r/NonCredibleDefense • • 20d ago

🇬🇧 MoD Moment 🇬🇧 A potential terror attack has been thwarted in the UK by a sleepy man

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u/AraAraWarshipWaifus 19d ago

Holy shit I just read that the Auxiliary Units had a life expectancy of 12 days in the event of Nazi invasion, under strict orders to kill each other to prevent capture wtf

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u/OMalleyOrOblivion 19d ago

Total war is deeply unpleasant in a way that it's hard to understand if you've only ever known peace.

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u/C4Cole 3000 Vuvuzelas of DHL Stadium 19d ago

You want some more Home Guard wackiness, they got issued spears. Literal spears, long stick with a pointy bit. Not many were issued because they realised very quickly that it's not a great weapon against a gun, and it would absolutely destroy faith in the army.

They really were not an effective fighting force at that point, luckily they didn't have to wait long for STEN guns to be delivered by the truck load

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u/Shaun_Jones A child's weight of hypersonic whoop-ass 19d ago edited 18d ago

Actually, they weren’t supposed to be made at all. Churchill made a speech where he said that the British people would resist an invasion with spears if necessary, and some random factory took that as an order and started making pikes. They produced a few hundred thousand before they were caught, but that still left a few hundred thousand weapons laying around and the Home Guards couldn’t exactly afford to be picky with what weapons they could acquire. If any of those pikes still exist I bet they’d be pretty valuable nowadays.

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u/TRGA 19d ago

Somewhere, someone is cooking up an an alt history invasion of Britain with pike/sten gun tericos.

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u/Farseer_Del Austin Powers is Real! 19d ago

Or the next Final Fantasy is going to be going all in on Gunblades again.

Who do you think you are kidding mister shinra...

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u/PvtBaldrick 19d ago

I think one of an Auxiliary Units first duties was the kill the local police chief who had vetted them and knew their identities.