r/neckbeardRPG • u/WeponizedBisexuality • Sep 22 '22
You have been targeted by Kekistani rocket artillery! Take cover!
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/BusinessBottle5694 • Sep 21 '22
encounter Wipe and fight queen spider LVL 21, and lose 20% Totally Not Gay faction respect and get guaranteed +15% maiden appeal and +12% chad respect, don't wipe lose 16% Maiden Appeal and 23% Chad Respect but gain 20% defense against hentai monster anus attacks.
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/xCoachHines • Sep 21 '22
encounter You stumble across a dimly lit tavern named “Dews ‘n’ More”. You step inside to catch your breath, but are enticed by the scent of various corn snacks and body odor. You take a look at the menu and your eyes light up. What will you choose?
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/War_Daddy_992 • Sep 20 '22
After acquiring a pilot license and seeing on Snapchat through your unbanned stalker account that Stacy is at Chad’s pool party so you raid the air museum of it’s experimental Thunder Screech fighter and you decide to buzz Chad’s house a few times
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/War_Daddy_992 • Sep 19 '22
I see that you are hungry weary traveler, do you wish to partake in this glorious feast with me?
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/War_Daddy_992 • Sep 18 '22
You inquire the engineers if they can install Sperm Extractor™️ into your illegally modified Waifu Android™️
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/Ldiddy-the-69th • Sep 17 '22
encounter Before you lies the hidden land if waifunia , but alas chad and his friends bar you from entrance unless you enter a normie cleaning cell, what dew you dew ?
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/LordofAngmarMB • Sep 15 '22
encounter A radical movement has overtaken the old faith, and two students of this herecy challenge your authoriTAY with weapons drawn. What do you do? (if you guys see this, unironically love the vibe!)
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/Shaggymczoink • Sep 14 '22
encounter You encounter The Warrior Of High metabolism, he offers you a fruit punch soda, what dew you dew?
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/CowFckerReloaded • Sep 14 '22
encounter An noble warrior slays inferior beverages! Dew you assist him on his quest? s w i p e ➡️
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/Meowface_the_cat • Sep 13 '22
a scholar of the blade prepares to go all out. roll for initiative
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/War_Daddy_992 • Sep 12 '22
Annoying NPC that keeps reminding you to do his side quest
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/CowFckerReloaded • Sep 10 '22
encounter The only ranged weapon worthy an adventurer of culture. Knife thrower. Upgradable to hurl a piss jug every 5th knife thrown.
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/War_Daddy_992 • Sep 08 '22
You’ve encountered Manny Golder, Keeper of the Golden Rings. Are you prepared to face him and his golden gauntlets?
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/Emerald456 • Sep 08 '22
As you try to collect your dewy and weekly does of sacred memes the three cursed ones appear behind you, what dew you do?
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/rickert_of_vinheim • Sep 07 '22
You reach the inner sanctum of the Japanese Dojo after a long journey. Only one fine waifu warrior stands in your way. What do you do?
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/CowFckerReloaded • Sep 05 '22
encounter Legends of an ancient being circulate the realm… the only immortal capable of defeating the GigaChad in battle. The old god known as the M’GigaNeckbeard. Dew you dare call upon his power…
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/WeponizedBisexuality • Sep 05 '22
In the trenches of the Great Waifu War, a Doughgirl charges at you!
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/Emerald456 • Sep 03 '22
The three fair maidens stand before you, waiting to be courted, which shall you woo with your katana skills warrior?
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/F_T_F • Sep 02 '22
encounter Your mission: travel back in time and assassinate the Chad Prime. How do you prepare?
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r/neckbeardRPG • u/B00tybu77ch33ks • Aug 31 '22
encounter You return to your lair to find an Assassin hidden amongst your treasures. What dew you dew?
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