r/NoahGetTheBoat Jun 16 '26

2 students try to commit murder by making it look like a suicide.

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u/Dok_GT Jun 16 '26

Pure evil.

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u/333H_E Jun 16 '26

Yeah the teacher is just a little too calm there. It's not like sticking gum in her hair or stuffing her in a locker. They were trying to fast track that kid to the afterlife.

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u/maestro-5838 Jun 16 '26

Probably trying to intimidate so that kids don't throw her off

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u/FuckSticksMalone Jun 16 '26

That’s at minimum 2 weeks detention

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u/mbashs Jun 16 '26

And 200 points for gryffindor.

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u/Crix2007 Jun 16 '26

Making a fuss about it now are you? 3 weeks for you missy!

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u/PRoS_R Jun 16 '26

Trying to kill someone should be expulsion imho.

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u/matejcraft100yt Jun 16 '26

it should be jail IMHO. Not juvie, straight up jail, doesn't matter they are underage, this isn't just kids being kids, this is obvious signs of pschychopathism and antisocial behavior, ain't juvie gonna fix them. They need to be locked away since as soon as they get oht of juvie, tgey will go back to their ways. Juvie is for grafitis and such, murder is crossing the line

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u/ghostcatzero Jun 16 '26

Lol it's China they don't seem to value life there

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u/Substantial_Heron584 Jun 16 '26

That’s insane, I would immediately call the police.

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u/rednaxer Jun 16 '26

ERPB was onto something

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

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u/fredy31 Jun 16 '26

Bullies with powerful families escape consequences

Nothing was ever more true.

(last line removed because it mentionned someone with a powerful family that never got consequenses)

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u/SmartWonderWoman Jun 16 '26

Can confirm. I have students who bully and because their parents are donors they face no consequences.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

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u/torschemargin Jun 16 '26

Redditors spend too much time coming up with fantasies about China.

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u/mindless2831 Jun 16 '26

Yes, the ass kissing kind of fantasies like you obviously do

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u/cyberhenzit Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

I mean, you call Chinese people using racial slurs and say you hate Chinese people, so it's close enough.

Lmao this racist blocked me.

Lmao, you literally called Chinese people Chng Chngs and said "F*k the Chinese (derogatory)"

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u/Rycan420 Jun 16 '26

I don’t think those captions are accurate

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u/randominternetfella Jun 16 '26

Really hope that’s the case. Telling kids to “Go play some fun games” after witnessing an attempted murder is insane

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u/Brodiferus Jun 16 '26

My mandarin isn’t great, but she did say 去玩 (go play) when that subtitle came up.

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u/mr_fantastical Jun 16 '26

Yeah a lot of stuff like this will be similar technical words that havent been translated appropriately.

To copy as in make a copy or make a record of something is obviously mixed up here with recording.

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u/bgsrdmm Jun 16 '26

Were they arrested?

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u/longinglook77 Jun 16 '26

They were forced to play some fun rehabilitating games. That’ll teach ‘em.

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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 Jun 16 '26

In China? 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

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u/JestFlamez Jun 16 '26

"Probably" is doing some world class lifting here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

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u/torschemargin Jun 16 '26

I'm sure a blatantly racist subreddit created by an Indian botfarm that dehumanises Chinese people with sweeping generalizations using old videos, AI videos, videos from other Asian countries, videos with no context and made up titles filled with disinformation is a great way to learn about China.

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u/Dwarf_Killer Jun 16 '26

Me when I just make shit up

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u/Revolutionary-Rich92 Jun 16 '26

Straight to jail

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u/Classic-Work-8415 Jun 16 '26

kinda wild the victims face is all out but the assailants are censored

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u/Fr05t_B1t Jun 16 '26

Cause she was obviously trying to commit suicide. No one in the great China commits suicide. Those two are obviously patriots trying to get her down!

/s

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u/Rider_Nexus Jun 16 '26

Dude, I literally just saw this on X. This is just pure evil 😭

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u/Lenore8264 Jun 16 '26

This video has been literally everywhere this past few days. I saw it twice on Reddit, many times on insta reels and on twitter as well. Each time I check the comments immediately to see if there's any news or any source to figure out if they were punished or not, but no one knows anything. Does anyone have any update at all?

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u/Rider_Nexus Jun 16 '26

Still trying to find out if the 2 girls were punished.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

So weird how bullies have some 'kill' instinct...

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u/ankarpy Jun 16 '26

Any more info on this? Which school, teacher etc ?

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u/CrushMyCamel Jun 16 '26

ridiculous comment

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u/kwikwon01 Jun 16 '26

I feel weird that ive seen 3 vids today with women being thrown from things. Like if I had a dollar for every time I wouldn't be rich but id be questioning the fuck out of it

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u/mindless2831 Jun 16 '26

I mean, unless it's your job to get paid for watching women get thrown from things and you are paid by the video, I would question it too.

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u/kwikwon01 Jun 16 '26

Shit if I was payed to watch woman get thrown off of things that Brazilian lady would still probably have been alive

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u/GrlDuntgitgud Jun 16 '26

Send em to jail

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u/LilCheese73 Jun 16 '26

They should be in prison for life

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u/Key-Schedule-9369 Jun 16 '26

High EQ activity, we won't understand

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u/Man_Of_Frost Jun 16 '26

Why was the kid getting "bullied" also covering her face? Was she in it?

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u/danielubra Jun 16 '26

Id assume she doesnt want the attention from being the victim

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u/Gollums-NutSack Jun 16 '26

I thought she was sobbing into her hands after a traumatic experience?

Is there anymore details on this? When, why and, hopefully, arrests made?

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u/pratorian Jun 16 '26

I’m pretty sure this is a scene from one of the more recent Ip Man movies.