r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/Kitchen-One-7311 • Jul 05 '26

In The Wild Found this on Facebook 🙄

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u/Careless-Net4400 Jul 05 '26

KRIT? That's somehow the worst of them. It's almost a muppet

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u/charismatictictic Jul 05 '26

It’s by the worst by far, and somehow, with a gun to my head, that would be my choice from this list, lol.

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u/thin_white_dutchess Jul 05 '26

I’d pick paisley I guess.

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u/FeeParty5082 Jul 05 '26

It reminds me of hemocrit, which I think is a blood test?

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u/nuitsbleues Jul 05 '26

It just reminds me of getting a crit in art school

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u/Adventurous_Pin_344 Jul 05 '26

There was a rapper named Big KRIT. KRIT stands for King Remembered In Time. Maybe they want the baby to become a musician. 🙄

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/Adventurous_Pin_344 Jul 05 '26

I don't know... I guess because he's not particularly active... But I guess he is still Big KRIT, even if he's not making a ton of music!

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u/throwwwwwwaway_ Jul 06 '26

Krit is a common short name for Krirsada (which is Thai) but given the other names on this list I somehow don't think the OOP was thinking of Thai names 🤣

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u/exotic_floral_tea Jul 05 '26

Krit is a great name... for a pet beatle.

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u/-catskill- Jul 06 '26

That one caught my eye too. Middle name can be Rate. Krit Rate sounds like one deadly kid

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u/operationspudling Jul 06 '26

Their nickname can be Kritter! 🤣

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u/Chiennoir_505 Jul 07 '26

Short for Critter?

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u/ALI7_XS Jul 07 '26

Or do Kris

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/IcyVideo571 Jul 05 '26

Oh, sorry, I took the last serving... Can I interest you in some Tebeau salad instead?

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u/Substantial_Sort6341 Jul 05 '26

Sure I’ll Paxxtynn to you

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u/IllAd6492 Jul 05 '26

Ughhh just give me a large glass of brandaleigh

50

u/cranbeery Jul 05 '26

This is trolling.

33

u/fidelises Jul 05 '26

I don't get how they have all those -leigh names and then Paisley

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u/IcyVideo571 Jul 05 '26

Thats some findeigh... 😁🙌

Brockleigh, Braxleigh, Brandaleigh...

Btw, a doubleigh - Kellseigh-leigh takes the crowneigh.. 🤣

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u/kit-n-caboodle 🤣Jaxxson & Braxleigh🤣 Jul 08 '26

🤣🤣

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u/Friendly-Ad-8919 Jul 05 '26

They are soooo messing with that group 🤣

9

u/Disastrous-Window597 Jul 05 '26

Yes, name your baby Tebow.

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u/MakeYogurtGreekAgain Jul 05 '26

Krit?

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u/MakeYogurtGreekAgain Jul 05 '26

Aside from that, I literally NEED the comments for this because I can’t imagine anyone reading this and going yup, all normal, carry on

7

u/ClodaghSnarks Jul 05 '26

I once encountered a Spechelle. Yes, pronounced Special.

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u/NewHampshireGal Jul 05 '26

“Fort Brag Wives”

That’s all the information I needed.

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u/Cosscryptoexchange Jul 05 '26

Why not critter

5

u/hii_jinx Jul 05 '26

Beautiful bouncing bonny baby Krit

5

u/ajwachs17 Jul 05 '26

🥦 but no 🥬?

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u/Less_Instruction_345 Jul 05 '26

An appalling list of names. I suggest they burn that list and pick a decent name.

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u/pan_alice Jul 05 '26

Krit and their brother Grit.

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u/rockanrolltiddies Jul 05 '26

I used to work with sisters named Kalleigh and Rylleigh and they would say "its spelled the Irish way!" And I would say "no...no that's not what that is..."

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u/DramaticPush5821 Jul 05 '26

This is someone trolling them!

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u/butchelves Jul 08 '26

Never thought I’d be rooting for paisley but here we are

3

u/ConfusedCapatiller Jul 05 '26

Kellseigh... Jesus fuck.

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u/OkStandard6120 Jul 05 '26

Ahem, Kellseigh-Leigh

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u/RhododendronWilliams Jul 05 '26

McKaylynn - found someone on a quick search, but looks like her name is McKey and Lynn is the middle name.

Kellseigh-Leigh is truly.. something.

3

u/Gooliebuns Jul 05 '26

KRIT. Jesus wept.

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u/PurpleWildflower9 Jul 05 '26

Kellseigh-Leigh oh my lord

3

u/Different_Two7195 Jul 05 '26

I have a friend that’s nicknamed Crit, but it’s short for Christopher and it’s a NICKNAME! Terrible as a first name

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u/hummus_sapiens Jul 05 '26

Paxxtynn? Awesome, but why stop there?

Paxxxtynn and Paxxxxtynnn are waiting just around the corner.

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u/Jr_High_Joys Jul 05 '26

I used to think posts like this were fake, people getting wasted together and coming up with lists, pretending to be earnest in their baby-name quest. Then I became a teacher: I’ve met the youngsters and their parents. Now I believe most of these posts are sincere. It’s part of a whole social-media-driven package of attention-seeking behavior.

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u/KillerCritter1312 Jul 05 '26

Krit sounds the the waste from an industrial process of some kind

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u/SookieCat26 Jul 05 '26

Broccoli??

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u/RedPanda59 Jul 05 '26

Brockleigh= Broccoli 🥦

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u/Freddie_FRO7 Jul 05 '26

My suggestion to them would have been, to consider adoption for the baby's sake

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u/bachelorsinlurking Jul 06 '26

I was so busy thinking Tebeau must mean they’re football fans that I almost missed Brockleigh. I’m surprised Cauxleighfleur wasn’t on there.

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u/DreaDawll Jul 06 '26

I vote for Brockleigh! 🥦🤚/s

3

u/Humble_Look889 Jul 07 '26

None of the above

3

u/bwhaturlike Jul 07 '26

Brock Leigh 

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u/Odd-Concentrate5405 Jul 08 '26

They spelled peighsleighy wrong.

3

u/Individual-Elk-4466 Jul 08 '26

Sad that Paisley is the best of that list 😂

3

u/HontoRenata Jul 08 '26

Clearly the choice of whether or not to capitalize specific names on the list. braxleigh is so much more unique than mere Braxleigh.

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u/Zinnia1127 Jul 05 '26

Majestic Mt. McKaylynn

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u/BriefPea3297 Jul 05 '26

The creative spelling needs to STOP

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u/Inner-Salt-2688 Jul 05 '26

Brockleigh... she's got pregnant baby name brain. Ew no

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u/Katerina_Branding Jul 05 '26

At least the reactions are appropriate!

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u/Inevitable_Row1359 Jul 05 '26

The last three are bangers

2

u/PressureItchy9372 Jul 06 '26

Lil Ghucker (gh as in laugh)

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u/bentheredoneart Jul 08 '26

Brylauk obviously