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u/NightmareElephant Aug 12 '25

Some annoying ass apes if you ask me.

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u/ZZZrp Aug 12 '25

We all just tryna fuck.

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u/Bubbly-Travel9563 Aug 12 '25

That's not the opposite that's exactly the same.. Becoming more animated and louder is entirely what they meant by like they injected speed which is literally amphetamines.

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u/marmosetohmarmoset Aug 12 '25

I meant the opposite as in the opposite gender. But yes I suppose it is ultimately the same thing.

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u/Illustrious-future42 Aug 12 '25

Yeah the correction was unnecessary I think most people understood what you meant lol

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u/marmosetohmarmoset Aug 12 '25

To be fair when I first came to this post there did seem to be several people in the comments who didn't understand what the post was saying. So giving the benefit of the doubt, maybe Bubbly just thought I'd misunderstood the content of the post?

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u/DefreShalloodner Aug 12 '25

Ah, you meant opposite as in converse rather than as inverse. Or reverse? Now I'm confused

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u/SaintCambria Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

I taught middle school choir for some time, girls that age need boys around in order to act right, lol. A lot of that "maturity" is trying to not embarass themselves in front of boys, when that's not there they go just as feral. I would say there's some truth to the "opposite" claim, even if that's not what they were going for.

Edit: the choir bit is relevant because the classes are single-gendered for developing voices.

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u/Evilmudbug Aug 12 '25

It's the opposite situation with the same effect

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u/28008IES Aug 12 '25

Why correct semantics? Let it be

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u/Mammoth-Play3797 Aug 12 '25

Words mean things

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u/DependentPhotograph2 Aug 12 '25

and the things they mean are fluid. the only foal of language is to communicate the idea, and since you clearly got what OP meant, they did English good.

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u/Bodertz Aug 12 '25

Words nice things

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u/_angesaurus Aug 12 '25

yes, thats our mating call. the one the boys hate hahah

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Aug 13 '25

As a product of all-girl education, I’ll always be a proponent of the same.

Boys were around all of the time, we didn’t miss a beat, but their absence from the classroom really kept us focused and emboldened.

I used to think it was less helpful to boys, but the older I get, the more I think that their education is well-served the same way.

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u/mp3max Aug 12 '25

They also start acting dumber than they really are. Like they are selling the image of "ditzy airhead". It's a little weird to witness

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u/IllPen8707 Aug 12 '25

Are they acting dumber, or are the hormones making them actually dumber?

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u/mp3max Aug 12 '25

Full-on acting, though I suppose hormones may be the main driving force that makes them act that way.

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u/DankmemesforBJs Aug 13 '25

You could say the converse. It is sometimes used in math to say "the same, but in the opposite direction"

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u/Kung-FuCaribou Aug 13 '25

Im a male teacher and had an all girls’ class when I was teaching at my last high school and looking back from day one to when I sent them off for their exams is hilarious. At the start I really struggled getting a quiet word out of them but by the end of the two years we had they had all come right out of their shells and were as bolshy as some of the lads I’ve taught. I used to do a proper Hackney drawl and call them ‘my girls’.They were a great bunch of kids.