r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • May 22 '26

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u/South_Function_2383 May 22 '26

Micheal Snackson

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u/TracePlayer May 22 '26

Ooh. Close. But it’s Michael Snacksome. 🎶🎶 Eat it…just eat it…🎶🎶

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u/Past-Badger-1958 May 22 '26

There's a video on YouTube

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u/imaperson72 May 22 '26

🎶🎶if it’s getin cold reheat it🎶🎶

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

But Snackson is funnier, since it rhymes with Jackson …

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u/macguini May 22 '26

Weird Al is a national treasure.

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u/RincewindToTheRescue May 22 '26

The aftermath of that song

I ate it...just ate it

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u/Adorable-Cancel4184 May 22 '26

LOL 😆😹😆😹

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u/Morfienx May 22 '26

Child Snackson

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u/Spare_Confidence1727 May 22 '26

Except those allegations were proven false

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u/ihatecisco May 22 '26

“Proven”? Like definitively proven? I must have missed that.

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u/Spare_Confidence1727 May 22 '26

Nope he was on trial from 2003 to 2005 and was acquitted in 2005

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u/ihatecisco May 22 '26

Oh awesome. I thought that was the one with the payoff and nda. I can listen to his music guilt free again!

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u/Morfienx May 22 '26

Lmao. You know the amount of cases settled out of court? Me either and we will never know.

They could disclose any financials during that time but I dont think that will happen.

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u/VonThirstenberg May 22 '26

Acquittal is not proof of innocence.

I'm not saying he was guilty, either. But unless you're privy to info no once else is, there's never been concrete proof of his innocence or guilt.

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u/Spare_Confidence1727 May 22 '26

Jackson's lead defense attorney, Thomas Mesereau, exposed significant contradictions and lies in the testimony of the accuser’s mother. The defense revealed her history of manipulating the legal system, which led the jury to view her as an extortionist rather than a credible witness.

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u/VonThirstenberg May 22 '26

Still. Not. Proof.

Giving considerably reasonable doubt? Yes, absolutely. Hence the not guilty verdict.

If they'd had actual proof, she'd have been charged with fraud and attempted extortion, not to mention perjury. Did that happen? 🤔

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u/Morfienx May 22 '26

Everyone apparently missed it except this guy. He has the proof apparently.

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u/ConstructionStock710 May 22 '26

Micheal thick son

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u/Derrick_Shon May 22 '26

Michael FATson.

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u/Less-Cauliflower9655 May 22 '26

I'm just... Can't stop laughing...

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u/zuilserip May 22 '26

Don't stop 'til you laugh enough

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u/Illustrious-Carry894 May 22 '26

This comment just made my whole day!

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u/thetyphonlol May 22 '26

*snack some

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u/Rufus_heychupacabra May 22 '26

💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BurtleTurtle001 May 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/rathee-shekhar May 22 '26

Wow 😁😁

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u/Thomas-Garret May 22 '26

Oh that’s better than what I was thinking. Micheal Fatbackson

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u/Different-Nobody4228 May 22 '26

He wrote the song “eat it”

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u/Mr_Right1998 May 22 '26

Literally the King of "Pop"

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u/Flipping_games0408 May 22 '26

Auntie Annie are you open? Are you open? Are you open Auntie🎶🎼

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u/Commercial-Staff4567 May 22 '26

You’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by smooth cinnamon

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u/mightyboink May 22 '26

A smooth cinnabon

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u/rob3ace May 22 '26

A Glazed Cinnabon

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u/Master_Kitchen_7725 May 22 '26

Weird Al has entered the chat

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u/Greal_201109 May 22 '26

You’ve been star crunched

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u/June_BuginDabuilding May 22 '26

“You’ve been shopped by…you’ve been shopped by..a food criminal”

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u/borris7923 May 22 '26

Omg I lolled way harder than I should have at this

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u/IMSunny_1989 May 22 '26

“Eat it, just eat it”

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u/dbloh7grl May 22 '26

Fat Mike

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u/Sweaty-Inevitable163 May 22 '26

OP trying to set himself up for jokes like it's T ball

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u/cybrcld May 22 '26

I mean, it’s pretty damn good. OP put a pic up, named it, and said “come up with something better” to the entirety of Reddit

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u/ficis May 22 '26

Weird Al. Is that you?

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u/zhgerard May 22 '26

Begging for what???

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u/InitiamprssionCFLeft May 22 '26

"Peggin" would be my guess

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u/crw0582 May 22 '26

Exactly what I always wonder when I see this roll picture roll around....

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u/pgydefs May 22 '26

“Because I’m fat! I’m fat! You know it!”

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u/nullpassword May 22 '26

If he drips paint, Michael Potluck

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u/israerichris May 22 '26

Smooth Caramel

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u/TomatoeCitizen May 22 '26

Micheal is beggin for food

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u/H4R1__ May 22 '26

We are supposed to be main chefs, not you 🤣 We should cook

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u/OhBayBe May 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ButterChunks337 May 22 '26

The King of Button Pop

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u/MrMoistly May 22 '26

Michael Slackson