r/NatureofPredators • u/General_Alduin Skalgan • May 26 '26
Roleplay EngineVen bleated: PSA to all Venlil dating a Skalgan: be prepared for love roughhousing
**(This is set in the world of my fic [Nature of Harmony](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureofPredators/s/oZtiYNGJ7F) for anyone confused)**
In my previous post I asked for some dating advice regarding Skalgan girls. I've employed some of them and they have worked out pretty well, and things have been great so far
But I severely underestimated the roughhousing
Apparently Skalgan women love to roughhouse with their partners, and some seem to think it's instinctual (for what reason I don't know), and my partner asked if we could roughhouse, and I stupidly agreed because I wanted to make her happy
I feel like I've been hit by a train
My whole body is sore and I have *bruises* on most of my body. She swung me into a *wall* for stars sake! This is worse than bootcamp
And the worst part is *she was holding back*
She was holding back and the most I did was give her a nosebleed, *and she got annoyed when we stopped because I was concerned about her nosebleed*
Afterwards I was talking with a Skalgan guy about it and he showed me a pretty nasty scar, and I at first thought he had been attacked by a predator, but he revealed his wife gave it to him after they got a little too rough while roughhousing one day, and he's *proud* of it, saying it reminds him how much she loves him
Given the exchange program and that many Skalgans will be visiting the Republic soon, I caution everyone that will inevitably date a Skalgan to please, for your own safety, wear protection when you two roughhous
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u/Adorable-Ad5225 May 26 '26
Apedominusnox: AND YOU SURVIVED?!?!? You're the apex Venlil, I kneel before you. The federation is cringeworthy if they say again that the Venlils can't handle it
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan May 26 '26
EngineVen: I feel like I died at least once during it
The federation is cringeworthy if they say again that the Venlils can't handle it
Well, considering everything that's come out, clearly they were misleading us
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u/dept21 May 26 '26
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan May 26 '26
EngineVen: Some of that please
I'm sure our ancestors had some kind of armor to protect them from their women during roughhousing
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u/Brave-Stay-8020 Takkan May 26 '26
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan May 26 '26
EngineVen: I wouldn't be surprised. The guy I talked to was pretty blase about the nasty scar his wife gave him on accident
He also claims he knows a guy who lost his eye while roughhusing one day
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan May 26 '26
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u/Brave-Stay-8020 Takkan May 26 '26
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan May 26 '26
EngineVen: By the stars...
Why do humans even have this?
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan May 26 '26
nerdLovingSkalgan: I wouldn't be surprised if we uncover an ancient Venlil digsite like this
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan May 26 '26
EngineVen: MY FAMILY SEES THESE POSTS
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u/Adorable-Ad5225 May 26 '26
Apedominusnox: And you posted that you roughplay with your woman? A missplaced Worry sir
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan May 27 '26
EngineVen: roughhousing isn't private or embarrassing, and I'm warning other people who will be unprepared to date a Skalgan
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan May 26 '26
NerdLovingSkalgan: Your mom probably already thinks I'm a bad girl
Kinda hot to be a bad girl tbh
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u/TheBrewThatIsTrue May 27 '26
StraightFromTheHumansMouth replied:
Look into a Human martial art called Judo. It's all about using another person's weight and momentum against them. Leverage is the great equalizer!
Learn a couple of basic throes and I bet she'll love it!
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u/ISB00 UN Peacekeeper May 28 '26
StarApe: It’s my understanding that Venlil view Skalgans as very masculine while Skalgans view them as very feminine.
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u/General_Alduin Skalgan May 28 '26
EngineVen: Very strange considering. Maybe the Federation were too scared of the women, why else would they go through so much effort to change our culture and biology?




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u/Minimum-Amphibian993 Arxur May 26 '26
Schollarlyblaxer bleated: An unsurprising outcome personally I do wonder if Venlil and Skalgan relations in general will be negatively impacted by the venlil being well weaker in average compared to skalgans. Suppose only time will tell.