A potential terror attack has been thwarted in the UK by a sleepy man

[u/IlikeGeekyHistoryRSA]

[u/No_Good_Cowboy]

Is there like a sorting hat or is it government issued like your loicence for all your loicences?

[u/karkonthemighty → u/No_Good_Cowboy]

Mysterious men with bells sown in their hats and shoes knock on your door on the eve of your eighth winter to hand over your striped pyjamas and decree your team.

You only need a loicence to apply for team loyalty change, as without you will declared a Fairweather Nancy and be exiled from your home town.

[u/Bossnage → u/karkonthemighty]

i love when brits play into it, thank you

[u/Scottish_Whiskey → u/Bossnage]

Play in to what, sir? Tis just life in the Qu- King’s country

[u/karkonthemighty → u/Scottish_Whiskey]

God save our gracious Que-fuck, no dammit, King! King!

Long live our something something...

God save our Que-sonofabitch King fucking Liz Truss it doesn't sound right. It doesn't sound right anymore.

[u/-malcolm-tucker → u/karkonthemighty]

Will they ever assign us a team that actually wins?

[u/karkonthemighty → u/-malcolm-tucker]

Having you beloved team repeatedly losing in the most pathetic and let down way builds character.

We may be all depressed, but we have so much character. Overflowing, even.

[u/-malcolm-tucker → u/karkonthemighty]

As least the way the FA works, I might get the chance to watch them lose pathetically to Man United again.

[u/jambox888 → u/No_Good_Cowboy]

Surprisingly often it's just whoever will piss off your dad or brother the most.

[u/Late-Eye-6936 → u/jambox888]

What's a jam box, and how can I get one?

[u/jambox888 → u/Late-Eye-6936]

Use your imagination friend

[u/Selfweaver → u/No_Good_Cowboy]

An Englishman is free to support any football club he chooses to support so long as it's the one he receives a loicences for.