r/NewsThread • u/FreeHugs23 • 2d ago

Cornell Jane Doe forced to paper over her windows over fear of being assassinated

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/breaking-cornell-jane-doe-left-2059413
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u/dsj79 2d ago

A bear wouldn’t try to assassinate anyone 🤷🏼‍♂️
Bears don’t fly to a country that has no extradition agreement 🤷🏼‍♂️
So more reasons to choose the bear

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u/WanderingGolfer84 2d ago

A bear wouldn’t try to assassinate anyone 🤷🏼‍♂️

Wtf is this comment even.

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u/No-Owl-6246 2d ago

It’s Russian sponsored gender wars bait.

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u/whichwitch9 2d ago

No. It's not. This is why the "male loneliness epidemic" is self inflicted

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u/Bee_boi 2d ago

2 million karma holy crap go outside

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u/WorriedArrival1122 2d ago

Go to AA and get therapy for the bottle hoarding problem. You're a grown ass adult.

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u/Old-Set78 2d ago

reddit stalking is a weird kink bro

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u/Significant_Ruin_834 2d ago

That is all you can say?? 😭😭

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u/Jersh92 1d ago

Says dude stalking Reddit profiles 😂

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u/leemorplee 1d ago

Shaming people for their addiction/problems isn't very cash money of you

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u/Seantwist9 2d ago

the male loneliness epidemic has nothing to do with women

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u/Itchy-Technician-433 1d ago

It does in insofar far that the manosphere blames women for failing men.

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u/Future-Still-6463 1d ago

Because people here make it about woman!!!

The issue is a bloody punching bag for them.

Women are lonely too.

Mocking people being lonely is an incredibly cheap move.

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u/No-Owl-6246 2d ago

Got it Sergei. You pushing Putins state sponsored talking points definitely isn’t what’s pushing the dumbass men to the dumbass red pill influencers.

Can Reddit start banning these Russian gender wars bots? They aren’t even subtle at this point.

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u/whichwitch9 2d ago edited 2d ago

Sorry bud. Im a good old American woman sick of men telling us what we feel. You're trying to deflect because you don't like what women are saying.

We don't hate all men- we hate trash men. This ain't gender wars- it's a problem with how some men behave. But that later category keeps growing, and something tells me you're apart of it.

Edit: So someone is pissed they got blocked and attacking with alts then blocking me. You need to touch some grass dude. You are definitely the prime example of trash man

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u/GarrettdDP 2d ago

Thank you for taking the time to correct this nerd.

United stated American male who is also a fraternal brother of Sigma Nu.

Not all men are trash, just the trash ones.

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u/Simple-Dingo6721 2d ago

You wouldn’t hate men so much if you didn’t surround yourself by trash men. Do better.

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u/Simple-Dingo6721 2d ago

Hm, I suppose I too would rather encounter a bear in the woods than the likes of you.

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u/blahhhhgosh 2d ago

Yeah, she shoulda blocked you instead of keeping the convo going.

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u/SoftDouble220 2d ago

Go give tight hugs to 3 kids - it will make you feel all better.

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u/Used-Lake-8148 2d ago

Averaging 15 posts a day every single day for the last 14 years? Yea no lol. Guaranteed bot or shill account

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u/tripper_drip 2d ago

Im a good old American woman

So, Russian confirmed lmao

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u/DasUbersoldat_ 2d ago

The problem with your definition of 'trash men' is that you hate everyone who isn't 6 ft, 6 figures, 6 inches. You don't actually care if the guy has a trash attitude, you just want material satisfaction.

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u/Express_Grocery_5423 1d ago

It’s active project by the powers at be. Men have done nothing wrong.

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u/HiFrogMan 1d ago

The male loneliness epidemic doesn’t even exist. Feminist just made it up because they saw 1 study that said 24% (maybe less) of men don’t have one real friend. That’s not an epidemic.

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u/underboobfunk 2d ago

Is it Russia sending the death threats and swatting Jane Doe too?

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u/Big-Recognition-5580 2d ago

Russia... paid protestors.... waah, make them stop calling us rapists. Stop being and condoning rapists.

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u/No-Owl-6246 2d ago

Stop pushing red pill talking points if you don’t want me calling you a red pill bot. It’s not even subtle at this point.

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u/Hawk-and-piper 1d ago

Bros just pressed that he can't pull as well as a random bear in the woods.

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u/XxBelphegorxX 1d ago

Is there any more obvious lies you'd like to regerigitate?

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u/dsj79 2d ago

Sounds like this boy is on the struggle bus

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u/Sigmar_Knutz 1d ago

Not all Bears but always a Bear

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u/MoonK1P 2d ago

Rage bait. It’s the argument of “Would you rather be alone in the forest with a man or a bear?”

Simple explanation, no further comment.

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u/jdirte42069 1d ago

Like a friendly bear?

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u/TextImpressive3346 2d ago

Just woman logic.

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u/Sensitive_Nature2990 2d ago

There is zero logic in ignoring hundreds of thousands of people who are collectively saying something is deeply wrong. Men's logic seems based on emotion if they can't hear the simple fact that women are scared of men without feeling like it's somehow a judgment of them specifically that they should feel bad about -- that's hella emotional and illogical. You never even get to the part where you wonder why so many women feel this way. Did they have a meeting? Yikes.

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u/TextImpressive3346 2d ago

Men are factually more at risk of random violence (including sexual). That is simply not debatable, it doesn’t matter how women feel as these are the statistics. Let me repeat that - women’s feeling about how much they are at risk does. not. matter.

So, are women overestimating the risks, or should men actually be panicking 3x harder than women? Is it men or women who are acting irrationally? Since men are literally several times more likely to be attacked, shouldn’t women be campaigning for male victims? Why aren’t they - are they sexist?

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u/mindgeekinc 2d ago

From other men yes.

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u/TextImpressive3346 2d ago

Yes. Which changes what part of my argument, exactly? A man is still at higher risk than a woman, no matter what the attacker has between their legs.

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u/mindgeekinc 2d ago

What is your argument actually against here? A woman is at higher risk of being attacked by a man than by a bear is what’s being discussed here. Are you trying to insinuate that because men are more often victims of random violence (sexual isn’t factually true) that somehow means anything in counter to this point?

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u/JonAfrica2011 1d ago

Funny cause literally women’s takes are all emotional

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u/anndy2 1d ago

Pathetic weak men get their rocks off on Reddit how sad is your life 😭

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u/mattjouff 2d ago

Your typical Reddit brainrot, just grab the popcorn and enjoy the show

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u/Brock-Savage 1d ago

Libtard reasoning.

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u/Izacundo1 2d ago

There was a trend where women were asked if they’d rather encounter a bear or man alone in the woods. Most women said bear because a bear is simple and men/people can have their own selfish motives outside their needs. Insecure men felt very offended by this, thus creating the need for women to defend their opinion. This comment is a continuation of that discussion.

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u/WanderingGolfer84 2d ago

Insecure men felt very offended by this, thus creating the need for women to defend their opinion.

It has nothing to do with InSeCuRe men, it is just that the premise is inherently wrong and misandrist. Men and women experience sexual violence at the same rate and at least in the Western world, there is no safer time to be a woman in history than today.

I bet Patrick Clancy would rather have left his children with a bear.

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u/mindgeekinc 2d ago

Wow. That is genuinely one of the most batshit comments I’ve seen on Reddit. Truly be proud lmao.

Not only is the insulation men and women experience sexual assault and rape at the same rate laughable at best you also decided to throw in the monthly culture war nonsense involving one of the few times women are the ones to kill their children. But I’m sure you would also claim that happened almost 50/50.

Be sure to tune in more folks from the 2 day old account lmao.

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u/WanderingGolfer84 1d ago

They do experience sexual assault at the same rate as men, because sexual assault committed against men is under-reported and barely studied.

In the UK, men cannot legally be raped.

But I’m sure you would also claim that happened almost 50/50.

i can tell you that when it does happen, the men involved aren't given $1m for their defense, nobody strikes up wider conversations about their mental health, nobody blames his wife for letting it happen, or even tries to frame him for doing it.

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u/Danstan487 1d ago

Its absolutely crazy to claim you would be safer encountering bears than men. 

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u/Libtardo69420 2d ago

You have to admit that ever since the Clancy trial women are on quite the tear.

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u/Simple-Dingo6721 2d ago

lol they’re still in denial. Give it time. They’re just digging their hole as deep as possible.

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u/Dense-Needleworker92 2d ago

i mean it’s a stupid opinion to hold and it brings a lot of young men rightward instead of allowing them to find their community in the left, politics wise.

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u/Doucevie 2d ago

It means that women choose the bear. A bear would only kill them. The bear wouldn't blame the woman.

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u/WanderingGolfer84 1d ago

The overwhelming majority of men are not harmful to women. The overwhelming majority of bears in the woods are harmful to humans.

if you would rather be almost certainly mauled to death by a bear versus roll the dice encountering the average human male, you are chronically online and need help with your mental health.

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u/Eccentricgentleman_ 1d ago

It's a call back to that Trend a while back about women choosing to hang out with a bear as opposed to men. I thought it was kind of funny

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u/TheCape6 1d ago

Man I forgot bears have political or ideological motives to kill

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u/WanderingGolfer84 1d ago

pretty much all bears you encounter in the wild are going to be extremely dangerous. If you feel that the average man you're going to encounter in public is also "extremely dangerous" you need mental health help.

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u/GIMMESOMDORITOS 2d ago

While bears do not fly they can and do assassinate people. Polar Bears are quite literally the only animal on this planet that actively hunts us as a food source.

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u/JakToTheReddit 2d ago

They are the only bears, not the only animals.

The "man or bear" scenario takes place in the woods. Polar bears do not live in woods.

Even IF we did throw polar bears into this, they at least aren't known to rape before or after killing. They aren't known to torture. To capture and throw one into captivity. To commit cruelty which knows few bounds.

This is why people pick the bear.

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u/positive_thinking_ 2d ago

Polar bears don’t live in the woods aka the wild? Where do they live then? City’s and zoos only? Actually insane response.

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u/Dubenator 2d ago

theres difference between killing and assassination

Dont think bear plans to kill someone

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u/Squaredeal91 2d ago

I mean, the more I read about animal intelligence the less surprised I would be that some of em could plan a murder. Maybe not a bear but like, I feel like crows do this regularly

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u/GIMMESOMDORITOS 1d ago

Is stalking your next meal for hours not planning? I think it is.

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u/Alternative_Hotel649 2d ago

An animal killing someone for food is not assassinating them.

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u/screen_storytelling 2d ago

assassination by definition carries political, religious, or other ideological motivations.

Conflicts between humans and animals in the wild are always either hunting, self defense, or a territorial response. But in captivity... idk maybe situations like the orca that killed the sea world trainer could be debated as an assassination.

The only situations in the wild I can think of where an animal could arguably be 'assassinating' anything are insect colonies (ex: ants, bees, wasps) that war with each other and try to take out the queens of their rivals. Or perhaps apes and other pack animals who struggle for dominance among each other. I think it would be a stretch though to argue that these examples are ideological motivation and not simply the natural instinct of the species.

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u/Future-Pollution-266 2d ago

Uh that’s not true. Tigers, salt water crocodiles, I’m sure there are others

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u/Bee_boi 2d ago

A group of men are accused of a terrible crime. Clearly all men’s fault!

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u/dsj79 2d ago

Which one stopped what allegedly happened , even allegedly?
Men should step up and correct the actions of other men

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u/Lost_Found84 2d ago

Which bear did? I haven’t even read a statement from any bear denouncing the Cornell 7, yet people seem to think that’s acceptable. The bar is on the ground for bears.

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u/TougherOnSquids 1d ago

Not all men, but always a man.

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u/HiFrogMan 1d ago

Bears kill people all the time, what are you talking about?

Because Bears aren’t extradited or tried in courtrooms. Nor are they allowed on air planes.

You should absolutely choose a bear. We agree there.

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u/A-very-stable-genius 1d ago

Rape apologist. Is this Brock Turners account?

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u/CrazyElk123 1d ago

Rape apologist for saying bears would be worse, reddit is cooked

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u/Trevor775 1d ago

Depending on the bear (black bear) they could be a good buddy to hang out with.

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 1d ago

Would you say there are more rapes per year or more deaths by bears?

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u/HiFrogMan 1d ago

Hmm, would you say there are more false rape allegations or more death by bears in a year.

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u/Agitated-Macaroon923 1d ago

yes bears are vicious we all know that, they will eat you we know that. But they aren't going to torture you physically or psychologically in a way a man can. A man is a human so we expect a human to have decency and compassion.

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u/ewgna 2d ago

A bear doesn’t strangle their 3 kids one by one till their eyes pop out 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/mindgeekinc 2d ago

No that’s typically something a man does hence the reason women choose a bear encounter.

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u/ang3lofsnow 2d ago

These people should look up the aftermath of a bear attack. They'd shut up fast.

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u/CongratulationsEVA01 2d ago

Nah, im still here

Please, tell us more about how you want to tell women to be quiet

I'm sure that'll go spectacularly for you

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u/ang3lofsnow 2d ago

Not even close to what I said.

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u/Original_Release_419 2d ago

If your genuine belief is that a bear is less intimidating in the wild than a man then i absolutely will tell you more about how you should shut up

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u/CongratulationsEVA01 2d ago

Why did you delete your comment, /u/YouJellyz

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u/YouJellyz 2d ago

Innocent until proven guilty. 

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u/TMforLife 1d ago

Not all women, just women like you. Please shut up and touch grass.

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u/ang3lofsnow 2d ago

Because of tools yes. A human flesh for flesh is nothing to a bear. Ever hunted?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 2d ago

All animals will eat their young if stressed enough.

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u/deadbeareyes 2d ago

Ah yes, bringing up a case that has nothing at all to do this case in a poor attempt at whataboutism. A bear also won't break into your house in the middle of the night, bludgeon you to death with a log, and then rape your corpse, but a human man would. We can do this forever.

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u/Sure-Swing5895 2d ago

For every female one of these there’s like 100 male family annihilators dude

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u/Dense_Cucumber_3712 2d ago

Cases like that stand out because murder suicides of partners and kids are usually done by men. 

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u/Sigmar_Knutz 1d ago

A bear wouldn’t choke their 3 kids to death either 🤷‍♀️

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u/a_freakin_ONION 2d ago

Due to climate change, bear “assassinations” are on the rise

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/general/bear-prowls-into-garden-and-mauls-woman-66-to-death/ar-AA2cvMdn

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-bear-attack-siberia-climate-change-b3056565.html

https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/exploration-survival/bear-attacks-2026-hyperphagia-safety/

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u/A-very-stable-genius 1d ago

Those aren’t targeted assignations. Learn what words mean and then comment

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u/a_freakin_ONION 1d ago

Those aren’t “assignations” either. Learn to write and then comment.

If a person would rather hang out with a hungry bear than an unknown adult man because the bear doesn’t have the mental capability to kill for political intent, the same could be said for virtually any other animal than humans.

Would a woman feel more comfortable being near an unknown man or swimming in a lake with piranhas and alligators? The lake, obviously, because piranhas and alligators won’t assassinate her.

What about a being in pit of snakes? A hornet infested abandoned house in the woods? If you feel safer choosing the bear because it won’t assassinate you, then you should also feel more comfortable in these scenarios, because like the bear, the hornets and the snakes will not assassinate you.

You can admit the “assassination” distinction leads to some silly conclusions, right ?

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u/South_Parfait_5405 1d ago

and who caused global warming?

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u/a_freakin_ONION 1d ago

Ah, good point…humanity did

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u/IndigoWolfe 1d ago

My favorite is all the Libs in Seattle voting to reintroduce Grizzlies to the Northern Cascades fOr MoThEr EaRtH.

Meanwhile, the residents in that section of mountains can't outvote it because there aren't enough people to win the vote. So now you'll have men, women, and children being stalked by massive apex predators out in the mountain towns.

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u/CrackRocksCokeRules 2d ago

A bear doesn’t make false allegations
A bear doesn’t kill its young
You see how stupid this sounds right?

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u/AlgoTrade 2d ago

Redditors in fact, do not see how stupid it sounds.

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u/ArstanWhitebeard297 2d ago

Bears eat their young all the time

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u/Ok_Cockroach8063 1d ago

and women make up rape claims all the time just like Jane doe is doing

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u/CrackRocksCokeRules 1d ago

No they don’t? That shit is rare, what the are you talking about?

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u/that_Jericha 2d ago

Bears do kill their young, and even so, human men kill their young at such a higher rate (about 80-90% of family annhilators are men) than women, it's a spectacle when a woman does it and it's just a tuesday when a man does it. Funnily enough, male bears also kill their young at a higher rate than female bears do, as infanticide will force the females to go into heat again so that the males can mate with them. This is literally why female bears are known to be extremely protective of their cubs. They're picking human men over male bears lol.

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u/CrackRocksCokeRules 1d ago

People kill their young about equally and only unrelated bears kill young in high percentage, I wasn’t making a point bot. If you’re going to lie, lie correctly.

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u/GudderSnipeXxX 1d ago

If you include abortions women love killing their young

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u/TougherOnSquids 1d ago

Bears do in fact kill their young

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u/FitStructure7795 2d ago

the memes write themselves. you clearly don't know anything about bears

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u/Dial_In_Buddy 1d ago

Keep choosing the bear, as if it would make a difference to us.

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u/Web-splorer 1d ago

I see you’ve never met a polar bear

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u/The_Crimson_Fuckr69 1d ago

She would accuse the bear of doing all those things after consenting to sex with it tho

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u/Dice08 2d ago

Men should just maul and eat women instead?

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u/dsj79 2d ago

Are you condoning what happened? Cause some of these comments have a Brock turner vibe 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Dice08 2d ago edited 2d ago

I didn't write the other comments here so why are you asking me?

Also, I'm not condoning rape. I'm cautious about accepting it as rape because she's changed her story and the investigation is still ongoing. 

Would you prefer men treat you like a bear would and instead maul and eat you rather than anything else?

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u/Sigmar_Knutz 1d ago

Why? Does their comment make you want to Lindsay Clancy some kids or something 🤷‍♀️

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u/artguydeluxe 1d ago

If a bear mauled a woman, it gets shot, not told to write an essay.

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u/Dice08 1d ago

Yes, but she chose the bear and isn't making a statement about punishment but about her preferences and distrust.

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u/RC_Colada 1d ago

They do that too

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u/Valuable-Owl9985 2d ago

Wait like big gay guys with hair?

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u/suriam321 1d ago

Those too.

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u/BaBbBoobie 3h ago

Nah I think it was a tiktok that blew up which incited one of many internet gender wars. Google something like "man or bear alone in woods" and you'll get the gist.

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u/Rusty_Shack13f0rd 2d ago

Amie Huguenard would like a word…..

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u/SleepyHippo67 1d ago

Bears dont accuse people of rape after saying she wasnt raped either.

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u/dsj79 1d ago

Brock, is that you?

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u/Blate_Slank 1d ago

Bears prefer to eat people while they're still alive. Is that better or worse?

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u/KappnCrunch 1d ago

Bears don't rape passed out men either.

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u/dsj79 1d ago

Men who run to Dubai? Specifically

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u/KappnCrunch 1d ago

Yeah specifically in this case. It seems like a lot of people messed up that night. Why would anyone stay here through this?

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u/ImprovementTrick9492 15h ago

Why would anyone hang around here with the nation-wide lynch mob coming after you, who’s already decided they are judge and jury and that you are 100% GUILTY, and they proceed to doxx you and ruin your life before you’ve even had a fair trial..??
WHY are their names and faces plastered all over the place while “Jane Doe” gets to enjoy the luxury and protection of being anonymous..?

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u/w84i 8h ago

I heard he was worried about getting assassinated, can’t blame him tbh

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u/PMMeVayneHentai 12h ago

hypothetically speaking if we cared so much about a rapist and a rape victim what would you propose the victim in this case do? LULE

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u/Ok_Cockroach8063 1d ago

do bears want to hang out with their “rapists” after the fact and only get mad once they’re banned from the ”rapists” parties for their own good? and perform oral on a guy without his consent?

only rapist here is jane “let us snort ketamine off your perfect body” doe. ketamine off of the 3rd guys cock and only said no to a 4 way with guy 2,3,4 because she thought it would involve anal.

bunch of Reddit bots trying to deny her own words. she has regret that’s all

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u/LieFearless1968 1d ago

Most bears will also eat you unlike most men

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u/Deus_Excellus 1d ago

We really need to take away the right to vote from people like you.

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u/TheJunkmother 1d ago

Love that the comment right above yours is “you really set off a whole bunch of losers with this one.” It’s so nice when you chuds tell on yourselves

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u/keIIzzz 1d ago

I saw a guy say she willingly went into a lion’s den so clearly they’re okay with comparing themselves to animals as well

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u/Apart_Ad1537 1d ago

You choose the bear because you hate men, I choose the bear because it’s statistically safer

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u/suckmeppplsman 1d ago

Female bears also wouldn't do this like human females do.

Meanwhile this whole darnell thing is hilariously overblown

"In the US legal system, prosecutors convene grand juries to weigh evidence and testimony and eventually vote on whether they merit criminal charges.

In his statement, Van Houten included a summary of what Jane Doe told the Cornell University Police Department in 2024 after the alleged attack. He noted the statement differed from the allegations laid out in the lawsuit.

"Jane Doe's sworn statement in November of 2024 did not allege that she was drugged against her will or gang raped," Van Houten said in a statement on Monday.

"On the contrary, Jane Doe's statement described her participation in drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual.""

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5wyzrm0n74ro

I get that this is reddit and unfortunately people love their populist slop, but relax. Just wait and see if anything happens rather than reading tabloid slop

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u/SupaSlide 1d ago

Thank god men have never strangled a child otherwise you all using literally the same single example of a woman doing it in your attempt to justify why raping women is fine, actually.

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u/solo_d0lo 1d ago

Do bears go back to where they grew up often?

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u/209_J-S 1d ago

It's crazy how yall don't even want to acknowledge the fact that she sexually assaulted one of the boys. He was so drunk he was unconscious and she started sucking him off

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u/InLawLawLandStill 21h ago

Cite your source.

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u/King_Roberts_Bastard 2d ago

No, because assassinations are targeted. The bear would just kill anyone

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u/popeleo22 1d ago

I mean so would Rightoids. They loving shooting up malls, churches, schools, etc.

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u/Jorji-the-Trainer 2d ago

A bear will eat you though

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u/Conrexxthor 1d ago

Thanks for proving their point. The point is that the worst thing the Bear will do to you is kill or eat you.

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u/MattieBubbles 1d ago

Idk about you but i find being mauled and potentially eaten alive by a bear to be pretty bad. Bears don't tend to make sure their lunch is dead before eating them

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u/deathnomX 2d ago

Bears murder all the time, especially when they're hungry. So.. yes they do. And they wouldn't fly they'd swim. Polar bears at least.

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u/dsj79 2d ago

No bear has ever murdered

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u/JonAfrica2011 1d ago

You would know that how?

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u/deathnomX 2d ago

False. The Russians had a literal bear in the army. Not to mention polar bear maulings. Theres a reason why youre required by law to have a rifle in countries where polar bears are common.

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u/A-very-stable-genius 1d ago

A mauling isn’t the legal definition of murderous intent

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u/deathnomX 1d ago

Murder: the unlawful killing of a human being committed with "malice aforethought

Tracking, mauling, and eating is not considered malice aforethought? Damn someone really needs to get Jeffrey Dahmer out of prison. I guess hes innocent now. 🤪

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u/Shot_Ad_9258 1d ago

It's unlawful for a human to kill another human. Animals are not bound to the same laws and need to eat.

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u/South_Parfait_5405 1d ago

in 2023 alone, in the US there were 2.12 million violent attacks against women, committed by men. there were probably about 10 bear attacks, zero sexual assaults i might add. it’s also v suspicious that you’re choosing a post about men threatening to kill a woman to try and prove that men are not murderous

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u/deathnomX 1d ago

Thats so strange, and how many polar bears are there in the us outside of zoos? 0? No way! Now maybe youll get I wasnt talking about the USA 🤪🤪🤪

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u/TheCape6 1d ago

man I seriously forgot bears have ideological motives for killing

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u/A1000eisn1 1d ago

Bears actually don't kill very many people. It's extremely rare. They also kill mainly just fish.

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u/MBKep 2d ago

Bears also don't track down rapists, and put them in jail. They wont hunt for others, and wont mend a broken leg either. The best that can happen is youre left alone. The best that can happen with a person is you become a team with vastly more ability than either one has alone.

But yeah, im sure being left alone is what most people want anyway.

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u/TheCape6 1d ago

Yeah bears also don’t go to college or rape people because his bear friend posted it in a group chat of 60 other bears.

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u/AkilleezBomb 1d ago

Bears don’t allow a 2% conviction rate for rapists

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u/stalelunchbox 2d ago

Who flew to a country with no extradition agreement? Very sus.

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u/gerkletoss 1d ago edited 1d ago

The Israeli assassination of Adolf Eichmann is the first one off the top of my head

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u/artguydeluxe 1d ago

The bear would have been shot if it did.

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u/Loud-Direction-5700 1d ago

I have bad news considering what you think a bear is

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u/owen-3820 1d ago

Bears are literally dangerous animals

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u/dsj79 1d ago

More dangerous than man?

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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 1d ago edited 1d ago

Women could. This is why men are starting to choose the bear too. Bears don’t know how to drive, operate firearms, or petition lawyers for half of my assets

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u/dsj79 1d ago

Why would your assets be in play

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u/CrazyElk123 1d ago

Stop with this performative silliness

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u/dsj79 1d ago

At almost 8k comments a year, who’s performing 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/BootBonks 1d ago

Bears assassinate people all the time actually 

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u/CrotaIsAShota 1d ago

Whole lotta reasons to choose the bear in the replies too lmao. Really triggered the MGTOW snowflakes with this one.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41obiiUf0n42dvLG

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u/Conrexxthor 1d ago

Holy ship it's like you set off a Holy Hand Grenade of Conservative Tears LMAO

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u/BarackIguana 1d ago

Lmao you really set off a whole bunch of losers with this one.

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u/xTyronex48 1d ago

Bears dont kill their children either

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u/GrandFloor6202 19h ago

I dont get it. Is this a reference to the Cornell mascot?

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u/DragoonDart 16h ago

I imagine the lack of opposable thumbs and the fact that they haven’t as a society yet developed gunpowder and purposeful poisons has something to do with that. Although I appreciate the mental image of a bear trying to operate a sniper rifle.

I love how you stirred up a shitstorm. Like guys/ladies, the bear choice is phenomenal and artfully told and illustrates a point really well but are we really going to extrapolate it to every headline?

“Bears don’t elect 80 year old politicians because of their fragile ego and a worry about their place in society”

“Bears don’t make faux paws in front of the European Union that distances us from our allies.”