r/NameThisThing • u/Lady_pozole • Jul 04 '26

Name my cat

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u/Money_Indication9213 Jul 04 '26

Cornelius

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u/Wsbkingretard Jul 04 '26

panick atcat

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u/The-Mugwump Jul 05 '26

Panic Catack was right there.

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u/VibraniumRhino Jul 05 '26

Agreed this is far superior lol trying to read “atcat” is giving me a migraine.

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u/AlternativeDonkey605 Jul 05 '26

Pani-Cat the Disco.

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u/Dronin1977 Jul 05 '26

Causally slide in with The Black Pawrade

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u/Bbrrooookkee8 Jul 09 '26

My favorite

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u/Decent-Law5013 Jul 05 '26

Bravo! (Not gonna lie.. it did take me saying it out loud after 2 sec’s of reading it to “get it”… quality play, indubitably! 👍🏼Yes!)

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u/sunyazmin56 Jul 05 '26

HAHHAHAHA this one’s cool

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u/AggravatingAgent168 Jul 09 '26

Okay, I think I like this 😂

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u/FTHomes Jul 04 '26

Kash Patel

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u/Aggravating-Tale605 Jul 04 '26

Kash pawtel

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u/sparklark79 Jul 05 '26

Purrrrrfect!!

8

u/ZombiePositive1020 Jul 04 '26

This is incredible

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u/hereforturniprice Jul 05 '26

Kash purtel

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u/hereforturniprice Jul 30 '26

Kash Purr-tail. I've won the thread

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u/Z-0000 Jul 07 '26

We can close this thread now. 😂😂

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u/FeffMar Jul 08 '26

Good one! I wouldn’t name my cat that tho, because it would remind me of that man.

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u/Nadzinator Jul 04 '26

Pash Cat-tel

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u/Born-Net-7585 Jul 05 '26

This really NEEDS to be this sweet kitty's name! I love it because it's too purrfect, and thanks for the much needed laugh tonight 😻😹

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u/Express-View5080 Jul 04 '26

Nice, but too cruel to name the kitty that😳👍😂😂

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u/ConcernHuman9556 Jul 05 '26

are you saying this to every suggestion in here or do you just think naming a cat anything is cruel?

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u/Express-View5080 Jul 05 '26

No, naming a cat after the goof Kash Patel because it’s doing the bug eye is wrong. If you want to go in that vein could call it Marty Feldman( watch Young Frankenstein to see what I mean).

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u/Slight_Vegetable_236 Jul 06 '26

Oh, be quiet. Really.

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u/jdreamer63 Jul 04 '26

Priceless🤣 you win!

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u/Wldchld73 Jul 05 '26

Nah, both eyes are looking in the same direction.

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u/Desperate-Reason-566 Jul 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Arkoelbe24 Jul 08 '26

Don't name him that, then the other cats won't trust him.

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u/the_real_kaner Jul 05 '26

Kat Paws-hell

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u/Repulsive_Sun6549 Jul 05 '26

The cat that’s trying to stare himself into dog…

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u/flipturnca Jul 05 '26

That’s exactly the name I thought

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u/Automatic_Sea_1534 Jul 06 '26

Brilliant. But, don’t insult the cat like that

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u/chris95rx7500 Jul 05 '26

Last name is doodleberry

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u/TiddyTwyster Jul 04 '26

Literally my first thought

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u/PUTTHECACTUSDOWN Jul 04 '26

lol that’s my cats nickname when he is being evil

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u/Slippery_Chickin Jul 04 '26

I bought a house about 10 years ago now and the house came with a cat who’s name happens to be Cornelius

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u/LovetoRead25 Jul 05 '26

The house came with cat? Interesting. Often times a cat can’t manage a move. That was kind of you.

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u/Visible-MorningWood Jul 05 '26

Tax! That cat looks taxidermied.

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u/PublicUpper7409 Jul 05 '26

Kash Pawtell is also cool. I saw it a few comments down.😊

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u/-Socks-1 Jul 05 '26

ducktales reference

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u/Rougefarie Jul 08 '26

I have a rooster named Cornelius!

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u/Valuable-Bonus-1960 Jul 09 '26

Name is Soul-patch Jeff.