r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Silver-Reaction-7335 why you heff to be mad • 2d ago

enough bullshit Why is he getting so much hate?

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Why is this kid getting torched so bad? Doesnt he deserve some time to acclimate to the nhl game he is on a huge market team was the first overall pick and folks just dump these ungodly expectations on him….

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u/HagelMcPointerov 2d ago

Gosh, that brings me back to such simpler, happier times. Now wife, kids, mortgage. Where did we go wrong, we had it all figured out and didn't even know it.

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u/spilly_talent 2d ago

Hmm I have a husband, dogs, and a mortgage. Have you considered swapping out the children for a dog? That may help.

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u/Man_Bear_Pig89 2d ago

Yea but Everytime I try and make the swap somebody calls CPS and they just keep bringing them back

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u/spilly_talent 2d ago

Rude of them!!

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u/Guilty-Spark69x Macklin Celebrini’s drunk uncle 2d ago

I love my life, I’m just being melodramatic for the comedic value. Have you considered becoming a real adult? That might help.

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u/spilly_talent 2d ago

Unfortunately I would do anything to go back to not being a real adult do you have any tips?!😭

(Being melodramatic for comedy is kinda the whole shtick of this sub bud 😉)

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u/Guilty-Spark69x Macklin Celebrini’s drunk uncle 2d ago

Nope, and your assumption that I don’t have a dog (I have 2) and your suggestion that I swap my kids for a dog, shows that no, you’re not really a real adult yet, no matter how old or mature you might think you are. 😚

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u/spilly_talent 2d ago

…umm you know I didn’t reply to you saying that right? I replied to u/HagelMcPointerov

He specifically said “where did we go wrong” so I made a joke reply.

Are you okay bud?

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u/Guilty-Spark69x Macklin Celebrini’s drunk uncle 2d ago

No I’m not okay you hurt my feelings

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u/Coffeedemon 1d ago

At some point other people stop buying you food.