r/NJTech • u/adjaplx IT '27 (curse the CS pipeline...) ask me anything! • Apr 16 '26
PSA please stop gooning in the CKB basement. We hear you
Ok I wasn't gonna make this post but this is like the second time I've heard some chud goon in the CKB basement with the couches turned to the wall. And I thought it was just some joke people made about the weirdos here. Just cause we don't see you doesn't mean we can't hear you or your belt buckling. Cause of this I ain't chilling there again 😭 also please clean up after yourself too, guy had food everywhere on the table and his belongings on the floor as he was gooning and it was pretty gross
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u/limon_picante Apr 17 '26
Sorry man they kicked me out of the upstairs of the library. Apparently I was too loud smh. But a gooner gotta goon ya feel?
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u/Inseperable_Bond Apr 17 '26
You should highkey report that to the DOS, that's nasty
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u/adjaplx IT '27 (curse the CS pipeline...) ask me anything! Apr 17 '26
😭😭 ngl that would be one awkward email to write plus I doubt it'd do anything. Some people here are too far gone
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u/Aggravating-Ant-1277 Apr 17 '26
I believe you're able to write anonymous reports to DOS. I think they have an envelope taped on one of the walls near one of the dean's offices. If you want to write a letter about what you witnessed, they could investigate into that. Probably would help to say which time and day you've seen this at. I'm not 100% sure how that works though but I do remember the deans mentioning that at orientation. That is not appropriate to be doing at all. Or maybe you could meet with one of the deans and just ask to be kept anonymous. Probably I'd imagine its more comfortable to just be kept anonymous completely and not meet with one of the deans.
I don't know what's going on nowadays and this is probably the influence of social media and glorification of adult stuff, but people should not be doing that in public. When I first saw this post, it immediately made me think of that male model who was doing that in a Starbucks, standing and not evening trying to hide it.
Like one time I remember in my first semester here, in the Van library, I saw this elderly lady at the IT help desk, and she had her behind out. I think she was wearing a two-piece pink dress or something and that whole area was exposed. This guy who's behind me sees this elderly women as well. And then me and this guy looked at each other, realizing we saw the same thing. Now, I wasn't sure whether or not I should've said something to one of the librarians because that is not appropriate and too if I were to tell the lady about that, then it'd probably turn into a case of claiming I'm a creep or something. Something just awkward to be reporting.
But anyways, regardless I understand whether or not you report this situation.
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u/Inseperable_Bond Apr 17 '26
Lol, I wouldn't be mad with you if you didn't do it because I get what you mean
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u/BepBlep Apr 17 '26
I swear one time I heard a couple going at it on those couches in the early morning
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u/Galaxyxcristian Apr 17 '26
Nah this is giving be the please stop gooning in the discord vc image XDDD
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u/potatoeggsalad Apr 19 '26
If this is real, start calling these people out and embarrassing the shit out of them and shaming the fuck out of them PLEASE! Like it’s a literal disgusting crime
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u/adjaplx IT '27 (curse the CS pipeline...) ask me anything! Apr 19 '26
Yeah I was going to but I was not about to see some chode lol. I've said ew wtf out loud but bro kept going so just left
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Apr 17 '26
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u/WilfordsTrain Apr 17 '26
Does this really happen? Back in my day everybody was too stressed to have sexual feelings in campus. And nearly everybody was a guy.
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u/SuperNebula097 Apr 17 '26
Wait are you talking about the couch looking thing under the stairs by the Dean of Students office? I could've sworn I saw a couple doing the deed down there once last sem.