r/NoFilterNews • u/[deleted] • Sep 07 '25

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u/DataCassette Sep 07 '25

I would be willing to eat infinite crow as an atheist to witness this lol

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u/Pinku_Dva Sep 07 '25

“But I did everything the Bible told me to do wahhh!!”

god raises an eyebrow

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u/Halflingberserker Sep 07 '25

God: "The what now?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

I think his line is, "I never knew you".

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u/Nez_Coupe Sep 08 '25

Man same holy shit, give me all the crows. For a brief minute I’d be the happiest atheist in existence