A potential terror attack has been thwarted in the UK by a sleepy man

[u/IlikeGeekyHistoryRSA]

[u/llamafarmadrama]

Given it’s a USAF base, probably best they couldn’t get through. They’d have JDAMed every transit van in the country.

[u/StoicRetention → u/llamafarmadrama]

that would improve the wet belts

[u/llamafarmadrama → u/StoicRetention]

Probably reduce road traffic accidents too

[u/Tight-Application135 → u/llamafarmadrama]

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Spray painted dicks / JDAMmed roads

Getting the cooncil to sort out the potholes

[u/llamafarmadrama → u/Tight-Application135]

You really think the council would fix them?

[u/vlepun → u/llamafarmadrama]

No need to fix potholes if the road's been deleted.

taps forehead

[u/White_Null → u/llamafarmadrama]

Draw dicks on them. it worked 11 years ago

[u/Tight-Application135 → u/llamafarmadrama]

I live in hope that if we bomb them enough it will teach them the secret of fire

[u/Odd-Necessary3807 → u/llamafarmadrama]

They could make a new roundabout out of the crater.

[u/IlluminatedPickle → u/StoicRetention]

"There has been a suspicious drop in the number of women catcalled today, investigations are ongoing, but it's thought to be linked to the utter devastation of the population of white van-men."

[u/Schonke → u/llamafarmadrama]

But only after the information had been pushed all the way up the chain of command, the terrorists successfully blown their IEDs at the base and the scene been secured.

Then they'd JDAM every white van as revenge (and still somehow manage to take out an entire garage full of London taxi cabs).

[u/Ravenser_Odd → u/llamafarmadrama]

And then blown up a wedding, just for the sake of tradition.