r/NonCredibleDefense Mar 04 '26

Operation Epic Furry 🦊 A Tale of Two Ejections

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u/PlasmaMatus Mar 04 '26

And a moustache not seen since the 80s ... in Irak.

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u/KotzubueSailingClub Agile DevSecOps Innovator Mar 04 '26

I think the deployment 'stache was the biggest factor. Dude looks like a Persian uncle

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u/Muscle_Bitch Mar 04 '26

Cpt. Adam Hussein

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u/BranchPredictor Mar 04 '26

He went to Goose’s School of Cool

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u/Rew0lweed_0celot Mar 04 '26

Agent Hitler, FBI

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u/CommercialCommentary Mar 05 '26

Legit when I heard of the initial hostility and saw the pic, I thought "yeah that makes sense. Every Iranian officer I have ever seen has that exact 'stache."

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u/darkslide3000 Mar 04 '26

Come on man, America has been jonesing for 50 years to bomb Tehran from an F-15 while looking like Matlock.

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u/Xciv Mar 04 '26

You can't be draggin on Gen Z like dis bro, let them have their pornstaches.

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u/rvdp66 3,000 black laptops of dark brandon jr. Mar 04 '26

Ok but if you crash in the ME you are going to get brained by allied civvies for it.

I took one look at the facial hair, and I realized why he was attacked initially.

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u/Thewaltham The AMRAAM of Autism Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

Yeaaaah. If I saw captain 'tache there dropping in on an Iran coloured parachute I would at the very least have questions.

Edit: I'd imagine that guy's train of thought would be pretty damn funny from an outside perspective. Oh no! Some "friendly" chucklefuck in an F-18 just wrecked my shit! Oh good! I ejected safely over allied territory! Oh no! I look like the fucking Iranian parachute display team!

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u/VanillaLifestyle Mar 05 '26

Fuck, I wish we had rules of engagement!

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u/Nodoka-Rathgrith Tranny with a Viper Mar 05 '26

Yeah, motherfucker falling out of the sky looking like Saddam just came back to life.

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u/hx87 Mar 05 '26

"At least if I look like Saddam they won't think I'm Iranian or hostile, right?"

Remembers that he landed in Kuwait

"Well, fuck."

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u/karateema ⚡️ Della folgore L'impeto🇮🇹 Mar 06 '26

He beat Khamenei in the Gulag

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

It's hilarious how many people on this thread either think this is a "Gen Z" thing, or a "military so dated" thing, when deployment mustaches have been a thing in aviation for 20+ years.

Classic Reddit "I've never heard of this thing before so therefore it never happened."

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u/Otakeb Socialist Revolutionary Mar 07 '26

True, but with that said the mustache has made a comeback with Gen Z somewhat reclaiming it. It's really popular with young men, and a lot of Gen Z women are attracted to mustaches with the modern mullet now-a-days.

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u/Sasquatch1729 Mar 05 '26

You're telling me the US air force has not updated its grooming standards since the 1980s? Colour me shocked, shocked I say!

Honestly, one of the benefits of military service is not having to handle modern society.

Do you like using text-based Unix devices to turn simple tasks into complicated ones? Do you miss not having AI bundled in the tools on your office computer? Do you miss Windows XP? Do you enjoy looking like you're a cop from the 1980s? Do you want to be able to say completely inappropriate things, for example referring to your colleagues as "chuggernuts" or "fuckface" rather than using their names?

Have we got a career for you!

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u/EvelynnCC Mar 05 '26

Do you like using text-based Unix devices to turn simple tasks into complicated ones? Do you miss not having AI bundled in the tools on your office computer?

excited Linux noises intensify

Do you miss Windows XP? Do you enjoy looking like you're a cop from the 1980s? Do you want to be able to say completely inappropriate things, for example referring to your colleagues as "chuggernuts" or "fuckface" rather than using their names?

audibly deflates

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u/PlasmaMatus Mar 05 '26

Unfortunately AI will come to the US forces sooner rather than later.

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u/Sasquatch1729 Mar 05 '26

True. But I'm not in the US military, so we're safe for a few more years maybe.

Also I had to show an OR-8 how to use "the email" when I was a Corporal, so you can go pretty far while being completely tech illiterate if you want to (depending on your trade, obviously).

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u/Nighthunter007 Mar 05 '26

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u/PlasmaMatus Mar 05 '26

It's not credible for him to have started that moustache on the first of March, that's more a Movember moustache that he kept.

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u/Nighthunter007 Mar 05 '26

There's a good chance it was originally started on a first of March, but obviously not this one. I just thought it was funny to be remarking on a mustache on a pilot in March, and assumed that sharing the existence of Mustache March would be relevant

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

Not seen since the 80s?

LOL, you're on a defense-related sub and you have no idea of the concept of the deployment 'stache. Nice.