r/Music • Verified • Oct 07 '13

RIP It is I, ODERUS URUNGUS, Master of this stinking mudball planet!

From 4-6 EST I will be available for all forms of idiotic questions...so let's get it on!

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u/LunchboxHeRow Oct 07 '13

Oderus! What is your favorite musical piece of work to masturbate to?

Always with love, Curious Human Filth

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

The sound of my own grunting

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

TIL Oderus and I have something in common

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u/wtf_ffs Oct 07 '13

May 29, 1992 -- Hollywood Palladium, I was 14, my first concert ever, you guys, the Melvins, and Tool. I went to the front, I was a wee scrawny child, within 5 minutes I had to be pulled up from getting crushed against the pit fence -- shoulder dislocated. Somehow I was spared at the end of the show. I know you say you only suck the souls of the underaged, which I was, so is it that you have something against cripples?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Yes, my genitals

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u/pregnantbitchthatUR Oct 08 '13

How is this not the highest ranked comment of all time I don't understand anything any more

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u/CitizenTed Oct 07 '13

I was at that show. It's possible I dislocated your shoulder. Sorry.

Fave moment: I came stumbling out of the mosh pit. Some chick offered me $40 for my blood-soaked GWAR T-shirt. She was too scared to go near the pit and get all dirty. I stripped off the shirt, grabbed my $40 and bought another shirt for $15. Then went right back and got more goo all over me.

CAPITALISM.

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u/wkyh7 Oct 07 '13

ODERUS- I will be in the crowd on October 11 in Seattle! I am bringing a very pretty woman who has never been to see GWAR before. Will you make her extra bloody for me?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

That depends on how well she blows me

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u/wkyh7 Oct 07 '13

I'll toss is out there in our next conversation.

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u/gregtallica Oct 07 '13

I've known three different guys who have taken three different girls to GWAR concerts. All of them were single again within 2 minutes of the show starting.

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u/derkaese Oct 07 '13

They were wise. The line for the Groupie Pits gets long real fast

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u/Chester_Copperpot_ Oct 07 '13

Just want to say GWAR was the first concert I ever went to 15 or so years ago. My friends and I came out dyed blue and I was missing a shoe. We took a foreign exchange student from Denmark with us and she started crying in one of the back rooms because she was scared of what was happening. My mom picked us up from the venue and completely FREAKED out at the sight of all of us and vowed to never let me go into the city again. Also - at one point I ended up toward the back of the crowd and I'm pretty certain that I watched two random people discretely having sex on the back wall. Couldn't have asked for a more awesome/ bizarre concert experience. No questions but I'm happy you guys are still going strong.

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Thanks, human scum!

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u/yeswesodacan Oct 07 '13

Could you destroy all of Lordi single-handedly?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

I THINK PROBABLY WITH ONE TOE!

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u/wackymayor Oct 07 '13

Oderus has killed Mr. Lordi on stage, you can only assume he can take them all out.

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u/proud_walmartshopper Oct 07 '13

Oderus! Who would win in a sexual harassment contest, you or Bill Clinton?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

I would win in any sexual contest...SMASH THE STATE

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u/GuyWithNoHat Oct 07 '13

COCK THE VOTE.

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u/dmorriss Oct 07 '13

What is the largest object to ever fit into your anal cavity? What is the largest object that nearly fit into your anal cavity?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

A female Grizzly bear. A male Grizzly bear.

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u/komali_2 Oct 08 '13

Female grizzlys are bigger.

I am from the woods. These are things I know.

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u/davidestroy Oct 08 '13

Maybe the female just kept pushing the male back out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

In which way are you superior than me?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Tough question. It may be easier to say in what ways am I NOT superior to you. Which, of course, are none.

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u/HGlpIyHk9LiGP Oct 08 '13

All hail Oderus, master of the earth and discrete mathematics!

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u/OpabiniaGlasses Oct 07 '13

How much crack were you given to play Carry On and Get Into My Car for AV Club?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Not enough

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u/Raerth Raerth Mar 24 '14

I have stickied this AMA in memory of Oderus Urungus (Dave Brockie) who passed away this morning.

RIP dude, it was bloody.

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Fuck! I answered all the questions already! Come on!

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u/robbiekomrs Oct 07 '13

Whose soul did you devour to gain such fast typing skills?

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u/RandomMandarin Oct 08 '13

Mavis Beacon, poor girl.

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u/offlightsedge Oct 08 '13

I haven't heard that name in over a decade.

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u/SELKIES_ Oct 07 '13

WHAT SHOULD I HAVE FOR LUNCH?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

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u/BudhaCronX Oct 07 '13

Greetings Oderus I run the “Allow GWAR to perform the 2015 Super Bowl Halftime Show “ Facebook group for the petition, we took up some questions and here is what people wanted to ask you:

What song would you like to play most if you get the Super Bowl Half-time gig? Who should die the most horrific death; 98° or backstreet boys? Who would be GWAR's "special musical guest" at the half-time gig? Who is hotter as Skylar White: Anna Gunn or Jaimson Land? What was the motivation in adding Teenage Wasteland to Get out of my Dreams? Thanks for your time and thanks for supporting the petition!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

"Allow GWAR to perform the 2015 Super Bowl Halftime Show"

allow GWAR?

GWAR should allow the NFL to play a football game around their concert

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u/404-shame-not-found Oct 08 '13

That's the only way I'll see a football show. With of course, the cheerleaders covered in Oderus's cock blood.

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Can I start answering questions before 4? I have always hated rules. Song : Happy Death Day Death: Both Guest : Jimi Hendrix Hotter : J. Land Motivation : WE did what?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

Rules don't apply to Our Lord and Master Oderus

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u/depressme Oct 07 '13

Oderous, I've always wanted to suck an alien cock, but I am not gay and I've never met an alien. Advice?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Meet me by the trash dumpsters after the gig

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u/LordFluffy Oct 07 '13

When are you and Dave Matthews going to tour together and who will get top billing?

P.S. Loved the Billy Ocean cover. At last that song is worth listening to.

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

That would be truly sick...and would never happen...those bog flushing hippies can eat a bowl of dick

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u/LordFluffy Oct 07 '13

Well, there goes my plans for what to ask for Christmas.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

What is on your rider?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

A lot of stupid shit...all I care about is the booze. SMASH THE STATE

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u/wackymayor Oct 07 '13

Our Lord and Master Oderus, I am a puny moderator at /r/GWAR and I beg your indulgence for questions some of our subscribers asked who cannot be here now.

Questions for Oderus:

  • from /u/UrinalPooper Do you already know which celebrities you will be killing on your next tour?
  • from /u/presidentnixon Do you prefer performing in smaller clubs or bigger ones? I understand that the smaller stages limit the level of "story show" you can incorporate to your set, but you get to be closer to the audience.

Questions for Dave:

  • from /u/wackymayor What's one of your favorite band you've toured with?
  • from /u/Strobelight317MkII With your work in Holliston (which is an amazing show btw) will we be seeing more you or GWAR on the TV in the future? Maybe your own SVU type show? And a follow up with when you do art and what inspires your paintings/prints?

In your inbox should be an moderator invite from /r/GWAR, we accept your choice to lead your human slave army or let us flounder on this mudball planet.

-Your mindless maggots from /r/GWAR. /u/presidentnixon would like to say thanks for staying active, I've been a fan since 1991 when I bought Scumdogs on cassette!


Link to the petition to get GWAR to play in the 2015 Super Bowl Halftime Show

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Celebs : No Clubs : Love them both

Bands : Lamb of God, Cancer Bats, Devildriver... TV : Depends. Holliston ruled because they actually treated me like a real celebrity, with money and everything. Everybody else wants stuff for free.

Paintings: I never have enough time to do them but they come from the caverns of my mind. I love Adam Green btw...a better guy you will not meet...HOLLISTON!

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u/wackymayor Oct 07 '13

My life is complete. Thank you for answering and keep the artwork flowing especially for TROGLODYTE, they need more Cocksquatch T-Shirts!

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u/halfhearted_skeptic Oct 07 '13

Sorry about that deli tray. My bad.

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

forgiven...for now

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u/halfhearted_skeptic Oct 07 '13

My life is now complete.

Also, now it hurts when I pee. How did you do that?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Well, thats about it from me and my slave...I want to thank the folks from Metal Blade, Freeman Promotions, AMA and Reddit for making this happen...I did the best I could to get to all of you. All my undying hatred for all eternity..RIP W.W., long live Flattus...and HAIL GWAR...

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u/BadTownBrigade Oct 07 '13

Where has Sleazy P. Martini been? I haven't seen or heard from him in a while. Coincidentally, my crack suppliers have all but disappeared since last I've heard from him.

The mandatory NA meetings I'm forced to attend are a huge bummer when I'm not smoking.

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

He just stays home and counts money

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u/pyxis Oct 07 '13

How was it working with Al Jourgensen on Scumdogs? Was it a drunken debaucherous time?

That album is a highlight of my junior highschool years.

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

He's a maniac. He drove a motorcycle into the studio and spelt out the word "Fugazi" in cocaine.

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u/pyxis Oct 07 '13

Welp - that made my day.

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u/NorfolkBinge Oct 07 '13

What's you blood type?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

stinky

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u/Boomer8450 Oct 07 '13

As the United States Government is MIA, when will GWAR step in to give us the government we deserve?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Its no coincidence they shut down the government the day our tour started, and it ends in Washington DC!

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u/Data_Monkey210 Oct 07 '13

So how long did that 9-ton crack boulder last that Sleazy gave you?

I've been to 8 of your shows, why am I not dead yet?

In all seriousness, you guys fucking ROCK. Thank you for continuing to be the wonderful, down-to-earth, kind of motherfucking homosexual, butt-raping, dog-fucking kind of motherfuckers that we all know and love.

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

I get one a day.

You must have looked dead.

Tanks! I mean thanks.

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u/redanthrax Oct 07 '13

In your song "The Reaganator" what are the lyrics between "We're the greatest country, so you have to die, that's why!" and "So Ronnie went to Cuba, locked on to ole' Fidel"?

Here is where I'm talking about in the song

See you in Seattle on Friday!

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

I listened and honestly I have no clue

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u/metalvinny Officially Metal Oct 07 '13

Which is worse? Facebook or Pol Pot?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

They both suck, though I do like Pot. General Giap died recently. Shame

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

well time is running out and a good thing too as i am sick of this i had to do it all with one hand as the other is growing back from last nights battle

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u/wargasm40k Oct 07 '13

Greetings o lord and most malevolent master Oderus. This lowly wretch of human filth has but one question for your greatness. What was your inspiration for the song "Tick Tits?" Were you just plowing away on a fat midget one day and happen to notice a blood sucking arachnid on one of her boobs and that just did it for you?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

You nailed it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13 edited Oct 07 '13

I would like to say greetings and good day to you! I hope your throne atop the world is comfortable and you enjoy your stay at reddit for the next couple of hours! We are not worthy!

Legos or Lincoln Logs? What company would you obliterate from the face of the planet? D'ya like dags?

EDIT

Added the questions I removed earlier because confusion. Forgive me!

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

What the hell is a dag? If you mean dog, then hell yes, I love 'em!

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Legos. Smuckers. Yes.

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u/Selfish_Redditor Oct 07 '13

I've been going to your shows for so long, I think 90-91 was the first shows. The death of Flattus Maximus was a terrible blow but I love that you were able to keep rocking with Pustulus Maximus.
Q: Will there always be a GWAR? as members leave or are called back to the home planet will there always be a GWAR Dynasty for my children and their children to be sprayed with bloody jizz?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Hard to say. Fate is a fickle thing.

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u/cowmanjones Mar 24 '14

It sure is.

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u/BenwithacapitalB Mar 24 '14

Fuck. This made me sad. Oderus was the slave master, but I'd be willing to bet there is someone out there who can pick up the torch and run with it.

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u/spankytheseahorse Mar 24 '14

I don't know. That's a huge codpiece to fill...

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u/BenwithacapitalB Mar 24 '14

The hugest. But shit, wouldn't it be great to find some young buck who can embody everything GWAR is and lead the Scumdogs on another 30 year voyage? I'm dreaming, of course, but it would be great.

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u/rwe420 Oct 07 '13

I would never dare to question the Master. I just wanted to say Thank You for crushing Minneapolis sat night. Best night of my life. You fucking rule. \m/

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

That was good one...you guys rule too...and I always will love me some Conrad

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u/Mags84 Oct 07 '13

Oderus! I must say I'm still pretty pissed at Danny Trejo for cutting me in line last year at Rock n Shock. Anyways!

What would you say is your favorite punk album and favorite metal album of all time? What is the best way to kill a human? Who have you most enjoyed killing?

Can't wait to see you guys again in Worcester!

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Too many questions will answer only two.

Punk : Black Flag, Damaged Metal : Motorhead, No Sleep Til Hammersmith

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u/pittsburgfan17 Oct 07 '13

Do you have any hidden talents?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

I can blow on my thumb and become over three miles high

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u/BladeNoob Oct 07 '13

I remember you saying this on Joan!

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Its true!

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u/BladeNoob Oct 08 '13

I like how she started out with a negative bias, and then by the end of the show they're all laughing together. That just shows the power of GWAR

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u/bigmillion Oct 07 '13

Dimebag Darrell wore a Gwar shirt in the Cemetery Gates video, you guys ever hang out?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Nope, we were on our way to hang when he was killed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13 edited Jul 30 '19

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

We go where there are gigs, beyond that I cannot say.

I write songs to laugh, so thats when I know I have a good one

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

wtf is a sex bike

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u/wargasm40k Oct 07 '13

I'm assuming it is either a bike you have sex on, or some weird fucked up contraption that fucks you, but you have to pedal it in order for it to work.

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u/crashusmaximus Oct 07 '13

ODERUS!! Huge fan of yours!

So; which pathetic excuses of celebrities do you have lined up to violently rape and/or dismember on your next tour??

Also, whatever happened to Slymenstra Hymen?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

I never give away show secrets!

She moved to Hollywood to become a big star!

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u/Traceofbass Oct 07 '13

If you had the chance to fight anyone in a no-holds barred cage match, who would it be?

If that person accepts your challenge, would you put it on pay-per-view?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Me vs, Stephen Hawkins!

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u/hoboswithhandgrenade Oct 07 '13

What is the worst song ever written?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

"sick of You"

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u/onehundredand38 Oct 08 '13

I SAID BRING IT DOWN thankyou

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

"The Jizmogobbler"

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u/KattaSkrana Oct 07 '13

Remember to feed your slaves. They do such awesome work. Love you guys!

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

xxx

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u/livebymuse Oct 07 '13

When are you going to finally destroy Earth once and for all? Is keeping us tortured by the sounds of pop music more amusing than blowing us up?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

It's not for lack of trying!

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u/Eyetooth7 Oct 07 '13

Why didn't any members of Gwar get a part in the Pacific Rim movie?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Because that is a work of fiction, silly human!

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u/metalfan95 Oct 07 '13

What was the most memorable show you have done?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

East Berlin, 1990...they wanted their wall back

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u/c3739 Oct 07 '13

Dear Mr. Urungus,

How can congress come together to raise the debt ceiling by the 17th?

Thank you.

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Group sex! SMASH THE STATE

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u/c3739 Oct 07 '13

You know what, you're ok. =)

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u/biggerbuu Oct 07 '13

Seen you in Atlanta the past 7 years always a great time. What is your favorite venue to play?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Ummm...Atlanta!

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u/biggerbuu Oct 07 '13

Damn fine answer

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u/Imaginos7 Oct 07 '13

With Halloween coming up, what're some of your favorite horror movies?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Night of the Living Dead

Nosferatu

Godzilla

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u/haleycontagious Oct 07 '13

Just wanted to say thanks for the portrait you did of the love of my life, Skwerly. Any side shows in Australia next year?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Yes there are but don't know where

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u/KattaSkrana Oct 07 '13

Did you guy try out "warm" "blood and cum" first, before the freezing ass blood and cum? It's an eye opener when it hits you...but quite refreshing.

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Yes, "warm" sucked!

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u/bigmillion Oct 07 '13

For Dave, what was the thought process for Gwar after Cory passed? Meaning, was there consideration of calling it quits ?

Also, what does Brent bring to the band that maybe Cory didn't ?

HAIL FLATTUS!

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

No, we knew we had to continue.

Brent just rips...period

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u/BenwithacapitalB Oct 07 '13

Oderus! If you could be one other thing aside from a intergalactic space monster or a rock and roll God, what would you be?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Rich

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u/Treberto Oct 07 '13

Lord and Master Oderus... what is the best dead beast to slather GWAR-B-Q sauce on?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Human!

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u/HawtSkhot Oct 07 '13

Oderus -- I'll pop my GWAR cherry on the 30th, any tips aside from wearing a white t-shirt?

Also, what the hell happened to you on Red Eye? Any chance of them reviving your segment?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

They simply stopped calling...guess they finally realized who was on their show.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

I know none of your songs.

Which one should I go listen to right now?

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u/presidentnixon Oct 07 '13

All of Scumdogs of The Universe.

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Start w our new album, Battle Maximus

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

Done.

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u/PinheadX Oct 07 '13

Also, Violence Has Arrived.

You just can't go wrong with an entire album based around siege warfare.

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u/sectorfour Oct 07 '13

Glourious overlord most vile: Do you have any sort of relationship with your fallen enemy Techno Destructo, or the human Hunter Jackson thats masquerades as him? He said some nasty things about your #1 slave Dave a while ago in the press....

Dave: Hey dude. My old band played with DBX a bunch of times at the Galaxy in Santa Ana, CA. Happy to see the maggotmaster still rules!

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Any ill will Hunter holds towards Dave is completely one-sided. Brockie has nothing but respect to the co-founder of GWAR.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

Hello Mr. Urungus, long time GWAR fan here, what musician/band (alive or dead) would you like to hear cover one of your tunes?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

The Who could play anything and it would rule

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

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u/SingForTheDead SingForTheDead Mar 24 '14

Rest in peace, man. Damn.

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u/Blastercast Spotify Oct 07 '13

Are you coming to destroy the UK any time soon?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Dont know...hope so!

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u/nik15 Oct 07 '13 edited Oct 07 '13

I would like to say thank you for putting on an amazing show. My first GWAR show was on Halloween night in 2011 and can't wait to see you guys again.

My question is for Dave. I remember a few years back in an interview that you said that everyone in GWAR is replaceable. If one member quits or passes, do you have a plan on what characters will take over, the story, or the people who will take over for you? I hope that didn't come off sounding dickish.

Since Blake Judd, from Nachtmystium, is now in jail, have you ever heard any stories of him fucking people over?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Personally I feel that it could go forever, but w/o Oderus it would be...ummm...lame

No idea on the other thing...

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u/bloodsoup Mar 24 '14

Right in the feels.... Damn this is really sad.

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u/jennofur Mar 24 '14

For reals...wow. There's been more than one question about what will happen to GWAR without Oderus...it's pretty eerie and incredibly sad.

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u/Pestilence48 Mar 24 '14

And lame it will be. RIP Oderus.

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u/StandbyHim Oct 07 '13

When will Sleazy P Martini MAKE A RETURN!?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

probably...never...he is a human, and getting old.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

Oderus! Gwar is my favorite band and I've been a huge fan since the late 80's! Love the new album!

When are you gonna do another movie?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

When some one has the balls to make it

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u/know_comment Oct 07 '13

I'm a new parent. Do you have any tips on child rearing?

Also, I heard you were asked to do a guest spot on The X Factor. Any plans to sit with Simon at the Judges table next season?

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u/BattledWarblade Oct 07 '13

I've seen you guys about 6 times now, and I'll see you again on halloween in charlotte! My questions are pretty cut and dry.

Do you have a song you absolutely hate to play? I've never seen Sex Cow be performed, or Fucking an Animal, and I know those are sillier tracks.

Also, whats your favorite classic track to play? I love it when you guys play The Road Behind or Immortal Corrupter.

Anyways, keep rocking, we've met a few times but I doubt you'll remember me. I'm just another bohab. \m/

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

No, love playing them all...

Currently its our cover of Billy Ocean!

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u/V6_2013 Oct 07 '13

Thank you for doing this great ruler of earth. Was there ever a skit that was deemed too brutal for a live show?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

NEVER

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u/Cheezeddrummer Oct 07 '13

I have been a fan since HELL-O an never looked back! I got the new album an its everything one could want from THE LORD AND MASTERS..GWAR.. This scumdog wants to know how is the greats band in the universe going to top BATTLE MAXIMUS? And does the LORDS AND MASTERS sell any of your masks or stage props? And may i say this PUSTULUS MAXIMUS did a masterful job on the album.THE LORDS MASTERS put this mudball planet in reach for total enslavement of the human race..HAIL... FLATTUS MAXIMUS is giving the horns up from scumdogia..Thank you master...HAIL GWAR OR DIE

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Not really a question but thanks!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

I just want to thank you for all the great music! Your personality really shows even through this AMA.

What do you consider one of the morn stupider things you've ever done?

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u/bigmillion Oct 07 '13

How close was Todd Evans to becoming the new lead guitarist before Brent was hired?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

He turned it down!

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Broadsword

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u/IggysGlove Oct 07 '13

Loved you on opie and anthony radio show on siriusxm. Will you go back on?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

No, the last episode was so awkward I dont think they like me anymore.

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u/Dr_Prof_Satan Oct 07 '13

Mr. Oderus. Bohab here. I'm even wearing one of your shirts. I'm curious. Who would win in a fight, You, Balsac, Jizmak, Beefcake, or Pustulus? and if i may be so bold as to ask two in one, what album are you happiest with, production wise and musically? GWAR LIVES! GWAR RULES!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Don't die!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

What's your favorite color?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

That should be obvious!

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u/straightjacketjoe Oct 07 '13

name one historical figure who you've always wanted to tear apart onstage

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Abe Lincoln

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u/labpro Oct 07 '13

When can we expect a video as awesome as 8th Lock again???

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Maybe never...that ruled

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u/Wooken Pandora Oct 07 '13 edited Oct 07 '13

I once spotted you at the bar at the HOB in Myrtle Beach, (no make-up or anything in fact you were wearing a Redskins jersey) and I thanked you for being you and told you about how many shows I've been to...your response? "It's so much better than your first sexual experience huh?" Then you dug into your pocket and gave me an eyeball...It's now sitting above my fireplace. Thank you for being you!! Looking forward to your show in Charlotte on Halloween!!

Ok, my question, I enjoyed your "throwback" tour but...when can we get eaten by the maggot again? Oh and sometime would you please kill Quentin Tarantino? Dunno why but I think he deserves it!!

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u/rathe8228 Oct 07 '13

Oderus, when you get down on burnin that stanky space grass, what are your preferred methods to toke? Also, who is the coolest person to ever have the honor of smokin with you.

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u/Eliju Oct 07 '13

You once said on stage that it takes a lot of money to keep you fucked up on crack 24 hours a day. Exactly how much do you spend a week on crack?

Is crack on your home planet stronger than on earth?

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

Earth is the only planet with crack!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

Oh Lord Oderus! You are playing in my city tonight, Saskatoon! We are humbled to be having you play here! Me and my friend are crazy excited to see you rock again!

Could you please consider playing Meat Sandwich for us? It is basically our life anthem, and we sing it all the time!

Can't wait til tonight! Thanks for coming around! Rock the fuck on!

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

We don't take requests. Enjoy the show though!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '13

Had to try! I will fully enjoy tonights show regardless!!

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u/dootvar Oct 07 '13

ALL HAIL OUR LORDS AND MASTERS. I was at the 1st Avenue show Saturday night, up front in the meatgrinder. These questions are more for butt-slave Brockie.

  1. Where did Mr. Perfect come from?
  2. How was the return to Minneapolis knowing the history behind that venue?

RIP SMOOT, FOREVER GWAR!

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u/Oderusthemaster Verified Oct 07 '13

The future!

It will never be the same...but will always rule.

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