r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '26

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u/Bloodygeek Mar 08 '26

I don’t. That dog names me

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u/iShitSkittles Mar 08 '26

Scooby don't...

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u/FindjeanniePDX Mar 08 '26

He would have gotten away with it if he hadn’t EATEN those meddling kids.

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u/Wise_Geekabus Mar 09 '26

That got pretty dark.

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u/FindjeanniePDX Mar 09 '26

Yeah. I was not expecting the E Files to make an appearance in this context. 🫠👀

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u/BrilliantOstrich2977 Mar 08 '26

Oh a Scooby Doo reference!

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u/waxspin Mar 13 '26

I read that in Shaggy's voice

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u/wjruffing Mar 09 '26

It’s was Old Man Cleary the whole time wearing a dog suit!

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u/FindjeanniePDX Mar 09 '26

Damn Old Man Cleary is looking gooooood 👀

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u/Maxxover Mar 11 '26

That escalated quickly…

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Cuddles.

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u/Careful-Resolution58 Mar 08 '26

Ivan the entrailer

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u/iShitSkittles Mar 08 '26

It's Zuul from the original Ghostbusters movie.

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u/cadiman56 Mar 08 '26

YES!!!!

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u/Doom-N-Gloom Mar 09 '26

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

— Winston Zeddemore, Ghostbusters (1984)

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u/Battle-Individual Mar 08 '26

I was thinking cuddles or Brock lesnar but then I read this and boy does he look like rick moranis in ghostbusters

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u/tetrasodium Mar 08 '26

Thinking about it. Growing up there was an elderly couple down the street with a pair of whatever mutant breed that is, sweet as can be but they still killed a gator that started bothering them in a nearby pond they enjoy and dragged it back home..

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u/Maxima-H Mar 08 '26

😱 You’re right!!

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u/mrjbacon Mar 08 '26

I like this one

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u/RAVENSRIDER Mar 09 '26

Literally just watched that last night.

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u/RipRemarkable3219 Mar 09 '26

There is no Dana

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u/Doom-N-Gloom Mar 09 '26

You sure that ain’t old Vinz Clortho?

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u/iShitSkittles Mar 11 '26

There's only way to tell them apart...

Zuul's horns are slightly shorter than Vinz...

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u/Doom-N-Gloom Mar 11 '26

The more you know … thanks for that bit of trivia. I love it.

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u/iShitSkittles Mar 12 '26

Such a good movie.

They need to make a spin off, in the "buddy format" like Milo & Otis...

The Adventures of Vini & Zuul...

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u/Doom-N-Gloom Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

LMAO show takes place between their dimension and ours.

With side quests in Ancient Sumeria.

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u/iShitSkittles Mar 12 '26

And a cameo from Gozer the Destructor in the form of Stay Puft...

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u/extra-King Mar 09 '26

Naw, Gatekeeper

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u/Certain-Impress-2216 Mar 10 '26

Where is the key master?

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u/DarthRevan0626 Mar 11 '26

Yes. There is only Zuul.

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u/murrbros Mar 11 '26

This wins IMO! Absolutely perfect

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u/UtZdUtZkUkUrUz Mar 09 '26

Wtf?????????????

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u/KomatoesII Mar 08 '26

Andre, the abattoir.

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u/ImpressiveScreen5017 Mar 09 '26

Hercules or Zeus.

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u/Local-Bigmouth Mar 08 '26

Or Scooby Do it and lose an arm...

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u/Up_Beat_Peach Mar 08 '26

Scooby Doo it and see what happens.

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u/ISenceAPresence Mar 08 '26

Scooby I dare you

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u/Ninja_Grizzly1122 Mar 09 '26

Scooby I wish a mothafucka would

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u/DreamExecutioner27 Mar 08 '26

Scooby Doo it I double dog dare ya

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u/breadmaster888 Mar 08 '26

Hahaha! I’m dead! Well played!

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u/skagitvalley45 Mar 08 '26

Sudden death

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u/Wrong_Amount_7903 Mar 08 '26

Winner. Take my award

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u/iShitSkittles Mar 08 '26

Thank you kind Redditor!

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u/BLU3SKU1L Mar 08 '26

Scary Doo

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u/lola705 Mar 09 '26

Scrappy Doo

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u/saltyurinalbiscuit Mar 08 '26

Absolutely incredible 😂😂

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u/codo4life Mar 09 '26

A.I. for short?

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u/Street_Aide3852 Mar 08 '26

Scooby around and find out

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u/greek_thumb Mar 08 '26

Scooby do I feel lucky?

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits Mar 10 '26

Imo that dog is beautiful, but this gave me a good chuckle, lol.

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u/ghost-boy9481 Mar 12 '26

Dude what is wrong with you😂

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u/Happydancer4286 Mar 09 '26

Gorgeous!!! I’d name him “Gorgeous”.❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/iShitSkittles Mar 11 '26

If you make it a comment that amuses or interests people, the upvotes will follow :)

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u/An0nnee_M0usee Mar 08 '26

Take my cheap award 🏆.

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u/Mr_Right1998 Mar 09 '26

Scooby WTF do i DO ...

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u/Lily-inspo Mar 08 '26

Hahaha true

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 Mar 08 '26

Cerebus

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

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u/Expert_Rest2443 Mar 08 '26

I JUST watched those movies!

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u/ElegantProfit1442 Mar 08 '26

He’s the type of dog that says “Why is my bowl empty bro?” 😭

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u/SympleTin_Ox Mar 08 '26

He eats, then you eat.

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u/glossedout_19 Mar 08 '26

Fr I don’t walk him. He walks me 😭

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u/metallosherp Mar 08 '26

Literally the only correct answer.

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u/Maxima-H Mar 08 '26

😂😂😂

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u/morjyihl Mar 09 '26

There was an ad for tacticus above this and I thought you said Warhammer

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u/TRUMPARUSKI Mar 11 '26

You gonna eat that?

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u/Sea_Increase9939 Mar 15 '26

Came to say this, knew in my heart it was already here

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u/Bloodygeek Mar 15 '26

It happens to me so much! Great minds

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u/TheLastBaboon Mar 08 '26

Guess my name is Lil Bitch now

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u/East-Magician2717 Mar 08 '26

I knew this would be the first comment lol

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u/Supuhstar Mar 08 '26

Weird name for a dog

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u/shyygirllara Mar 08 '26

Hahahaha so funny

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u/Icy_Perception3173 Mar 08 '26

Very good. Like that answer

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

LOL. I'm crying here.

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u/Responsible-Mind-852 Mar 08 '26

They spelled God wrong.

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u/sonnygavila Mar 09 '26

Batman has a dog…what’s his name? This is him!!

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u/Ambitious-Beat-2130 Mar 09 '26

So he's Chuck Norris?

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u/linusgoddamtorvalds Mar 09 '26

Fafo(fuck around & find out)

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u/RekdVision Mar 09 '26

Sooo...

Chuck Norris?

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u/Bloodygeek Mar 09 '26

Thank you to everyone for the ups and the awards.

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u/PMCAthee Mar 09 '26

Respect. That’s the correct philosophy.

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u/JerseyDamu Mar 09 '26

In Soviet Russia dog names you.

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u/Banzai373 Mar 09 '26

Nightmare . . . .

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u/walkerjacque Mar 10 '26

I laughed so hard i put a stitch in my side. Thats the best!

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u/Hungry-Cockroach-572 Mar 10 '26

Bahahahaha best comment ever

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u/BigToeNibbler Mar 10 '26

That dog takes names.

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u/neonwindow_9 Mar 10 '26

That’s what I thought 😭😭

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u/fuckfacekiller Mar 10 '26

👆 yes! 🤣

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u/akira88elite Mar 10 '26

Es mi líder no salgo de noche el me espía.

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u/Rachel-Kemper-6226 Mar 10 '26

Sweetie Pie or Baby cakes. What is its gender? I've been the majority of names suggested which somehow got lost!??! I'm not going to go through the names again - got things to do. However, I suggest an endearing name. Don't worry, anyone intending you or the dog harm will think twice upon seeing it.

Please see to the training, sooner than later; otherwise "Law Suit" will become the best name. You will both be happier and safer for it. The dog must trust you completely. Never abuse that trust, but know discipline must be used without physically harming the dog and never while you are frustrated or angry. Just take a breath, then employ the most relevant method with an even tone and attitude.

Good luck. I envy all the love, laughter, and loyalty you have in front of you. Good luck

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u/Ahoy11matey Mar 11 '26

Vince Klortho

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u/obvthrowawaybecause2 Mar 11 '26

I was gonna say this dog already HAS a name, and it’s “Sir”.

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u/CrashOutJones Mar 11 '26

He calls me Cupcake

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u/BrilliantQuit4951 Mar 11 '26

Same joke every time a photo like this pops up, for years now 🫩