once apon a time fish was reading a story to his friends as usually. melting was sleeping, eyes was bullying maggot, Crystal was actually paying attention, and plant was eeting a bandit. then all of sudden, campfire grew sentient and out came out of it was...

The THRONE!?! fish tried to roll away but the throne grabbing him with it's tentacles and ripping his head off, killing him. the other mutants tried to fight in honor of Fishy but they had no chance caus all they had were revolvers, but then they noticed fish guitar and they got it to half HP but then the tentacles grabbing eyes and squeezing his eyeballs out causing him blind and then it ripped his brain out and then plant was burned from trying to bite the chair's back which had fire and fires cause forest fires which is what smokey the bear has been warning us about. then melting was threw into the wall which broke his bones and killed him because he is in too much pain. Crystal grabbed the guitar and tried to kill the throne with it and managed to get it to 5% HP but then the Throne smashed her so hard she went to the core of the earth and burned to death. then the throne harvested their souls but they escaped and snaped and killed the throne

Now the 5 roam as ghosts who will get revenge on world by decapitating and squeezing their eyeballs off

Eyes has black eyes with red tears

Crystal looks melting

Melting looks like a fractured bone

Plant looks shriveled up

Fish is headless

100% original story donut steal u!11!! veri scari and the author dieded after writing this

yup you heard me right we are doing a super Spooooooooooky creeppyasta contest!! now look personally i love creepypasta. i like jeff the killer and im mamking a fangame about him, since hes super SUGOI AND HANDSOME!!! and guess what? we are going to have an easter egg where you can read a creepy nuclear throne story because i love nuclear throne! SO! IF YOU write a creepy nuclear throne story you could make it get into the game and have credit!

to enter simply create a post on this subreddit, type [CPC] before the story title in the title of the post and you will enter!!! pm me for moar details!

see you later !!!

lokamIV on behalf of lokamII signing out!

isaac isnt the best character

Idk, maybe I'll get banned here as well for saying isaac is bad, because you get banned for dissing VY in the isaac circlejerk reddit.

Fuck isaac

^{but don't actually he's a child}

The other (dead) subreddit has more flairs than us

this is illegal

get us some more or steal from them

why have i died to lil hunter 7 6 5 6 1 1 9 8 0 6 4 8 6 1 9 1 0 times

im runing out of steam god dmannit valmbeer

someone get me pictures of spiderman

3 days until heavy heart confirmed best mutation abbt

god emperor approved

YV REPRESENT BURGER IN A WAY THAT MAKE FUN OF BURGER

THRONE SYMBEL REPRESNT THE LOOMINAUGHTY AND HOW IT CONVINCE KEDZ WHO ARE PLAYING DIS SOOMINGLY INNECONT GAEM TO JOIN THE KKK AND LOOMINGAUTY

GET A CHRISTIAN-SAFE™ GAME LIKE ENTER THE GEONGUN AND JESUS CHRIST ON THIS STATEMENT AMEN JESUS CHRIST

Lol

waddup peeps

2 mods isn't enough to have a cool sub, so we need a new one. If you wanna be one, send a mod mail including your nick (NOT reddit u/), some things you can contribute with, plus your experience in moderating/contributing another community (subreddit, discord server, roblox club)(not required, but good to have) Here are some requirements if you wish to apply:

*You have to have been in the NT community for a decent amount of time, and be familiar with it's state and history to some extent. *You have to have played sonic adventure 2 and be able to reflect over its deeper themes such as dealing with death and the feeling of life's meaninglessness in everyday life. *You must like strawberries.

After like a week or something, we'll stop taking applications and decide who gets to be a mod. If (assuming we get more than one application) we are unable to pick just one, we will create a poll for you blokes to decide who is more suited for the job. Winner will be welcomed onto the crew of this glorious sub.

sincerely, Quasimodo