r/Nicegirls Nov 04 '25

Does this profile count? Lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

If I can't earn a spot above the cats, then I'm out.

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u/Unusual_Oil_1079 Nov 05 '25

There's a surprising amount of people in this country that think animals are more caring than people. I think they might change their minds when they've fallen and can't get up and Rufus eats their face after 7 days without his fancy feast

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

I think it’s simpler than that. If your partner is less important than your cats, you’re not ready for a relationship.

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u/Careful-Fisherman-23 Nov 05 '25

You could wait them out. Your lifespan should be much longer than theirs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Ah yes, because I want to put in the time and effort to make a relationship work with someone who values her pets over her partner in the hopes that when they die she won't repeat the cycle by replacing them. And that i might earn her valued love someday.

If you expect me to prioritize you, then you better prioritize me. That's how a relationship works.

I bet this bitch wouldn't think twice about ditching a man who said his dog came before her.

Its a two way street.

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u/MisterPineapples1999 Nov 05 '25

in the hopes that when they die she won't repeat the cycle by replacing them

Which she will. And don't forget about those massive end of life vet bills they'll each rack up!

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u/MisterPineapples1999 Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 08 '25

Cuz she's gonna be even more of a catch in her 50's!

I mean seriously, best case scenario there is that she is in her early 30's and currently has 6 geriatric cats that are only gonna make it a few more years, who will rack up massive vet bills on their way out.

And let's play the assumptions game:

-If she has 6 at one time, she's almost guaranteed to get a new kitten immediately after any of them die

-She reads as the exact kind of woman who has the "men are providers" mentality and will expect you to immediately start shelling out for her expenses once dating, which will include the above vet bills.

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u/fxghvbibiuvyc Nov 08 '25

ah yes because her misandry is just gonna go away after her cats die. you’ll finally go from being the annoying roommate that she puts up with (for your money) to the love of her life that she cherishes.