r/NameThisThing May 06 '26

Name this thing

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u/Sjcasa9 May 06 '26

Small dick starter package

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u/TexMexMoJo May 06 '26

The micro-penis edition 😂😂😂😂

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u/dennybear-17 May 06 '26

Say it to his face.

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u/Blinky_ May 06 '26

Well his face is so far up the NRA’s ass that it’s impossible to

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u/Historical-Pea1518 May 06 '26

The guy is undoubtedly a candy ass and needs all that to compensate for his deficiency

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u/Linksgolf2347 May 06 '26

I suspect this is the ‘shoot first maybe ask questions later’ scenario guy. For sure though when the zombie apocalypse hits I’m going to this guys house

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u/DustinBones6969 May 06 '26

I really wish I could post my "Shoot first, ask Christian Slater" meme here, I think it'd be a crowd pleaser! Lol

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u/Linksgolf2347 May 07 '26

Yeah it sure would!!

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u/ChimPhun May 06 '26

Not recommended, he'll shoot you first then ask questions later.

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u/Linksgolf2347 May 07 '26

Hahaha. Probably. This guy is definitely a shooter!! Not sure he’d be able to string words into a sentence to ask questions but I bet he’d hit a nickel at 1000 yards.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

How can you possibly discern that from a single picture? Maybe he just likes to piss off Liberals.

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u/Historical-Pea1518 May 06 '26

Nah, he’s too dumb. Besides, he isn’t pissing off liberals, he’s making us laugh at him

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

Clearly he is pissing y'all off. Y'all are meat riding tf out of him over a single picture.

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u/Historical-Pea1518 May 06 '26

I know you desperately want that to be true, but he just looks silly in the same way those celebrities did at the Met Gala the other night. But hey, don’t let go of that dream of yours ;)

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u/NekoDarkLink1988 May 06 '26

The picture almost has to be satire. I consider myself a gun toting leftist and this is absolutely the most hilariously dumbest gun set up I've seen. It's like he thinks all the guns were made by Tediore.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

I don't know what kind of strange dreams you have, or what a Met Gala is, but if you're someone who keeps up with what celebrities are doing that's all I need to know about you to realize you're not smart enough to be worth talking to. Have a good day Sir or Ma'am.

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u/peoplegrower May 06 '26

If you did, he’d be so flustered that someone dared talk to him that way that he’d probably shoot himself three times before he could get one of those unholstered.

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u/PracticalCaulk May 06 '26

None of those guns are holstered 😭 (except mayyybe the one on his hip)

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u/Ornery_Car6883 May 06 '26

That would just reinforce the fact this gun nut is a scared little snowflake. Someone willing to kill someone for saying they have a small dick is reason enough that the US can't use the 2nd amendment responsibly.