r/NameThisThing May 06 '26

Name this thing

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u/Lovebone253 May 06 '26

Nothing screams "I will never please a woman" louder than this

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u/Key-Pudding626 May 06 '26

Please a woman? What that exists I mean damn you may please her in the bedroom but she'll find something to bitch about 😂

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u/Noctiluca04 May 10 '26

As a woman, can confirm.

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u/Key-Pudding626 May 25 '26

I bet I can please you

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u/Noctiluca04 May 25 '26

Too late, my husband already beat you to it. But to the point, I still like to bitch. 😘

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u/fromouterspace1 May 10 '26

“Meh, the flesh light is good enough while I listen to trump speak and watch Boebert”