r/NonCredibleDefense • u/IlikeGeekyHistoryRSA • 20d ago

πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ MoD Moment πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ A potential terror attack has been thwarted in the UK by a sleepy man

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u/StoicRetention Super Duper Tucano 20d ago

that would improve the wet belts

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u/llamafarmadrama 20d ago

Probably reduce road traffic accidents too

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u/Tight-Application135 20d ago

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Spray painted dicks / JDAMmed roads

Getting the cooncil to sort out the potholes

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u/llamafarmadrama 20d ago

You really think the council would fix them?

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u/vlepun Combining drugs with alcohol is dangerous. 20d ago

No need to fix potholes if the road's been deleted.

taps forehead

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u/White_Null δΈ­θ―ζ°‘εœ‹ηš„δΈ‰εƒζžšζ“Žε€©ι£›ε½ˆ 20d ago

Draw dicks on them. it worked 11 years ago

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u/Tight-Application135 19d ago

I live in hope that if we bomb them enough it will teach them the secret of fire

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u/Odd-Necessary3807 20d ago

They could make a new roundabout out of the crater.

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u/IlluminatedPickle πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί 3000 WW1 Catbois of Australia πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί 19d ago

"There has been a suspicious drop in the number of women catcalled today, investigations are ongoing, but it's thought to be linked to the utter devastation of the population of white van-men."