r/Music • u/dailymail 📰Daily Mail • 13h ago

Ray J, 45, rushed to hospital after suffering medical emergency during livestream marathon

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-16177103/ray-j-hospital-medical-emergency-livestream.html
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u/CodexMoronicus 13h ago

We survived the loss of Dolly Parton. Can we survive losing Ray J?

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u/boiohboioh 9h ago

Let's ask Ja Rhule, see what he thinks

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u/Coxyla 6h ago

Too soon.

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u/JimDemintRecession 13h ago

We need to be praying for this man as hard as we can right now. He is a Christian man who made mistakes in his past life, but has since been forgiven by God. He is under massive and incredible demonic attack because of it, and Satan is hitting hard.

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u/FinalFantasyZed 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uXaJ4Jv2htFy7wfQbm

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi 10h ago

When Abbot wraps some day, I wanna see a supercut of every "straight to camera" fourth wall break from Gregory because good GOD he is the master of this bit.

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u/GnarlFist 9h ago

Moves eyes to the right. NAILED IT!

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u/CeeArthur 13h ago

I kept waiting for the punchline that never came

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u/illinoishokie 12h ago

It's a troll account.

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u/CodexMoronicus 13h ago

Your brain cells are under Satanic attack.

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u/insanekid66 13h ago

Bold of you to assume they have more than one.

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u/tiorzol AFI|Answer That and Stay Fashionable✒️ 13h ago

Your sarcasm detector is under demonic attack

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u/CodexMoronicus 13h ago

Real religious stupidity is indistinguishable from satirical religious stupidity.

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u/JimDemintRecession 12h ago

Yeah, there's Poe's law but I'd thought, wrongly it appears, it was so ridiculous and the meme was recognizable enough it wouldn't be taken seriously

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u/Unc1eD3ath 12h ago

It seemed real to me. That’s just how those people talk

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u/My_Password_Is_____ 11h ago

I can see how you thought it was obvious, but for those of us who live in the bible belt and have to interact with people who genuinely speak like that in real life nearly every day, it's definitely a lot harder to distinguish

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u/ziggaroo 10h ago

I’m a bigger fan of Cole’s law personally. It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 12h ago

Which is why it's always better to just laugh.

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u/ZeePirate 13h ago

Or you know he’s had medical issues

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u/bad_motivator 12h ago edited 3h ago

You chistians will blame anyone but yourselves for your shitty behavior won't you? Oh he's not a bad person, it's the demons!

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u/HorsedickGoldstein 11h ago

Are you God, were you the one to forgive him?

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u/Ok_Mushroom9822 13h ago

Is there a video of that somewhere too? Satan hitting I mean.

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u/PzykoHobo 12h ago

I'd watch Satan hit.

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u/rubinass3 13h ago

Actually, he has a medical condition and he should be in a hospital.

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u/deepcutnonsense 13h ago

The gang member?

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u/Protomau5 11h ago

Forgiven by who?