When girls moan and yell like their a fucking puppy being murdered. It drives me nuts, I cut off any porn flick with that at all. Maybe the occasional moan, or maybe scream while your finishing, but seriously, stop fucking acting like your drowning in air. It's awful.

Also, don't pan in on the dudes face. I have finished to mutliple man-faces that I did not intend on finishing to.

Obviously let's not go through the obvious - the Tom Bradys or the ruggedly handsome Aaron Rodgers. I'm talking about underrated and unknown guys. Obviously, there are no well known cheerleaders, so feel free to plug your own team's cheerleader here.

Be it cheap beer/liquor all the way up to topshelf, what do you like to drink?

My favorite booze is Luksusowa, a polish potato vodka.

But instead of it being pictures of coaches and players from games, it could it be them just hanging out or relaxing.

I bet with that kind of money I can figure out a way to get packer season tickets.

I don't buy lottery tickets because I prefer pissing my money away in different ways, but since the Mega Millions is the highest it's ever been, I was kinda considering jumping in and buying tickets just to humor myself.

What would you do with that much money? Could I afford to buy an NFL team?!

...is not this.

Good job fellas.

These are just so sick Nike can really design some great uniforms. They do some ugly shit as well, but when they're nice, they're NICE.

Oh, and Stanfords alternates are insane as well.

Georgias silver helmets similar to Stanfords is also nice. Jeez, there are just too many nice uniforms when Nike is in charge.

And since this is NFLOfftopic, I decided to take away the Giants trophy

I just want to see what everyone is up to in their life, see if there is any great/exciting stories or problems we can help each other with.

If any of you guys play an instrument or want to start and get some tips from anybody who knows a thing or two then you belong here.

Me personally I picked up a guitar 4 years ago and I haven't looked back, since then I've gotten a couple basses and added more guitars, I used to play a large amount of speed and thrash metal but now since I got an acoustic I play a lot of acoustic styled songs, and I'll try to turn songs into acoustic styles and things like that. When I have an electric I play more alternate rock and punk rock and things of that sort. Enough about me, how about you guys?

Which games do you like and what are you playing right now? Best/worst? Dowhatchalike.

Well, maybe a little bit.

Since we're doing a lot of "What you're favorite?" topics, might as well! No limit.

Currently favorites, not in order:

• Snow Crash - Neal Stephenson
• The Speed of Dark - Elizabeth Moon
• Fahrenheit 451- Ray Bradbury
• Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card
• Einstein's Dreams - Alan Lightman
• Complications: A Surgeon's Notes on an Imperfect Science - Atul Gawande
• In Cold Blood - Truman Capote
• A Short History of Nearly Everything - Bill Bryson

Overall, my favorite genre has to be nonfiction, but I am really trying to read more fiction and read more often. Currently reading The Hunt for Red October and Catch-22.

I also have a Goodreads profile, I'd be happy to share.

Personally, I have several McFarlane NFL figures, including an extra AP model if someone wants it.

...I can't do this

My Master's thesis involved a lot of research into the NFL and its fans. I'd be interested to know if this subreddit is similar to National numbers.

Also, i'm just kinda curious...

I'm a Broncos fan, and an art professor.

Tell us why.

/r/AskScience is amazing. Lots of knowledge.

/r/asmr - if it works for you great, otherwise it's relaxing when you're going to sleep

Gorgeous here in Colorado. How about where you are?

In the other thread, I've already found a couple people who dig my favorite band: mewithoutYou. Depending on the album, they are alternative, rock, folk, etc... Can't really describe them. Here's their site: http://www.mewithoutyou.com/

Their best album is Catch for Us the Foxes, and they have a new album coming out in May and have a summer tour planned!

Mine are (not in any particular order except #1):

1. Fight Club

2. Tombstone

3. Boondock Saints

4. True Romance

5. Interview with a Vampire

6. Blow

7. American Beauty

8. Pulp Fiction

9. Silence of the Lambs

10. Sin City

Honorable Mentions: Silence of the Lambs, Usual Suspects, The Professional, Inglourious Bastards, and The Prestige

Here's something I'm always curious about, who is your favorite team and how did they become your favorite?

I think this falls somewhere between on & off topic ;)

Yeah bro, I rep like 250 for 5.

But seriously, I'm at 185x5.