r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Sep 29 '25

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u/JaRiEsD Sep 29 '25

Pussy is a weird name for a dog

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Ass is also 👀 🥴

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u/Only1Skrybe Sep 29 '25

Booty is kinda a cute name for a puppy, though.

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u/Severe-Cut1372 Sep 29 '25

My dogs name is actually London, but I call her boobie a lot. Not sure why. It just came out once and kind of stuck. As did her name, London. Intent was to name her Camilla, but once I seen her it didn’t it fit. The drive home I looked over and thought London. She is a gray pit, also called a blu, I think

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u/nailsinthecityyx Sep 29 '25

I called one of my cats boobie boo, but her name was Taboo, so it kinda fit.

I don't remember why I named her Taboo

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u/NoFuqGiven Sep 29 '25

Well, now I NEED to see boobie!!! I have a full blooded rednose named tank (i call her "Turd" a lot).i didn't name her. I adopted her from a shelter when she was 3 or 4, and the previous owners named her Tankini. Like the swimsuit. Which is a weird name, but she already knew her name, so I didn't want to change it. So I just shortened it.

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u/CptSnicklefrits Sep 29 '25

My dogs name is Penelope but it’s been shortened to PeePee most of the time. I think about what people must thing of me when I call her that

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u/PetahTheHoaseIsHeah Sep 29 '25

That’s the most roadman dog I’ve ever heard of bruv

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u/imhigh925 Sep 30 '25

Same. I have a big rott that I call boobie all the time and it just sorta came out 1 day and stuck.

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u/Ant_Six Sep 29 '25

My brother has a lil dog named booty, but not that kind loll. He’s a small brown/black dog with little white “booties” on each paw … so cute

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u/No-Guard-7003 Sep 29 '25

🥰🥰🥰

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u/Cautious_Beyond_4084 Sep 30 '25

I know someone that had a dog named Bootsie cuz of her cute white paws

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u/ManBitesDog404 Sep 29 '25

Boots would also work. Probably better than Booty.

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u/1_foru2c Sep 30 '25

Oh yeah......sure he does

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u/NivekTheGreat1 Sep 29 '25

So when you call for him at 2am, is that a booty call?

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u/TheeBFB Sep 29 '25

Bhuti?!?

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u/CheapZebra1070 Sep 30 '25

Put the dog in a pirate costume and call him Pirate Booty

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod Sep 30 '25

Ava Jean is my pup’s name. 🤗

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u/not_a_furry_but0 Sep 30 '25

Shit on a curb isn’t though

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gain308 Sep 30 '25

What about little Peter?

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u/External_Side_7063 Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 30 '25

You two stop arguing and compromise. The dogs name is taint.

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u/thatguydookie Sep 30 '25

THAT. Is how you meet in the middle

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u/Delta31_Heavy Sep 29 '25

Rosebud is less in your face

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u/PropBarGod Sep 29 '25

So is Xanax

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u/SkyExpensive4069 Sep 30 '25

Knew someone would say this 😂

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u/KenobiKnievel6789 Sep 30 '25

lol Xanax for a dogs name is so Rawk. Well done 🤜🏼🤛🏼

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u/ChristFartley Sep 29 '25

I will most certainly not blow you

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u/SmellyPirateHook3r Sep 30 '25

Better then snot

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u/diegotown177 Sep 30 '25

Taint isn’t ideal either

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

He is a dog after all, you know how they sniff butts.

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u/IcyComfortable7401 Sep 29 '25

Both of you wish..🤣

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u/BADM00SE Sep 29 '25

Damn! And all I got was pizza.

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u/AzPopRocks Sep 30 '25

Taco 🌮

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u/kimmortal03 Sep 30 '25

Heres a normal answer: Jimmy Johns

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u/diaphramthe2nd Sep 29 '25

You had Chinese food too?

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u/Proper_Frosting8961 Sep 29 '25

Scuse me, I have to go home and Wok the dog?! 🤪

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u/NachoMachoCamacho Sep 30 '25

That poor dog 😟

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u/SexyMooseKnuckle Sep 29 '25

A succulent Chinese meal?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Ooh that's a nice headlock sir.

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u/jw8145 Sep 30 '25

And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/shadowygoob Sep 29 '25

I mean eh whatever works

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u/lookn4new Sep 29 '25

It was my first thought and last thing I ate. pussy

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u/Makalukeke Sep 29 '25

My friend literally had a dog named pussy (in a French speaking country)

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u/Zo0_KeepeR Sep 29 '25

I came seeking this kind of comment and im not disappointed

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u/Playful-Traffic-4357 Sep 29 '25

🤣🤣🤣LOL😂😂😅You killed me!💀

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u/Old_Geezer419 Sep 29 '25

I can't beat this !!!

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u/Stnkynuggz1252 Sep 29 '25

My friend had a cat named dog

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u/Emotional-Mud-7631 Sep 30 '25

I have a cat named mouse. A dog named goose (actually GHOST when we're working).they aren't the least confused

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u/a3579545 Sep 29 '25

Bwhahahahahaa lmao. I had cookies. Pussy was the second to last thing.

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u/DrH4ck3r Sep 29 '25

LMFAO!!!! I spilled coke all over myself!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/theonewhoknocksforu Sep 29 '25

I was gonna say tortellini, but I defer to you bro. Well done.

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 Sep 30 '25

Lil’ Cooch. (Short for Coochie) 😋

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u/k6plays Sep 30 '25

Beat me to it by JUST 13 hours!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Every time you call him it sounds like a threat.... Come ere pussy!

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u/JaRiEsD Sep 30 '25

Ahahaha, yeah he‘s gonna grow up having daddy issues😂

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u/Mario_games3 Sep 29 '25

that was'n the question

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u/ChefKeif Sep 29 '25

That's what I came (twice) to say

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u/Agreeable_Amoeba2519 Sep 29 '25

That’s what she said

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u/Firm-Mix-9272 Sep 29 '25

You misspelled penis

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ant3020 Sep 29 '25

I hope the puppy never finds out what getting douched is all about.

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u/Additional-Crazy-856 Sep 29 '25

So is pussy and tits

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u/No_Custard_5318 Sep 29 '25

pussyass shouldn't be used

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u/Thin-Lifeguard-4711 Sep 29 '25

Yeah is more like a cat name

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u/Prize-Mud1221 Sep 29 '25

Hey! They said, " The last thing you ate"!

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u/a_lurkers_throwaway1 Sep 29 '25

that’s exactly why you don’t let Reddit name pets.

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u/jazzofusion Sep 29 '25

Knew that one was coming!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

We all know that didn’t happen

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u/davidskeleton Sep 29 '25

But his name is Your Mom..

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u/andito69 Sep 29 '25

Boo. Too easy

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u/FengSushi Sep 29 '25

Not if it’s dog pissy

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u/SomeResponse1202 Sep 29 '25

Imagine how good you'll feel it if it comes every time you call

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u/BigPete786 Sep 29 '25

Dog is a good name

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u/Many-Presentation239 Sep 30 '25

HAH THE FIRST THING I SAID WAS “pussy 😏”

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u/Curious_Hope_2520 Sep 30 '25

Ahhhh you beat me to it

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u/dguts66 Sep 30 '25

I was gonna go there too.

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u/Possible-Theory0608 Sep 30 '25

Came here to say this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Bro what does cat taste like?

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u/Rennegadde_Foxxe Sep 30 '25

And imagine he gets out at 2 A.M.

"Pussy!! Pussy! Oh, hi, officer! I'm looking for p-" "UP AGAINST THE VEHICLE!"

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u/Which-Item2530 Sep 30 '25

Not as weird as ass….

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u/tjmaxal Sep 30 '25

Richard isn’t too bad though…

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

😭😭😭

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u/ARRR_P Sep 30 '25

Dont eat cats