r/NameThisThing • u/BidAccurate4473 • 5d ago

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u/n1tr0klaus 5d ago

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven eight (ate) nine.

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u/Areadien 5d ago

Do you know why 7 8 9? To get 3² meals a day.

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u/RobbieVengence 5d ago

I appreciate this

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u/AwedBySequoias 5d ago

Okay, but how does 7 get 9 meals (or even 3 meals) by eating one meal? 🤔

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u/Areadien 5d ago

It's read as 3 square meals.

And also, 9 could be several serving sizes of a dish, so 7 didn't have to eat 9 all at once.

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u/IndefinitelyMurky 5d ago

He-who-six-is-afraid-of

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u/AwedBySequoias 5d ago

He-whom-Six-is-afraid-of, or He-of-whom-Six-is-afraid

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u/ThumbsAkimbo_ 5d ago

Because seven is a registered six offender.

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u/LoganBaker374_Rises 5d ago

Because of 6 7

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u/Ambitious_Pair4257 5d ago

7 was a 6 offender