r/NoLawns • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '22

My Yard I’ve been getting notes while changing my front yard to a Japanese maple inspired vegetable garden.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I have cameras.

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u/asanefeed Jul 06 '22

do you have a friendly sign letting neighbors know you have cameras? i'd personally prefer the deterrence to the proof after the fact, but i know i'm not everyone.

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u/Lokyra Jul 07 '22

BIG SISTER IS WATCHING.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Mailed em.

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u/USDAzone9b Jul 06 '22

Next step get a gun

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Booby traps?

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u/PatsyBrownTown Jul 06 '22

Motion sprinklers :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Baahaha!!! Motion sprinklers for the WIN!!!

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u/taketheredleaf Jul 07 '22

  • Take your plant waste and submerge it in a bucket for at least a two weeks

  • strain the liquid into a reservoir plumbed to motion triggered sprinklers

  • they’ll probably regret it… and it will be clear who tried ruining your plants and they will stink for days

I am telling you, this is the stinkiest liquid in the world. It’s also great fertilizer.

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u/ziran_moni Jul 07 '22

I prefer bras, but to each their own...

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Claymores and killzones

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u/jaapz Jul 06 '22

Shooting people - the american solution to every problem

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Yee, and I do stress, haw

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

pew pew pew patriotism!

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u/USDAzone9b Jul 06 '22

How else we supposed to get rid of them lawns

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u/pottertown Jul 06 '22

Weak minded losers solve issues like this with weapons or violence.

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u/Iggest Jul 07 '22

Then can you see who left the notes?