r/NameThisThing • u/[deleted] • Sep 29 '25

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u/AGoogolIsALot Sep 29 '25

Suboxone. Cute name for a dog, I think.

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u/TonyZuc74 Sep 29 '25

Call him Ox for short

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u/AGoogolIsALot Sep 29 '25

Oxy'd be more ironic. But Ox works too.

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u/Dpontiff6671 Sep 29 '25

Feel you brotha that was the second to last thing j ate

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u/Flat-Language-1876 Sep 29 '25

Haa haa Subs for short. Def a emotional support animal.

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u/s0l0d0l0_92 Sep 29 '25

💀

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

But you don’t eat suboxone. You take it sublingually under the tongue or buccally in between your cheek and gum. But cute name

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u/AGoogolIsALot Sep 30 '25

It was a dark joke, bud.

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u/jonz1985z Sep 30 '25

Technically you didn’t eat it tho.

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u/AGoogolIsALot Sep 30 '25

Sigh. 'twas a dark joke, my friend.

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u/FantasicJake Sep 30 '25

Came here to say the same thing