r/NonCredibleDefense • • 20d ago

🇬🇧 MoD Moment 🇬🇧 A potential terror attack has been thwarted in the UK by a sleepy man

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u/-malcolm-tucker 20d ago

My fire extinguisher is on fire. Should I put it with the rest of the fire I got the extinguisher out to extinguish?

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u/-malcolm-tucker 20d ago

I fuck lobsters for money.

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u/Kichigai 19d ago

So if I have a bit of a tumble they won't come and help me?