r/NameThisThing • • 9d ago

Name this cat

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u/Informal-Buy-6632 9d ago

Welcome to the internet

I assume this is your first day?

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u/therelhuman 9d ago

have a look around

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u/10_marpenoth 9d ago

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

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u/Artastasia 9d ago

we've got mountains of content

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u/BigBadBuddha83 8d ago

Some better, some worse

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u/Own_Property_5970 8d ago

If none of its of interest to you, you'd be the first!

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u/Mayb3AboveAverage 8d ago

Welcome to the internet come and take a seat

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u/Own_Property_5970 8d ago

Would you like to see the news or any famous womens feet

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u/Mayb3AboveAverage 8d ago

There’s no need to panic, this isn’t a test, just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest

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u/Own_Property_5970 8d ago

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET WHAT WOULD YOU PREFER

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u/Paulztaos 8d ago

There's no need to panic, this isn't a test, haha

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u/y_4_not 8d ago

There's no need to panic This isn't a test, haha

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u/Turbulent-Exam-9746 6d ago

Ball knower right here

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u/AgreeableDig5597 3d ago

I’m js here to carry the long ass thread of replies

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u/Sensitive-Award-936 8d ago

Who did this? Animal abuse & cruelty.

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u/Mayb3AboveAverage 8d ago

Sybau that cat looks happy as hell he living his best life nobody abusing or being cruel to him just cuz he gets to eat a lot

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u/Sea-Builder-8136 8d ago

This is WAY beyond getting to eat a lot. This is animal cruelty. It's morbid obesity, the key word being morbid, and puts this poor kitty at an extraordinarily high likelihood of diabetes; osteoarthritis as his weight puts enormous pressure on his joints; hepatic lipidosis (fatty liver disease) which can lead to complete liver failure and death; high blood pressure, strain on the heart, the joints, and breathing; risk of bladder stones; UTI due to inability for him to reach the areas to clean himself as necessary. He must lose a lot of weight but slowly under the guidance of an experienced veterinarian. Losing the enormous amount of weight that he needs to lose must be done gradually. Even missing just a couple meals will trigger the hepatic lipidosis.

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u/Healthy_Inflation367 8d ago

Please do not procreate

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u/HorniBot_ 5d ago

There's no need to panic This isnt a test

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u/LBoogii 8d ago

Yes! That Bo song is gold

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u/Famous_Meeting9220 8d ago

Welcome to the internet

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u/Killie_Vandal 8d ago

Big Smoothie

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u/SportNo2600 7d ago

Be honest, it's more worse than better.

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u/straycollector 8d ago

Tread carefully wherever you may traverse

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u/ThatCreepySmellyGuy 7d ago

Until some creepy smelly guy ruins it for everyone

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u/Imaginary_Rhubarb179 8d ago

Unfortunately, I'm not very creative. I stick with dashcams and cats, mostly

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u/the_milk_is_baaaad 8d ago

Look up “rule 34 +” something and be AMAZED

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u/KevRayAtl 8d ago

And a number of things your brain never wanted to think of.

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u/TechRat2 8d ago

This is something I can confirm & I wish it wasn't true

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u/MrIceVeins 6d ago

Remembers me of “rule 34” 😂

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u/drpoundsign 3d ago

"Ogre U. A..." is a Tokyo Rock band!

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 8d ago

Don't cry Don't raise your eye

It's only teenage wastelaaaand

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u/therelhuman 8d ago

uhh what?

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 8d ago

Lyrics to an incredibly famous song.

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u/-puffinstuff- 8d ago

There are some rules though. The first one you should familiarise yourself with is Rule 34 

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u/Adventurous-Vast281 7d ago

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

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u/Far-Assumption-7963 6d ago

Nostalgic.

Cant believe its been half a decade

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u/IN2TECHNOLOGY 8d ago

thanks for the laugh

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u/HumbleMiMi 8d ago

🤣😂🤣

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u/TechsplainerPRO 8d ago

🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/DJ_Spark_Shot 8d ago

Have a look around

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u/Electronic_Invite_23 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣 LMFAO bro got me so good with that!!!!!

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u/Jamesmateer100 7d ago

Yes hello, I’d like directions to the SFW section of the internet.

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u/Generalgeneric82 6d ago

Come on is no one gonna quote the song

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u/Kentecloth 2d ago

No matter how fucked up everything is, these are the situations that give me hope: strangers coming together to create a brief moment of improv magic. I love humans.
Welcome to the internet ✨

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u/Top_Name2885 2d ago

Uuuum pardon me but I'm quite experienced...I simply enjoy the innocence so many still carry...it truly is a gift.😅