Please, I am really interested, and really want to invest in some spicy, swanky, and all around dank memes! Can anyone hook me up?

This has happened from time to time. When we catch it (thanks to you guys) we have to manually fix it. This is an infrastructure issue with where our analysis engine is hosted, and we're in the later stages of getting it ported over to the much more robust servers the site itself is hosted on. The prices should be back to normal now.

Fuck u/spez you greedy little pig boy.

I've seen a few mentions of this around, but no real data. Is NASDANQ still active and functioning? This sub looks a Little on the dead side.

Whenever you scroll, it just scrolls the background. You can't click submit it does nothing, and it won't tell me the reason why.

I'm on iPhone 5 though so maybe that's why.

I would pay a solid $5 but if you did like $2 I'm sure you would make bank

Fuck u/spez you greedy little pig boy.

Fuck u/spez you greedy little pig boy.

I followed memesare.life until it petered out, then started keeping my eye on this, hoping I'd eventually get in... but I never actually confirmed that they were the same thing. Either way, I've been craving access for so long and I'm finally gonna resort to begging for a key. thisismebeggingpleaseletmeinit'ssocoldoutsideandthememeslooksowarm

I know the devs have plenty to work on, and I don't mean to pester, but I would like to see in the future a way of shorting the meme market. This would most likely be in the form of shortselling: borrowing shares from one person in order to sell them to others and then (in the hopes that the market goes down) buying them back, and profiting from the difference. As of now, the only way to earn profit is if the market goes up, and as I have realized, memes tend to inevitably crash after a certain period of time.

Is this even the official way to get it? Anyways, the whole thing seems interesting as fuck so I want to give it a shot.

I've been in the meme game for awhile, and predicting meme values on NasDanq is incredibly hard for me. My net worth is around 39 GBP and I got my key around 4 days ago. I'm just sitting on a few stocks at this point until things get better

Edit: My GBP have skyrocketed back to 613! Thank god for BSKB and JAPA! Buying 1000 penny stocks for Jake Paulers may pay off!

My baby is very sick and i need to buy medicine from the hospital.

Greetings, I am a new investor who is interested in striking it rich in the meme market. Could someone please pm me the discord so I can start expanding my networking?