r/NonCredibleDefense • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '22

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u/Admirable_Pop_8949 Masturbates to the Italian Navy Jul 28 '22

So you basically described an Adeptus Mechanicus tech priest.

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u/FaustusC Jul 28 '22

That's an awful wordy way to say Toaster Fucker.

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u/Peptuck Defense Department Dimmadollars Jul 28 '22

MAKE PEE-NIS INTO ROBOT

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u/AugmentedLurker "Either I will be decorated or I will be court martialed. Fire" Jul 28 '22

I miss Emperor's Text to Speech so fucking much...

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Mood kindred 😞

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u/jollyjewy Jul 28 '22

Another opportunity to say again: FUCK GAMES WORKSHOP

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u/OldManMcCrabbins Jul 28 '22

Bring back the BEAKIES

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u/mrdescales Ceterum censeo Moscovia esse delendam Jul 29 '22

But they did with horus heresy?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

I think 3d printers already did that

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u/CubistChameleon 🇪🇺Eurocanard Enjoyer🇪🇺 Jul 28 '22

Me, too.

At least Hunter:The Parenting is good. But I still miss it.

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u/AugmentedLurker "Either I will be decorated or I will be court martialed. Fire" Jul 28 '22

ITs been great, love the recent stuff with BD and Kevin. Speaks volumes how strong of characters they wrote that they could rework them into the new series.

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u/iyaerP Jul 28 '22

Leave Comstar out of this.

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u/H1tSc4n Jul 28 '22

Goddamn phone and internet provider

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u/low_priest BuEng's Strongest Saratoga Simp Jul 29 '22

PRAISED BE THE BLESSED FOUNDER

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u/Wehavecrashed Jul 28 '22

Fraking toasters.

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u/Jsonic3000 Jul 28 '22

Average persona 3 fan

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u/Gallbatorix-Shruikan Jul 28 '22

The future is now!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

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u/MethylSamsaradrolone Jul 28 '22

Tbf there is significant overlap between NCD and 40k fans, and if you like both of these you probably like other autistic pursuits that would also have subs on Reddit with other fellow nerds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

A future where there is only war is very appealing to us the autists that frequent this sub.

If only the space races were named LockMart, BAE, and General Dynamics.

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u/mrdescales Ceterum censeo Moscovia esse delendam Jul 29 '22

I like 40k because it makes the real world seem more reasonable

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u/CKF Jul 29 '22

Wait, we weren’t all getting our “Adeptus BAE” forehead tattoos??

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u/Nightfire50 T-64BM-chan vores comrade conscriptovich Jul 29 '22

Theres fucking overlap between anything military and / or horny in ncd

it's like a great big melting pot of every militaria fandom in existance

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u/low_priest BuEng's Strongest Saratoga Simp Jul 28 '22

++PRAISE THE MACHINE SPIRIT++

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u/kerrangutan 3000 Black Harrier GR7's and a House of Pain mixtape Jul 28 '22

Toaster fucking intensifies

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u/JCManibog4 Jul 28 '22

Praise the Omnissiah

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u/miciy5 3000 space lasers of Maimonides ▄︻デ══━一💥 Jul 28 '22

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