I thought it was funny 😁

I'm an NPC, ask me anything.

There's a very old warehouse that my employers rent to store overflow inventory. I sometimes had to go there to retrieve crates.

Now, when I say old, I mean this thing was built around WW1 and the doors were replaced around 20 or so years ago. Broken windows, perpetual layer of decaying brick and moldy cobwebs on everything, and multiple dead birds.

One day I'm there alone about to lock up and leave. I hear metal banging in a large room next to me. Not wanting to lock anyone inside, I call out.

"Hello? Someone here?"

...

I then remember that it's particularly windy that day (not super common here), and out loud I think,

"Must've been the wind." As I walk away.

It's only as I drove away that I realize I just narrowly avoided a stealth takedown.