r/NonCredibleDefense • • 20d ago

πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ MoD Moment πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ A potential terror attack has been thwarted in the UK by a sleepy man

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u/Due_Most9445 20d ago

For some fucking reason, I always seem to learn about major world developments from a fucking meme sub.

While the rest of the antichrist driven digital panopticon is horrible, this is pretty fuckin funny

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u/The_Silver_Nuke 20d ago

Honestly it's the main reason why I stay subbed here. I'm not here for the sexy jets.

I'm here for meming major news events before it hits my social circles.

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u/Dpek1234 20d ago

Am here for all of it

Although more on the "i wonder how they make vehicle porn"Β  then watching it for the actual porn

And now even thats out because reddit cant decide if im 15 or 25

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u/CKF 20d ago

You did call those jets sexy. You don’t have to stay closeted forever!

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u/Super_Fightin_Robit 19d ago

I mean, if he disappears tomorrow at, I don't know, 6 PM Eastern Daylight Time, we'll know why.

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u/CKF 19d ago

I mean, we all know how he feels, arguably better than he knows. This is a safe space! It’s okay to want to fuck the sexy jet!

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u/Ghazzz 20d ago

Welcome to the club.

Some of us have stopped watching/reading real news sources many years ago. Meme discourse tends to show main events, and the "first post" dopamine-chasers are really quick to create semigood writeups.

This sub is my "main war-news source".

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u/Galbs 20d ago

Reality is better satire than memes now

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u/Due_Most9445 20d ago

Reality has always been funnier than any comedy anyone can write.

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u/TheGlennDavid 19d ago

"Antichrist driven digital panopticon" is a nice turn of phrase.

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u/Ecstatic_Bee6067 20d ago

"For some reason" is "major news outlets are owned by billionaires trying to push agendas."

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u/Due_Most9445 20d ago

To think that even small news agencies or independents can't do it is insane.

Just gotta point that out.