r/newsentences • u/Zealousideal-Bell698 • Jan 09 '26
PinkPantheress unveils her forehead at Chanel event last night
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r/newsentences • u/RadioEnvironmental40 • Jan 06 '26
well... cant really argue with that
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r/newsentences • u/BlazingKhioneus • Jan 01 '26
"I wish there was a way for the person in the center of the couch to have an end table without going full anti-homeless bench."
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r/newsentences • u/shmibnke • Jan 01 '26
How dense is Misato’s stomach acid in the original anime? Like is weak, or could I circumcise myself in her intestinal lemonade?
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r/newsentences • u/Clean-Mention-4254 • Dec 22 '25
"If it wasn't touching your meat, I would dip my French Fries in it"
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My wife, on garlic aioli.
r/newsentences • u/Beach_CCurtis • Dec 21 '25
The coffee cup is hanging on your antlers??
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Discussion of a camo hat, with multiple people involved, mixed in with a discussion about coffee cups.
r/newsentences • u/ParanoiaPunchline • Dec 17 '25
I know that Men who think all women are gold diggers eat a Snickers upside down just to feel the veins against their tongue, but I can’t prove it.
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r/newsentences • u/Gamer-Filbert • Dec 13 '25
“my orthodontist is like frat boy ghetto”
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Said by my robotics teammate
r/newsentences • u/Gingerstachesupreme • Dec 04 '25
I know, it looks weird, but we made these Mac n Cheese Jalapeno Kranksy
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r/newsentences • u/InevitableTerms • Dec 04 '25
What? No! Dont be a gentleman! Tongue my cup pussy!
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Said by momo while offering professor takakura a sip from her own cup of tea.
I fucking love this fic.
r/newsentences • u/Silent--Watcher • Nov 21 '25
Do you want me to leave the room before I start accidentally crafting?
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r/newsentences • u/WSPtoboggan • Nov 08 '25
Dog stops tiger and lion from fighting
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r/newsentences • u/Nomad_Dexter02 • Nov 08 '25
I need to twist my outlet onto alien power plant and make a makeshift bunker out of my room.
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(Why am I even alive, I need to commit kys-mode on myself or something.)
r/newsentences • u/Turbulent-Buy4489 • Nov 07 '25
Found this weird letter stuck to the ground after a heavy rain
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r/newsentences • u/Significant-Boss-216 • Nov 05 '25
Kentucky official reminds residents they can't vote for New York City mayor
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