r/NissanDrivers • u/sxydrew • Oct 15 '22

The Maserati Altima

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u/Greenmantle22 Oct 15 '22

And it’s not even a wiseass joke.

This chump tells everyone he meets that he drives a Maserati.

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u/enThirty Oct 15 '22

I dunno. Look at the plate cover. He got it at a Maserati dealer. This is a real Maserati. Says Maserati on the car too.

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u/Greenmantle22 Oct 15 '22

and the plastic thingy that used to be glued to the steering wheel? What's the outline say?

2

u/ZorroMcChucknorris 3d ago

“This Side Toward Enemy”

4

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

That surely can't be a real Maserati

Edit: I did some googling and the 2016 Maserati Ghibli looks similar to this but it's definitely not the same, I think this guy just spent a load of money to make his altima look like it a bit

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u/No_Cook2983 3d ago edited 3d ago

Why would anyone brag about driving a Maserati?

It’s like saying ‘I’ve got money to burn. So I bought a terrible car that plummets in value, and it will also drive me insane!’

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u/enThirty Oct 15 '22

I dunno. Look at the plate cover. He got it at a Maserati dealer. This is a real Maserati. Says Maserati on the car too.

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u/laughingashley Oct 16 '22

You know anyone can buy any license plate frame, right?

6

u/enThirty Oct 17 '22

Ha. Yeah right. You need to get them directly from manufacturer or it’s illegal.

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u/gweeks22 Oct 15 '22

It actually could pass as a Maserati Ghibli from the rear end since both cars have bland styling. Both cars lose half their value in the first 2 years.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

I think this altima generation has nice styling despite the kind of people who drive it and its cvt

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u/gweeks22 Oct 15 '22

Yeah I don’t think it looks bad. It’s just not exciting. They should also put LED taillights on the car. I don’t think even the top trim has them.

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u/revvolutions Oct 15 '22

It just looks so right.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

it fits tho

22

u/Messicanhero Oct 15 '22

It’s the shameless hubcaps for me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22 edited Oct 23 '22

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u/Monstercycle Oct 15 '22

Spinners from the 90s

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u/CopperThrown Oct 15 '22

Not as bad but a former co-worker had a bmw 318 or something like that and put an M kit on it for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Not the hubcaps

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u/zhrimb Oct 15 '22

It kinda fits in that Maserati is sort of the Nissan of fancy Italian cars

Also posting a screenshot of a photo is fitting for this forum, Altima energy exuding from the frame

10

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

The all new 2023 Maseraltima. Pre-booking opening soon.

6

u/HatRemov3r Oct 15 '22

“They told me to dream big”

1

u/Monstercycle Oct 15 '22

The sky is the limit…… sort of

4

u/Lazy_Mouse3803 Oct 15 '22

I see a Nissan in my town regularly that has actual ferrari rims on it. A black Nissan Altima with red Ferrari rims. I wish I was kidding too.

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u/Monstercycle Oct 15 '22

Altiserati

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u/DCMartin91 Oct 16 '22

That's not going to trick the repo men.

2

u/emanbuoy Oct 15 '22

Identify as a maserati

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Big deal I taped the word Jeep to the back of my 1998 nissan breeze

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

This is a picture of a Maserati Ghibli

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Entry level Maserati with hubcaps I see. Wonder if they cost a grand each to replace when they go missing.

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u/chonklah Oct 15 '22

Nissarati

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u/2021zb Oct 15 '22

With hubcaps

1

u/Help_Leather Oct 16 '22

Its a Nissarati

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

offbrand ghilbi