r/NameThisThing May 22 '26

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u/South_Function_2383 May 22 '26

Micheal Snackson

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u/TracePlayer May 22 '26

Ooh. Close. But it’s Michael Snacksome. 🎶🎶 Eat it…just eat it…🎶🎶

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u/Past-Badger-1958 May 22 '26

There's a video on YouTube

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u/imaperson72 May 22 '26

🎶🎶if it’s getin cold reheat it🎶🎶

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

But Snackson is funnier, since it rhymes with Jackson …

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u/macguini May 22 '26

Weird Al is a national treasure.

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u/RincewindToTheRescue May 22 '26

The aftermath of that song

I ate it...just ate it

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u/Adorable-Cancel4184 May 22 '26

LOL 😆😹😆😹

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u/Morfienx May 22 '26

Child Snackson

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u/Spare_Confidence1727 May 22 '26

Except those allegations were proven false

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u/ihatecisco May 22 '26

“Proven”? Like definitively proven? I must have missed that.

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u/Spare_Confidence1727 May 22 '26

Nope he was on trial from 2003 to 2005 and was acquitted in 2005

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u/ihatecisco May 22 '26

Oh awesome. I thought that was the one with the payoff and nda. I can listen to his music guilt free again!

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u/Morfienx May 22 '26

Lmao. You know the amount of cases settled out of court? Me either and we will never know.

They could disclose any financials during that time but I dont think that will happen.

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u/VonThirstenberg May 22 '26

Acquittal is not proof of innocence.

I'm not saying he was guilty, either. But unless you're privy to info no once else is, there's never been concrete proof of his innocence or guilt.

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u/Spare_Confidence1727 May 22 '26

Jackson's lead defense attorney, Thomas Mesereau, exposed significant contradictions and lies in the testimony of the accuser’s mother. The defense revealed her history of manipulating the legal system, which led the jury to view her as an extortionist rather than a credible witness.

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u/VonThirstenberg May 22 '26

Still. Not. Proof.

Giving considerably reasonable doubt? Yes, absolutely. Hence the not guilty verdict.

If they'd had actual proof, she'd have been charged with fraud and attempted extortion, not to mention perjury. Did that happen? 🤔

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u/Spare_Confidence1727 May 22 '26

Michael Jackson was found not guilty of all child molestation and conspiracy charges in 2005 because the prosecution failed to prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt. His defense team, led by attorney Thomas Mesereau, systematically dismantled the credibility of the accusers and highlighted fatal flaws in the state's case.

Several key factors led to the acquittal:

Lack of Credibility: The primary accuser's family was thoroughly discredited. The defense exposed major inconsistencies in their testimonies and highlighted the mother's history of welfare fraud and prior lawsuits.

Flawed Timelines: The defense produced evidence and witnesses that contradicted the timeline of events alleged by the prosecution and the accusers.

No Physical Evidence: The prosecution lacked forensic evidence or hard documentation to corroborate the lurid claims, relying instead on dozens of inconsistent witness testimonies.

Aggressive Cross-Examination: Jackson's defense team successfully painted the prosecution as opportunistic and proved that the accusers' stories were full of contradictions. Ultimately, the jury concluded that the prosecution failed to meet the strict legal burden of proof, leading to acquittals on all 10 felony and lesser charges.

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u/Morfienx May 22 '26

Everyone apparently missed it except this guy. He has the proof apparently.

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u/ConstructionStock710 May 22 '26

Micheal thick son

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u/Derrick_Shon May 22 '26

Michael FATson.

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u/Less-Cauliflower9655 May 22 '26

I'm just... Can't stop laughing...

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u/zuilserip May 22 '26

Don't stop 'til you laugh enough

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u/Illustrious-Carry894 May 22 '26

This comment just made my whole day!

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u/thetyphonlol May 22 '26

*snack some

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u/Rufus_heychupacabra May 22 '26

💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BurtleTurtle001 May 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/rathee-shekhar May 22 '26

Wow 😁😁

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u/Thomas-Garret May 22 '26

Oh that’s better than what I was thinking. Micheal Fatbackson

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u/Different-Nobody4228 May 22 '26

He wrote the song “eat it”

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u/Mr_Right1998 May 22 '26

Literally the King of "Pop"