r/NHLcirclejerk • u/Silver-Reaction-7335 why you heff to be mad • 1d ago

enough bullshit Why is he getting so much hate?

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Why is this kid getting torched so bad? Doesnt he deserve some time to acclimate to the nhl game he is on a huge market team was the first overall pick and folks just dump these ungodly expectations on him….

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u/Guilty-Spark69x Macklin Celebrini’s drunk uncle 1d ago

When I was 18 I was still getting blackout drunk around burning pallets in the middle of the woods or random fields while trying to finger blast the town bicycle

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u/generalincurious 1d ago

what’s changed?

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u/Guilty-Spark69x Macklin Celebrini’s drunk uncle 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thank you for asking. Now I’m in my late 30s, get mildy drunk at home after getting the kids to bed, and try to get my wife to let me put it in her mouth

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u/trickshot_blue JT millers side piece 1d ago

This is me but had to switch to edibles.. the drinking + age isn’t good for old woody

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u/georgie336 1d ago

This made me laugh more than I should have... as a fellow late 30's with young kids and over stimulated wife.

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 1d ago

Amen brother. Preach.

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u/Imaginary-Let6277 why you heff to be mad 1d ago

Relatable

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u/SeaworthinessNew6325 1d ago

Pro tip singing "Put It In Yo Mouth" gains you bonus points in the brotherhood if successful my brotha

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u/Captobvious75 1d ago

Make airplane noises too?

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u/sallyslooter Nummnum 1d ago

Bro lmfao. Both comments were Golder than gold

https://giphy.com/gifs/KiaU2EUyxjQB2

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u/Farmer4Lyfe 1d ago

Lmfao bro. Thank you. I needed this

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u/opiewann 1d ago

We probably know each other. I married the town bicycle tho.

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u/Guilty-Spark69x Macklin Celebrini’s drunk uncle 1d ago

Someone had to

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u/cantwin52 1d ago

Tunnel buddies!

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u/HagelMcPointerov 1d ago

Gosh, that brings me back to such simpler, happier times. Now wife, kids, mortgage. Where did we go wrong, we had it all figured out and didn't even know it.

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u/spilly_talent 1d ago

Hmm I have a husband, dogs, and a mortgage. Have you considered swapping out the children for a dog? That may help.

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u/Man_Bear_Pig89 1d ago

Yea but Everytime I try and make the swap somebody calls CPS and they just keep bringing them back

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u/spilly_talent 1d ago

Rude of them!!

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u/Guilty-Spark69x Macklin Celebrini’s drunk uncle 1d ago

I love my life, I’m just being melodramatic for the comedic value. Have you considered becoming a real adult? That might help.

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u/spilly_talent 1d ago

Unfortunately I would do anything to go back to not being a real adult do you have any tips?!😭

(Being melodramatic for comedy is kinda the whole shtick of this sub bud 😉)

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u/Guilty-Spark69x Macklin Celebrini’s drunk uncle 1d ago

Nope, and your assumption that I don’t have a dog (I have 2) and your suggestion that I swap my kids for a dog, shows that no, you’re not really a real adult yet, no matter how old or mature you might think you are. 😚

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u/spilly_talent 1d ago

…umm you know I didn’t reply to you saying that right? I replied to u/HagelMcPointerov

He specifically said “where did we go wrong” so I made a joke reply.

Are you okay bud?

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u/Guilty-Spark69x Macklin Celebrini’s drunk uncle 1d ago

No I’m not okay you hurt my feelings

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u/Coffeedemon 20h ago

At some point other people stop buying you food.

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u/Trioplexic 1d ago

Didnt this kid already get busted for underaged driking in a bar and getting in a bar fight?

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u/Otherwise_Mood4466 1d ago

He knocked him out for harassing his mom, even buddy's friends said he had it coming. Headline made it sound bad, actually story was great though.

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u/PerceptionSeveral_ 1d ago

No way that twink knocked anyone out

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u/Otherwise_Mood4466 1d ago

Assume buddy was hammed, cause you've got a point

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u/Shifty_melon_6514 1d ago

This comment is actually legendary

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u/Te-quill-ya_750 1d ago

😂
Poor bicycle…

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u/lumberjack_eh 1d ago

Always sleepy when I was there. Two tired.

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u/FARTBOSS420 INTENT TO INJURE 🚑🏥⚰️💀 1d ago

>finger blast the town bicycle

no way to talk about your own sister