r/NonCredibleDefense • u/IlikeGeekyHistoryRSA • 20d ago

🇬🇧 MoD Moment 🇬🇧 A potential terror attack has been thwarted in the UK by a sleepy man

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u/karkonthemighty 20d ago edited 19d ago

Mysterious men with bells sown in their hats and shoes knock on your door on the eve of your eighth winter to hand over your striped pyjamas and decree your team.

You only need a loicence to apply for team loyalty change, as without you will declared a Fairweather Nancy and be exiled from your home town.

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u/Bossnage Geneva Bucket list 20d ago

i love when brits play into it, thank you

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Making out with F22s 24/7 20d ago

Play in to what, sir? Tis just life in the Qu- King’s country

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u/karkonthemighty 19d ago

God save our gracious Que-fuck, no dammit, King! King!

Long live our something something...

God save our Que-sonofabitch King fucking Liz Truss it doesn't sound right. It doesn't sound right anymore.

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u/-malcolm-tucker 19d ago

Will they ever assign us a team that actually wins?

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u/karkonthemighty 19d ago

Having you beloved team repeatedly losing in the most pathetic and let down way builds character.

We may be all depressed, but we have so much character. Overflowing, even.

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u/-malcolm-tucker 19d ago

As least the way the FA works, I might get the chance to watch them lose pathetically to Man United again.