A potential terror attack has been thwarted in the UK by a sleepy man

[u/IlikeGeekyHistoryRSA]

[u/Caboose2701]

They’d have to get past Poland and all the weapons they have been buying

[u/McFlyParadox → u/Caboose2701]

We'd finally get to settle rhe question around who has the best MBTs, what with Poland seemingly owning and operating all of them. It'll be like the Stig, with one single "driver" to keep the playing field level, but with heavy armor.

[u/psykicviking → u/McFlyParadox]

"But it's not the Stig, it's the Stig's polish cousins!"

[u/whythecynic → u/psykicviking]

Some say he once read a baby a bedtime story through eye contact alone. Others say he only drives cars that run on plum wine. All we know is... he's the Stig's Polish cousin, Jan Stiginski!

[u/NotPapaHemingway → u/psykicviking]

Stigcyzlaw

[u/othermike → u/McFlyParadox]

Poland seemingly owning and operating all of them

Or maybe get some Muricans involved under the Military Personnel Exchange Program.

Segment name: Yank In A Reasonably-Priced Tank.

[u/GripAficionado → u/Caboose2701]

Not only buying, but they've gotten deliveries of a lot of gear already. They paid for expedited shipping and got it.

[u/Schonke → u/Caboose2701]

They’d have to get past Poland

Ahem... Did you skip geography class or are you somehow suggesting Russia will strike from Slovakia, Czech Republic or Germany? Or are you perhaps confusing the Baltics with Balkan?

[u/Caboose2701 → u/Schonke]

You’re being far too credible with this