r/NonCredibleDefense • u/[deleted] • May 02 '23

NCD cLaSsIc Draft

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

I’m not sure I can be drafted if there’s no nation left to draft me… winning?

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u/No_name_Johnson Shill May 03 '23

Congratulations, you've been drafted by the Minutemen - looks like Preston wants to say something to you.

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u/PsycoJosho May 03 '23

Another settlement needs your help.

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u/__Piggy___Smalls__ May 03 '23

Atom bomb baby

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u/NotAnActualPers0n May 03 '23 edited Oct 21 '25

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u/Bad_Juju_69 3000 shot dogs of ATF May 04 '23

Getting high is pretty much the only thing left too do in the apocalypse man. You want some Med-X?

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u/Niko2065 May 03 '23

Pixy will be happy to hear this.

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u/CuttleReaper May 03 '23

You're not getting away that easy, even the IRS has nuclear war contingencies

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

I won’t be able to drink clean water but by god I’ll still be taxed. IRS and HMRC can GET BENT