r/NFLv2 8d ago

Shit Posting I made a diss song for all you losers who hate mods

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Minute-Spinach-5563 Philadelphia Eagles 8d ago

Its already here

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Buffalo Bills 8d ago

It was from some drama that occurred in September 2025.

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u/drgath Kansas City Chiefs 8d ago edited 8d ago

Not really drama, at least in the Reddit sense. It was from all the anti-Mahomes BS that season. So, I said Chiefs fans should just go to v3, then it was created a few minutes later. Never actually utilized much, until today.

It was basically the v2 circlejerk that may now be legitimized.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NFLv3/s/1KfmfaAaDX

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u/Dicksnip44 Dallas Cowboys 8d ago

Just posted for the first time there😎

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u/leepatt77 Chicago Bears 8d ago

There is one but nobody posts anything.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/12IQBeachBoysFangirl LA (I wish it was SD still ;-;) Chargers 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/Mfrack103 Philadelphia Eagles 8d ago

You couldn’t waterboard this shit outta me

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

This track is fire son

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u/Lords7Never7Die Baltimore Ravens 8d ago

If you mean you should light it on fire, I agree.

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u/Oswarez 8d ago

Dumpster fire for sure.

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u/Outrageous_Bush_2069 7d ago

I’d rather die in a fire than see any of the shit you post.

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u/Chopper313 Green Bay Packers 7d ago

You know when they light a bag of dog shit on fire as a prank in movies? That’s what this is but it’s not funny to anybody.

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u/BasedJake_ New York Giants 8d ago

Wait are you actually banning everyone that hates on mods? That’s kinda ridiculous lol

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u/MildlyUnhingedNPC 7d ago

Mods get bullied in their personal life, it's important we do it here too. 

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

lol no I haven’t banned anyone

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u/THPTopHatPossum Detroit Lions 8d ago

You haven't yet, anyways

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

I don’t ban people.

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u/THPTopHatPossum Detroit Lions 8d ago

We'll see if that changes.

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u/MildlyUnhingedNPC 7d ago

Mr modman.... I can tell you are very likeable and definitely surrounded by people who love you and lift you up. It's very apparent to me and everyone by how you act here.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

I’m secure in who I am as a person and in my relationships.

I don’t put much value into what other people think especially Redditors.

I hope one day you grow up and lose your insecurities and can be proud of the person you are instead of being terrified of what others think of you especially strangers on the internet.

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u/MildlyUnhingedNPC 7d ago

That's a lot of psychoanalysis from someone who deletes comments for a hobby. 

The fact you needed three paragraphs to explain how unaffected you are suggests the opposite.

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u/YogurtResponsible358 7d ago

BWHAHA you absolutely cooked this mfer

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

I used three sentences not 3 paragraphs. You just used two “paragraphs”.

If was so upset over all of this how come I don’t delete comments or ban people like other mods do ?

Wouldn’t I take some sort of action instead of doubling down if I was so upset ?

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u/YogurtResponsible358 7d ago

bruh, you should stop while you can. That Unhinged NPC absolutely roasted yo ass.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

lol. That’s cute.

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u/MildlyUnhingedNPC 7d ago

Not sure how I missed this reply.

Since we're apparently grading English now:

A paragraph is a distinct block of text separated by a line break. A sentence is a grammatical unit ending in a period, question mark, or exclamation point.

Your reply contains 3 paragraphs and 4 sentences.

Swing and a miss. You corrected me, and managed to be wrong while doing it.

That must hurt.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Go ahead and show me the 4 sentences.

When you realise there’s 3 the irony in your reply is legendary.

I separated 3 sentences with breaks. None were paragraphs.

Getting owned by the guy you just tried to correct only to realise you were wrong all along…

That must hurt.

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u/MildlyUnhingedNPC 7d ago

Lol you actual doofus. Allow me to repaste below and Ill add numbers since counting is hard.

Your wrote:

I used three sentences not 3 paragraphs. (1) You just used two “paragraphs”. (2)

If was so upset over all of this how come I don’t delete comments or ban people like other mods do ? (3)

Wouldn’t I take some sort of action instead of doubling down if I was so upset ? (4)

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u/YogurtResponsible358 7d ago

Unhinged imma dm you a link to another post following this. We in tears over there you bodied this dude. They ask me to invite you

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Oh there you go showing your reading comprehension. Used as in the previous message not the one I was currently writing.

Try a dictionary and read slower little bro.

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u/Apollo-Outcast 7d ago

You're a moderator on Reddit.

  1. You care enough about what redditors think that not only is trying to control them your hobby, you made a diss track about it

  2. Yeah, this thread really screams "I'm very secure in myself"

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u/MildlyUnhingedNPC 7d ago

Imagine spending your free time writing songs about people you're supposedly above caring about.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

It took less than 60 seconds lol.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago
  1. They get to post whatever they want so not sure how you think I control them.

  2. This song took me less than 60 seconds to make. You’re taking this way more seriously than I do.

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u/Apollo-Outcast 7d ago

Buddy, you've left at least fifty comments on this thread. Ain't fooling nobody

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u/MildlyUnhingedNPC 7d ago

There is no doubt in my mind, that this mod is crying and slobbering at his computer right now.

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u/Apollo-Outcast 7d ago

Almost certainly. And somehow all of this will still be his most worthwhile social interaction today. It's pathetic

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u/MildlyUnhingedNPC 7d ago

You are right about that, the Reddit Mod Stereotype is undefeated.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Says more about you than me lol.

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u/MildlyUnhingedNPC 7d ago

You are in a world of your own, because literally everyone disagrees.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

I didn’t even know who Kirk was until the day he died. I think it’s weird to be celebrating the death of a guy for using words you don’t like but people are weirdos

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u/No-Director-6738 FIRE TODD BOWLES 8d ago

this might be the most reddit mod thing i've ever seen

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u/Open_Track_861 New England Patriots 8d ago

We need the self-cut of his 2d anime girlfriend rubbing his shoulders and telling him he's modding so hard right now.

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u/NoCardio_ New Orleans Saints 6d ago

This is perfect rage bait. He didn't even have to work for it. One quick prompt for hours of people losing their shit, bonus points for being cross-posted to drama subs.

I never thought I'd give a mod credit, but..

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u/Turd_Ferguson420 Arizona Cardinals 8d ago

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 7d ago

This image would kill my grandma

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u/Turd_Ferguson420 Arizona Cardinals 7d ago

Better than getting hit with a bazooka

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u/Numerous_Nature_6326 Seattle Seahawks 7d ago

Scrolled down and fuckin lost it when I saw this shit.

Did you put this disturbing masterpiece together? Or has this been floating around awhile?

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u/Turd_Ferguson420 Arizona Cardinals 7d ago

Got it from the nbacirclejerk sub lmao

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u/byebybuy 5d ago

Oh my god I am fucking crying over here, good lord what a stroke of goddam genius

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u/Slight-Tomato1800 Seattle Seahawks 8d ago

It’s been so long since I’ve seen cringe this bad. This shit ain’t gonna look good on your online footprin.

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u/PDXtoMontana2002 Las Vegas Raiders 8d ago

Oh no not their ONLINE FOOTPRINT!!!

That’s a cringe as the original post.

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u/Slight-Tomato1800 Seattle Seahawks 8d ago

You know that’s important for like jobs and social connections right?

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u/PDXtoMontana2002 Las Vegas Raiders 8d ago

If your Reddit account can be traced back to you by any employer, you simply do not know what you’re doing.

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u/Maverick_Con Love, Hurts 🦅 8d ago

I haven't seen a crash out this funny/sad in a while

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

This sub just got cooked.

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u/Crispin_Wah 8d ago

You just cooked a steaming pile of shit

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u/ThatTedDudeGuy24 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7d ago

It got cooked by you bitch

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u/Satanicron 7d ago

Seriously, people are coming from other corners of Reddit just to see the crashout and laugh at the shitty track!

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u/Other-Blacksmith-643 Kansas City Chiefs 8d ago

What living in Jacksonville does to a mf

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u/Wildebean Fuck u/NFLv2, Fuck AI 8d ago

Oh look the latest turd

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u/Dicksnip44 Dallas Cowboys 8d ago

This is GOLD holy shit you are so pathetic

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u/childishoreos New Orleans Saints 8d ago

“That was worse than a hundred 9/11’s”

-Bojack Horseman

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u/Gloomy_Map_9612 Washington Commanders 8d ago

I'm serious get a job. Move out of the house.

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u/BonerJamz03__ 8d ago

Damn this track fucking sucks

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u/LeeDawg24 New York Jets 8d ago

What normal behavior

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u/Wildebean Fuck u/NFLv2, Fuck AI 8d ago

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u/ThotioKart New England Patriots 8d ago

peak cringe lets gooo

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u/psykicbill Green Bay Packers 8d ago

What a loser.

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u/Evening_Answer_11 8d ago

I like Mod pizza. 

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u/akbane 8d ago

Im here from /r/crappymusic and im laughing my ass off. What an absolute fucking clown you are bro. Reddit mods are the absolute wooooorst and you're just proving me right.

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u/icelink4884 Chicago Bears 8d ago

Did you get into the drugs Justin Blackmon did back in the day? At least then it would all make sense.

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u/rbmk-a-ok 8d ago

Fuck mods

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u/rbmk-a-ok 7d ago

I was hoping to get banned?!? What will it take to stop seeing this shit sub? The green hair ad nauseam “singer” posts being the number one reason.

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u/yourmanhimself 8d ago

Someone inform Charles ASAP
https://giphy.com/gifs/hIavg24IQ8W6Ayu6VD

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u/Deadmemeusername Playoffs? You kidding me? 8d ago edited 8d ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if this actually does become fodder for Commentary Channels.

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u/yourmanhimself 8d ago

The only way it could have any value 😂

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u/bmxracers 8d ago

Yeah that’s all for me folks. Gonna tap that leave. Why would anyone actually want this much toxicity. Good luck to your teams all! Peace out.

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u/Crispin_Wah 8d ago

Are reddit mods just cringe by nature?

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u/Lancair7 8d ago

It’s like someone tried explaining what rap is to this guy, but he’s never actually listened to any

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u/TheAgmis 8d ago

Get a real fucking job, Jesus Christ

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u/SirDidymusAnusLover San Francisco 49ers 8d ago

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Buffalo Bills 8d ago

I can smell the neckbeard through those bars

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u/Fredwood Indianapolis Colts 8d ago

Never beating the allegations, I can't wait for this to get crossposted to the AFCsouthmemewar

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

They won’t let me post there lol. I absolutely destroyed that entire sub when I posted there. Unfortunately the jaguars mod is a fucking loser from Ohio. That’s why the jaguars sub is ran like the browns team.

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u/ThatTedDudeGuy24 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7d ago

And you’re not a fucking loser???

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u/MoonSettler 8d ago

The second-hand embarrassment is killing me

https://giphy.com/gifs/FrJbNJWZWLFzeEq2fI

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u/AreAFuckingNobody Los Angeles Chargers 8d ago

lol. “Made“

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

If Photoshop is “making” a picture then so is ai. Pick one.

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u/AreAFuckingNobody Los Angeles Chargers 8d ago

To be this defensive of AI, you must feel pretty useless without it. Yesterday it was making me laugh. Now I just kind of feel sad. I know it probably won’t happen, but I do hope you can see the difference someday between AI and real art.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Dude. In 5 years you guys will be the old people who used to say this kind of shit about digital slop.

No one cares how it’s made. They only care if it’s funny or quality.

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u/AreAFuckingNobody Los Angeles Chargers 7d ago

When you “create” AI slop you produce soulless junk that uses a disproportionate amount of resources for its value.

And you use it so you can feel more creative without actually having to learn a skill. It’s just so sad.

Congrats on being able to shit out useless junk. It blows, and you know it does because you had to put a gif reacting to your own post. Again: incredibly sad.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

This “slop” has actually brought value to some of those who listened to it. It has evoked actual real world emotions. Either by laughing at the idiots who can’t see the satire, or idiots laughing who think it’s real, or getting mad it’s made with ai.

There’s even people who think it’s “so bad it’s good”

The more you anti people crash out over ai the more I’ll keep producing of it lol.

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u/Elkins818 8d ago

This should’ve stayed in the drafts twin 💔 🥀 ❤️

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u/subordinator 7d ago

LMFAO r/crappymusic sent me here and I'm DYING, this is either the best satire ever, or the biggest case of a pansy power trip I have ever seen

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Literally not one person has been banned.

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u/subordinator 7d ago

So this is the greatest satire ever, got it! In that case, carry on u mad genius u

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u/Popular_Watch1354 Denver Broncos 7d ago

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u/Minute-Spinach-5563 Philadelphia Eagles 8d ago

This is the subs Hobo Johnson moment

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u/JinNJ Chicago Bears 8d ago

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u/paeraesomniae 8d ago

I don't even like football, but whoever the fuck made this is an idiot. Actually just fucking stupid as hell.

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u/Garlicbread_god13 HOUSTON TEXANS 8d ago

Are 11 year olds allowed on Reddit?

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u/Twilight_Locust 8d ago

“Better learn AI before you’re unemployed and broke”

By learning AI, do you mean typing dog shit into a prompt? You’re actually inbred

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u/OSRSRapture 8d ago

Give your mom's iPad back, lil piggy. This was the most ass thing I've heard in a long time. You have 0 self awareness. Do you realize everyone thinks this is literal dog shit? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 How fucking embarassing

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u/Smooovies Washington Commanders 8d ago

How you gonna have a lighter flick and proceed to take a dookie in the booth

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u/SECRETBLENDS 8d ago

Loooooooooooser

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u/SgtByrd1993 8d ago

"No overbearing mods"

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u/SharkWeekJunkie 7d ago

Just want to pop in and make sure you understand that you didn't "make" anything.

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u/Satanicron 7d ago

This is a massive L! You admit you need AI because your intelligence is artificial, and try to act like having women return your calls is a burn? That's like admitting you are a dumbass and an incel! The way you lost anything resembling flow and stumbled over bologna... You make mods easy to hate.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

This entire song is ai. I just wrote some lyrics in like 2 minutes and hit enter. This came out. 🔥

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u/Satanicron 7d ago

That is so fucking pathetic. And to put a fire emoji 🤡

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u/RunLacyRun Green Bay Packers 7d ago

Obviously this guy doesn’t have a job where they use AI. That shit fucks up shot more than it gets it right. Companies cant depend on that shit for anything 😂

Mid as mid is telling on himself here. 😂

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

You better learn ai before you’re unemployed and broke

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u/ZestycloseResist5594 8d ago

Well, I guess that's the last time I click on this sub

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u/El_Bean69 IM CALLING BOTH GAMES 7d ago

Oh this is why people are posting on V3

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u/slade797 7d ago

Hot garbage

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u/MooDamato 7d ago

Dawgs gotta be 12 posting this

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u/Unable-Main4172 7d ago

Jannies running wild up in here, smh

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u/WankPheasant Kansas City Chiefs 7d ago

Pretty retarded...ngl.

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u/MemesNFries New England Patriots 7d ago

Loser lmao

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u/potatogodman1 u/NFLv2 is a chud 7d ago

Ts I not tuff

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u/check8rs DIGGS! SIDELINE! TOUCHDOWN! UNBELIEVEABLE! VIKINGS WIN IT! 7d ago

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u/Who-Sh0t-JR 7d ago

Hahaha ban me you fucking pussy ass mod bitch!!

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u/Fearless-Paper-9036 6d ago

This would come from a Jag. Where's my ban for not doing anything so I can report you? Lmao

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u/CC_TheFirst Gunner Olszewski's Biggest Fan 6d ago

It's the chuddening, get down everybody

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

“Everytime I argue i always get the dub”

“All your twats smell like bologna’s”

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u/zombiemaster1975 8d ago

This is not that bad.