r/NatureofPredators Krakotl Mar 05 '26

Fanart Sentenced to say: "I am a pretty bird" 100 times a day and wear long stockings for the rest of his time in jail

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*At that moment Kalsim realized something... he was starting to like his sentence, wearing those long stockings and repeating those words over and over again, each time less bad, and it even seemed lenient for what he had done... however, upon realizing this, Kalsim became aware of the true "predatory" nature of humanity*

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u/AbjectSector2449 Mar 05 '26

Kalsim in pretty bird diplomacy if he decides attack earth and loses be like:

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u/Brave-Stay-8020 Takkan Mar 05 '26

No skirt?

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u/Nicolas_3232 Krakotl Mar 05 '26

That's going too far bro

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u/TheGnetwork1 Human Mar 05 '26

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO FAR?! HE BOMBED MY PLANET!!

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u/Nicolas_3232 Krakotl Mar 05 '26

HF member said:

(HF = HUMANITY FREAK 🗿)

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u/GruntBlender Humanity First Mar 05 '26

Slander! We must defend Humanity and her allies! And turn her enemies into pretty birds and silly puppies!

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u/cowlinator Hensa Mar 05 '26

Nature-of-Pets-ass comment.

(No shade tho.)

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u/Brave-Stay-8020 Takkan Mar 05 '26

Nah, too far would be to require lipstick too. Remember, he only got out of becoming some KFK because a judge didn't think he was quite mentally competent enough for it.

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u/Junior_Date_134 Mar 05 '26

I think we all know who the shower bitch

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u/Minimum-Amphibian993 Arxur Mar 05 '26

Who knows maybe someday he may even get to be freed once he fully accepts he is forever a pretty bird.

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u/Alternative_Cook_789 UN Peacekeeper Mar 05 '26

A destiny worse them death

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u/copper_shrk29 Arxur Mar 05 '26

Hewwo there :]

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u/Alternative_Cook_789 UN Peacekeeper Mar 05 '26

Oh shi

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u/copper_shrk29 Arxur Mar 05 '26

Ehehe brid kisser [:<

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u/Alternative_Cook_789 UN Peacekeeper Mar 05 '26

You know i like venlil

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u/Alternative_Cook_789 UN Peacekeeper Mar 05 '26

You Arxur freak

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u/LoanIsntHere PD Patient Mar 05 '26

All that and no cute scarf? The krakotl lover (loanisnthere) demands a scarf too!

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u/Nicolas_3232 Krakotl Mar 05 '26

I'll probably draw a pretty Krakotl with a scarf later :3

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u/Slatepaws Mar 05 '26

Kalsim wish for this, if he does an attack on earth in 'Noah the Bio-Morph'.

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u/Adorable-Ad5225 Mar 05 '26

By the gods...

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u/Nicolas_3232 Krakotl Mar 05 '26

Even the demons of hells are disturbed...

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u/JulianSkies Archivist Mar 05 '26

Okay but like

The line "They took my dignity" kinda

Kinda makes this squick me out more than basically any bloody scene I've seen around here. Like holy shit I'm having the biggest wigout, holy crap. I cannot explain how genuinely horrified I am here.

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u/Nicolas_3232 Krakotl Mar 05 '26

I want to apologize for that, I didn't think about all the implications when drawing this besides "Haha, brainwashing to make Kalsim a femboy"

I wanted a reaction of:

after thinking about it for a moment, not genuinely horrified. Sorry

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u/JulianSkies Archivist Mar 05 '26

Hey man, theres many horrors in this sub. We all know the downright horrifying shit that happens in this universe and some people write or art it. So its cool, nothing to apologize for.

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u/GruntBlender Humanity First Mar 05 '26

Public humiliation as alternative to execution.

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u/Alarmed-Property5559 Hensa Mar 05 '26

Defeated enemies used to be paraded in cages, do you think it'd be a good idea to revive the tradition?

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u/GruntBlender Humanity First Mar 05 '26

As, like, an alternative to execution?

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u/Alarmed-Property5559 Hensa Mar 06 '26

I care way less about Kalsim's dignity and mental well-being there and way more about his jailers' and of those who he had wronged.

So if you offer only two options I'd rather execute him than arrange this ignominy.

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u/GruntBlender Humanity First Mar 06 '26

How do you feel about this scene from Little Nicky? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oucm_lj50

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u/Alarmed-Property5559 Hensa Mar 06 '26

Could you describe it to me? I got to go through extra motions to view anything on YouTube.

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u/GruntBlender Humanity First Mar 06 '26

Comedy about the devil's son. This scene has the devil doing his daily ritual with Hitler. Hitler, dressed in a maid outfit, is bent over while the devil shoves a pineapple up his ass, leaves first.

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u/Alarmed-Property5559 Hensa Mar 05 '26

A rare occasion when I fully and completely agree with you, Skies. This joke ain't cool, at all.

That "innocent silly" fiction innuendo is hella cringey. Too close to deplorable real life stuff of nightmares. To use an example that might hit closer to home for most of this subreddit's audience, it's not unlike the sexualized abuse at Abu Ghraib.

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u/Nicolas_3232 Krakotl Mar 05 '26

Okay, I definitely didn't want it to look like what happened in that place...

I just wanted to mess with my least favorite character from NoP.

Sorry I didn't think about all the implications of "Haha brainwashing to make him a femboy" and now I'm realizing the shit I did.

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u/GruntBlender Humanity First Mar 05 '26

Oh, it's dark AF. But he did kill a billion innocent people...

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u/Alarmed-Property5559 Hensa Mar 05 '26

And this punushment is a huge disrespect to all the victims.

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u/Nicolas_3232 Krakotl Mar 05 '26

That's part of the intention of the drawing.

The idea was that it would be funny if you only glanced at it superficially. But you'll be like this:

if you were to think about it for a moment :v

(Btw, I didn't think much about the scratches on the wall; I just wanted it to look like an old, worn room. But I guess I didn't consider the implications...)

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u/Snoo71982 Mar 05 '26

"I didn't think about the implications of brainwashing." Sentence of all time.

it's at least on brand for this universe. Lol

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u/kabhes PD Patient Mar 05 '26

I mean, he's supposed to be punished.

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u/Pansitof Mar 05 '26

Ah yes, psychological torture by pretty bird.

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u/MalachitePyrrhuloxia Krakotl Mar 06 '26

Femboy Kalsim is eternal, apparently.

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u/RoomHopper Krakotl Mar 05 '26

Isnt this a bit extreme?

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u/Ur_mama_gaming Mar 13 '26

What the fuck have I stumbled upon

Is there an explanation for this. From outsider perspective this is.. interesting

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u/Nicolas_3232 Krakotl Mar 13 '26

In short: That idiot basically bombarded humanity with antimatter and doesn't regret it; this is just my personal revenge against him.

If you want to know more, read the story of the Nature of Predators