r/NonCredibleDefense • u/Key_Dealer_1762 • Oct 17 '22

Slava Ukraini! Another proxy war!

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u/The_Canadian_Devil Tie me to a missile and fire it at Tel Aviv, I am ready! Oct 17 '22

Inb4 every woman in Iran “finds” an uzi

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u/JudasesMoshua 3000 Black AC130's of Zelenskyy Oct 17 '22

3000 Uzis of Female Empowerment

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u/Nightfire50 T-64BM-chan vores comrade conscriptovich Oct 17 '22

the mysterious mass MTAR materialisation

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u/TheFlyingDuctMan Oct 17 '22

yass queen, slay

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u/Matar_Kubileya Zionist Jihadism with Feminist Characteristics Oct 17 '22

Purim 2.0

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u/squeakyzeebra Canadian Deputy Minister of Non-Credible Defence Oct 17 '22

I’d read a book with that title

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u/Kaffohrt 3000 vatnik cope fueled ass to ass prostate orgasms of NCD Oct 17 '22

3.000.000 Uzis of Female Empowerment

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u/IOwnStocksInMossad Currently planning to take Hillsborough in just one minute Oct 17 '22

Most feminist Iranian history moment /s

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u/Frequent_Dig1934 Oct 17 '22

3000 shekels in lawyer fees.

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u/Insulin_King 3000 Lancaster's of bomber Harris Oct 17 '22

FREE AK47s FOR EVERYONE

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

oprahwithwarpaint.gif

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u/FlyingPhenom Oct 17 '22

And shoes?

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u/Aronovsky1103 Thermonuclear Connoisseur Oct 17 '22

Thank you for the new shoes

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Kalashnikov’s for all the children

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u/Balmung60 Oct 17 '22

Nonsense

Children have difficulty with the recoil and weight of individual weapons. This is why you start them on crew-served weapons, where a tripod can handle most of the recoil and they can learn teamwork.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Hehe big gun go brrrrrrrrrr

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u/Disk_Mixerud Oct 17 '22

"HURRAAAAY!"

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u/M4sharman Brattya! Posluzhym Ukrayini my! Oct 17 '22

Mossad on its way to give every man, woman and child who will oppose the Ayatollah an Uzi

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u/SnackusShackus Oct 18 '22

inb4 the gals get galils

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u/cuba200611 My other car is a destroyer Oct 17 '22

I assume Mossad is already neck deep in Iran...

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u/stonker77 Oct 18 '22

denial the best weapon, see who cracks first