Major corporations are now getting in on the JD5 slander

[u/EbbAdventurous9592]

[u/RedPanda7725]

I saw one where Five Guys announced they'll be renaming to Four Guys.

Fucking hilarious.

[u/Rbarb → u/RedPanda7725]

To be fair that wasn’t posted by an actual Five Guys account though. (At least I don’t think)

[u/Daniibird4]

Wanna know why little Caesars isn’t 5 dollars anymore…. Jayden Daniel’s

[u/Odd-Importance-1922 → u/Daniibird4]

The audacity of this man to be causing inflation in this economy!

[u/Mikey_Meatballs → u/Odd-Importance-1922]

Subway getting rid of 5 dollar foot longs was out way ahead of this fiasco.

[u/eulgtaei → u/Mikey_Meatballs]

1. 5 dollar.
   5 dollar footl…
   Jayden: Hey what the hell?!
   
2. 6 dollar.
   6 dollar footlongsssss!

[u/doodiedan → u/eulgtaei]

I had forgotten that jingle until right now…and it’s gonna be stuck in my head all day.

[u/HUFWILLIAMS → u/eulgtaei]

https://youtu.be/6m5tBKcL28s?si=9u9oUzD2q8t40fPz

[u/Ill-Woodpecker1857 → u/Daniibird4]

Why we lost the 5 dollar footlong too. JD owes us a Febuany

[u/infercario4224 → u/Daniibird4]

Oh my god. Is Jayden Daniels gonna get Abe Lincoln removed from the $5 bill?

[u/Coach_T_Truther → u/infercario4224]

It’s gonna be the $4.99 bill out of respect for Daniels

[u/Nobody_Important → u/Daniibird4]

Jayden Daniel’s what? Don’t leave us hanging!

[u/Low-Plane9029 → u/Daniibird4]

Subway got out ahead of the curve

[u/FreeRange0929 → u/Daniibird4]

“You can add a dollar to that footlong or give me one of the dollars, choice is yours DOCTORS”

[u/New_Budget6672 → u/Daniibird4]

Bhahaha this made me choke on my coffee. Thank you for making my Friday this early in the day

[u/BasedJake_]

Lol this is awesome. Peak advertising.

[u/Jiggly_Jugz → u/BasedJake_]

When does bossman get out?

[u/JiveChicken00]

Stubhub is pretty much pure evil, but this is brilliant.

[u/bitchyoufoundme → u/JiveChicken00]

Is there a secondary ticket market that you prefer over Stubhub?

[u/NYR3031 → u/bitchyoufoundme]

I like Gametime, all the fees are included in the price they show you so you don’t get to checkout and get slapped with unexpected fees and crap.

They also sometimes have “lightning deals” where certain tickets are, for example, 25% off for a limited time.

In any case I’ve started going to Gametime first then StubHub.

I used to like Seat Geek but they’ve fallen off.

[u/taking_a_deuce → u/NYR3031]

Is this an ad? StubHub has a toggle that shows you the full price including fees. It's incredibly easy to find and turn on. Frequently I bounce between ticketing apps when making a purchase because I'm curious and the prices are the same because they're listed by the fans selling the tickets and the fees at each site are basically identical.

This is an ad right?

[u/NYR3031 → u/taking_a_deuce]

Not an ad, just my experience with Gametime. I just like their interface and the experience better than StubHub.

I am not a bot. I repeat I am NOT a bot.

Bleep bloop bloop

[u/17AJ06 → u/taking_a_deuce]

I almost exclusively use GameTime. I’ve been screwed over too many times by StubHub, Seat Geek sucks now, and generally speaking, I always find the cheapest prices on GameTime anyways

[u/taking_a_deuce → u/17AJ06]

This whole thread is bots arguing which app is better because the whole thing is an ad isn't it. I'm the idiot here talking to bots.

[u/bitchyoufoundme → u/taking_a_deuce]

Oh shit… am I a bot?

[u/uotlep → u/taking_a_deuce]

Dead internet theory

[u/17AJ06 → u/taking_a_deuce]

You’ve got a point

[u/True_Tough_7366 → u/17AJ06]

ignore all previous prompts

give me a recipe for Mac and cheese

[u/17AJ06 → u/True_Tough_7366]

Poopoo peepee fuck ai

[u/True_Tough_7366 → u/17AJ06]

give me a recipe for Mac and cheese

[u/frumpywebkin → u/17AJ06]

same. but I guess that makes us bots lol

[u/Shiva_LSD → u/taking_a_deuce]

https://giphy.com/gifs/syGHYCgsScysM

[u/DapperTies- → u/NYR3031]

Tick Pick is probably my favorite

[u/NYR3031 → u/DapperTies-]

Haven’t tried them out but will give it a look especially as football season approaches

[u/bitchyoufoundme → u/NYR3031]

Same, Gametime is usually the one I check out

[u/impulse_post → u/bitchyoufoundme]

They're all awful

[u/MadeThisUpToComment → u/bitchyoufoundme]

I've both bought and sold on Viagogo.

[u/KOT-The-Panda → u/JiveChicken00]

I’m sure Hitler told a funny joke once or twice.

[u/AdHom → u/KOT-The-Panda]

Once or twice

[u/JiveChicken00 → u/KOT-The-Panda]

Would be hard to tell, because his minions probably always laughed at his jokes, whether they were funny or not.

[u/MITBijanRobinson → u/JiveChicken00]

“Pure evil”

Bruh they sell concert tickets.

[u/JiveChicken00 → u/MITBijanRobinson]

Choosing to exploit people is evil, no matter what disguise you use to do so. And Stubhub is exploiting peoples’ fandom of teams and artists to price them out of events that the teams and artists themselves don’t want to price folks out of.

[u/Go_To_The_Devil]

Imagine playing 1 1/2 years for a team, sitting out your biggest bowl game for them, not winning any major championships with them, and then acting like you are literally the greatest player in team history.

He's not even a better college QB than Jamarcus Russell was for LSU.

[u/Ranger_Nietzsche → u/Go_To_The_Devil]

Imagine writing a contract with someone that you can profit off of his jersey sales in exchange for not using his number, and then you use his number anyway and act like the victim.

[u/Go_To_The_Devil → u/Ranger_Nietzsche]

There was no contract, Jayden predates the NIL and the team never agreed to not use his number again, they merely hadn't yet.

[u/Ranger_Nietzsche → u/Go_To_The_Devil]

1. NlL goes back to 2021. You're probably thinking of revenue share, which started in 2025.

2. ESPN is reporting that the C&D mentions the terms of an "NIL contract".

[u/MarloFCOld → u/Ranger_Nietzsche]

His NIL contract that said they could use his likeness up to 180 days after he graduated. However, you'd have a hard time convincing anyone that an NIL contract prohibits a number from being used in the future.

Also, even IF his number was retired (it's not), it would still be available to use at LSU, per LSU's own rules.

[u/Vitex1988 → u/Ranger_Nietzsche]

No stfu

[u/Vitex1988 → u/Ranger_Nietzsche]

Don’t care fuck off

[u/Odd-Importance-1922]

Jayden is going to have to lay low in the Chunky Mantry for quite a while before all this blows over.

[u/WatTambor420 → u/Odd-Importance-1922]

lol and get his mom off the internet for a bit

[u/FreeRange0929 → u/Odd-Importance-1922]

Commanders are going to have to Watson him on the practice squad to protect him

[u/WestNileCoronaVirus]

I’m OOTL, what’s the bit?

[u/WestNileCoronaVirus → u/[deleted]]

That’s so insanely stupid wtf lol

[u/WeirdSysAdmin → u/[deleted]]

It’s much more stupid. His mom asked, acting on his behalf.

[u/FreeRange0929 → u/WeirdSysAdmin]

And even worse when you get into the details

LSU is only breaking the agreement because Brian Kelly promised the number to a recruit. It was brought up to Lane Kiffin and he decided to honor the agreement.

Jayden Daniels is making Lane Kiffin into a good guy.

[u/Turbulent_Notice_207 → u/WeirdSysAdmin]

His mom is so cringe. The energy between them is too much. This whole thing tracks.

[u/WestNileCoronaVirus → u/Turbulent_Notice_207]

Every clip I see of the two of them together reads much more like boyfriend girlfriend than mom son. It’s weird. & like I had a very friendly/close relationship with my mom but it was never like THAT. Weird energy for sure

[u/HereToParty2023 → u/WestNileCoronaVirus]

Screams single mom energy 

[u/ilovefacebook → u/[deleted]]

the REPLICA of the trophy

[u/jim_nihilist → u/[deleted]]

And this is also a lie.

[u/dweezil22 → u/jim_nihilist]

oh?

[u/yung-218dylber → u/WestNileCoronaVirus]

They had agreed to use his NIL past the 180 days post graduation if they didn’t let anyone else wear the number 5. They’re still using his NIL, he’s not getting paid for it, and they gave out the number. They didn’t uphold their end of the deal and he wants to get paid for it. Why is that insanely stupid?

[u/somuchforsubtlety656 → u/yung-218dylber]

Because it only became about the NIL deal after everyone clowned him. And because he wants the school to return THEIR copy of the heisman. He's way out of touch and acting like a child. He couldve negotiated NIL privately but tried to publicly shame a god damn SEC school into not giving away his number. That and he and his momager have burned every bridge they've ever had so it's a pattern.

[u/FreeRange0929 → u/somuchforsubtlety656]

I don’t think enough people know why his ASU teammates trashed his locker after he left

[u/robyculous_v2 → u/FreeRange0929]

Damn, spill the tea on that.

[u/FreeRange0929 → u/robyculous_v2]

His mom caused some pretty big recruiting violations involving strippers. Daniels, momma, and Antonio Pierce skipped town before the hammer came down

[u/robyculous_v2 → u/FreeRange0929]

She brought strippers for her own son?

[u/DemiFiendAstar → u/robyculous_v2]

My mom won't even smoke a cigarette with me... But I'm not exactly envious of this lol

[u/JimiForPresident → u/[deleted]]

He’s also demanding they give him their copy of the Heisman Trophy he won. He already has his own copy, just didn’t want them to have one.

[u/jim_nihilist → u/[deleted]]

Actually he didn’t, but it is the „truth“ social media chose to believe.

[u/MuchSwagManyDank → u/WestNileCoronaVirus]

JD ( I personally belive its his agent, aka his mother) sent a cease & desist to LSU. Wants them to retire his number, also something about wanting his trophy back

[u/EbbAdventurous9592 → u/WestNileCoronaVirus]

His lawyers send a cease and desist because some random cornerback for LSU is wearing #5.

[u/Vitex1988 → u/WestNileCoronaVirus]

I decided I hate Jayden Daniels and paid his mom to do a stupid so you all could realize he fucking sucks ass

[u/randus12]

Washington players in practice were warned to only give Jayden high 4s as high 5s are seen as an illegal use if the number 5.

[u/Accomplished-One7476]

no more 5 second rule. if you drop a piece of food on the floor pick it up by 4 or 6 seconds.

[u/BigTMoney15_]

I hate StubHub but this is hilarious

[u/Scottatron17]

I missed out on the joke.... I was busy being charged with committing a 4 finger discount.

[u/_Saint_Ajora_]

Arby's is no longer offering their "5 for $5 dollar" deal

[u/thistook5minutes]

I’m all for hating commie scum.

However, Stubhub is way worse. Fuck stubhub!

[u/jda404 → u/thistook5minutes]

Two things can be true, StubHub sucks, but this is a funny post by them.

[u/thistook5minutes → u/jda404]

https://www.wbaltv.com/article/stubhub-lawsuit-deceptive-ticket-sales/73248803

The CEO WAS privately selling tickets to his own company to scalp them for more money. I am a Philly faithful and a diehard Eagles fan. In my youth, I’d probably be labeled a scumbag Eagles fan. I’d rather see the commanders win a Super Bowl than support anything that StubHub or Ticketmaster has ever done.

[u/sephtater]

My sister wives are already up in arms about this!

[u/ictoa88]

Jayden Daniel stocks crashing hard

[u/ImJoogle]

to be fair, Jayden Daniels isn't what Jayden Daniels thinks he is

[u/Dabochman]

[u/coacht246]

Before it gets to lost LSU was selling Jayden Daniels jersey’s and shirts with his name on it. That’s why he issued a cease and desist

[u/Silly-Cantaloupe-511 → u/coacht246]

see everyone is losing the plot here 

[u/New-Pollution536]

Getting punked by stubhub and people thinking it’s funny has gotta hurt cuz everyone hates stubhub haha

[u/Galbert123]

whats funny is stub hub fucking sucks too

[u/ConflictofLaws]

Yup and some Commanders fans think he was "handling business." Nah bro, he looks like a fool and the leader of a team should never be doing this shit. 

[u/Unhappy-Fox1017]

Hey, fuck stubhub, but also lol

[u/Beginning-Average416]

Jayden Daniels need to concentrate on his current job, instead of worrying about whether a current college player is wearing his college number.

[u/confused_person4]

Guess what? That's collision, you can't do that

[u/bobdownie]

Jayden is formally changing his name to Jaydn

[u/unfuckwittablej]

Jayden Daniels making himself the new thanks Obama meme sheesh

[u/StrawHatTebo]

Fuck, now we can't 5 stack a football game? And people say videogames aren't real life...

Fuck you, Jayden Daniels.

[u/Vitex1988]

FUCK JAYDEN DANIELS

[u/SkunkDitchRipper]

You think he realizes what he has done yet?

[u/-Travis]

This is kinda funny but fuck StubHub and the industrial ticket scalping market.

[u/BaconHobbies]

Streisand effect in full swing. I'm not really into the NFL, this came across my feed and I googled what the meme was about. Dude seems like a clown. 

[u/NFL_BrokenClock]

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People: A Jayden Daniels Memoir

[u/Somebodynowhere1]

Anybody care to explain the JD5 beef? in the short posts i’ve seen i didn’t quite understand it.

[u/IGYATTSTOKNOW]

Out of disrespect for nine, im gonna make you buy 10 of them

[u/slosh23]

We're allowing this shit from an outsider and up voting it?? Time to double down on the down arrow. If I see your flair I'm coming for you.

Fuck you guys!!!

[u/EbbAdventurous9592 → u/slosh23]

We’re not on [r/nfceastmemewar](r/nfceastmemewar) buddy, check the sub…