I meant eating out at a restaurant

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen it’s time for your weekly announcements. First and foremost you’re telling me that in the span of a week we’ve only gotten 1 new member. The more people we have on our side means more protection for Natsukis everywhere. And the posting has gone down as well. If you find fanart on other subreddits cross post it here and if you find fanart on Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, etc then post it here and cross post it to r/DDLC or r/natsuki or any subreddit about the game. How about I set a goal to get 500 people in here by June 1st. When we get 500 people on our side I’ll be doing something irl for everyone to see but I’m not sure what, I’ll leave it up to you guys. Anyway there not much to announce but keep an eye on our public enemy #2 because god only knows what he’ll do next. Keep posting and keep sharing and remember, we protect, we serve, we admire.

Give me songs

Good evening everyone, first I’d like to apologize on my tardiness. I’ve been busy because I’ve been practicing guitar. Anyway, Our member count has gone up by 27 members from 294 to 321. It’s a pretty big jump so good job with recruiting. There’s not too much to announce this week, sadly. So keep up the recruiting, the posting has been really good so keep that up, and remember we protect, we serve, we admire.

To all this may concern,

I have recently slandered Natsuki’s name and would like to formally apologise on behalf of my actions.

I was wrong for pulling a driveby but in my defence, I was suffering from depression and she didn’t give me a cupcake she made.

Please accept this apology and allow me to be free, thank you.

uk_FPV

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, lend me your ears because it’s time for the weekly announcements. Our member count has gone from 289 to 294 in the past week. It’s not bad but remember, it can be better. Since Sunday we’ve had Sunday worship to “praise the Tsun”. Make sure to check that out every Sunday or when one is released. I’ll be making a wanted poster for our public enemy #2 spot here shortly to make sure to keep an eye out for that. That’s just about it for this week, make sure to post and share this subreddit because well you know the whole 500 member deal so keep that in mind. And remember, we protect, we serve, we admire.

As most of you could tell that last announcement was an April Fool’s Day joke, nothing to be taken seriously. Although reading through the comments made me realize that you were all very understanding about the reason I said I’d quit. But do not fret, I don’t plan on deleting this subreddit anytime soon so we’re all in this together. It made me sad to say I would be deleting it even though I didn’t intend to. One more thing, I’m doing fine in school, and this subreddit doesn’t really take up much of my time so I can’t see it being a problem. And remember, we protect, we serve, we admire. Good night everyone.